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CHOKE THE CHICKEN
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All these poems in this poem are included in my poetry volume available now
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| 1 | (I GOT) GOOSED BY TOMMY CHONG | 1,599 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago | |
| 2 | ADULT BOOKSTORE OF MY YOUTH | 4,704 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago | |
| 3 | A SCENE CHEECH & CHONG SHOULDA DONE | 4 | 1,224 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
| 4 | (I DREAMED) I WAS STEWIE GRIFFIN'S FATHER | 1,313 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago | |
| 5 | TWIST MY ARMY, BABY | 295 | 2021/08/19 | 2 years ago | |
| 6 | STRIPPER IN PITTSBURGH | 6 | 1,065 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
| 7 | NELSON MUNTZ FOR CLASS PRESIDENT | 4 | 554 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
| 8 | MY ARTIST FRIEND BRUCE AND HIS EX WIFE | 2 | 1,099 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |
| 9 | A HAND IS A HAND IS A HAND | 1 | 561 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
| 10 | BOXER SHORTS | 4 | 715 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
| 11 | ANAL RETENTIVE FOOL | 388 | 2021/08/19 | 2 years ago | |
| 12 | YAKOV SMIRNOFF LOOKING S.O.B. | 1 | 2,154 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |
| 13 | WHO'S FOOLING WHO? | 492 | 2021/08/19 | 2 years ago | |
| 14 | PROSTITUTE PROSTATE TRICK | 317 | 2021/08/19 | 3 years ago | |
| 15 | CARVING FOREHEADS WITH A PLASTIC FORK | 2 | 1,027 | 2021/08/19 | 3 years ago |
| 16 | SPARE THE ROD | 2 | 567 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |
| 17 | SCRATCHING MY ASS | 2 | 413 | 2021/08/19 | 2 years ago |
| 18 | REVENGE OF THE NERDS | 412 | 2021/08/19 | 2 years ago | |
| 19 | THE THOUGHT CROSSED MY MIND | 4 | 422 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
| 20 | WE BEGIN BOMBING IN 5 MINUTES | 2 | 779 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
| 21 | THINKING WITH MY DICK | 347 | 2021/08/19 | 3 years ago | |
| 22 | THANK YOU SIR MAY i HAVE ANOTHER? | 322 | 2021/08/19 | 3 years ago | |
| 23 | NEW YORK CITY SUBWAY RATS | 1,212 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago | |
| 24 | DISCIPLINE | 1 | 777 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |
| 25 | LAST TIME I BLEW OFF THE DEAD FOR A GIRL | 383 | 2021/08/19 | 2 years ago | |
| 26 | WE DON'T HAVE ANY DRUGS IN THE CAR | 4 | 503 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
| 27 | CRACK ADDICT ON WELFARE | 1 | 489 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |
| 28 | "VOLARE" AD NAUSEUM | 2 | 480 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
| 29 | NECESSITY IS THE MOTHER OF INVENTION (OR SMOKING HASH IN AN OAKLAND HOTEL ROOM) | 2 | 1,174 | 2021/08/19 | 4 years ago |
| 30 | AGING CZECH HOOKERS | 507 | 2021/08/19 | 4 years ago | |
| 31 | FORKLIFT OPERATOR | 611 | 2021/08/19 | 3 years ago | |
| 32 | THE DRUNK KAROAKE GIRL | 1,240 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago | |
| 33 | LUNCH FOR A KING | 2 | 635 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
| 34 | POINDEXTER | 269 | 2021/08/19 | 2 years ago | |
| 35 | GOAL LINE STAND IN THE CARDBOARD BIN | 548 | 2021/08/19 | 2 years ago | |
| 36 | 40 LBS BAGS OF ICE | 1 | 561 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |
| 37 | I’M NOT ANGRY! I’M DRUNK! | 275 | 2021/08/19 | 2 years ago | |
| 38 | GOTH GIRL | 2 | 1,146 | 2021/08/19 | 4 years ago |
| 39 | TURD IN THE BOWL | 2 | 393 | 2021/08/20 | 3 years ago |
| 40 | "ALICE COOPER LIVES" | 2 | 453 | 2021/08/20 | 4 years ago |
| 41 | MEANINGLESS JOB | 729 | 2021/08/20 | 4 years ago | |
| 42 | STREAKING THRU THE LOBBY OF THE FOUR SEASONS HOTEL | 454 | 2021/08/20 | 2 years ago | |
| 43 | SUBTLE BUTTERFLY | 541 | 2021/08/20 | 3 years ago | |
| 44 | BILLY CORGAN JOKES ASIDE | 2 | 500 | 2021/08/20 | 4 years ago |
| 45 | SURREALISTIC ARTISTRY | 2 | 508 | 2021/08/20 | 4 years ago |
| 46 | SWIMMING THRU A SEA OF ANGRY MUSLIMS | 370 | 2021/08/20 | 2 years ago | |
| 47 | TALK TO STUFFED ANIMALS | 433 | 2021/08/20 | 3 years ago | |
| 48 | SIDE HUSTLE | 2 | 1,153 | 2021/08/20 | 5 years ago |
| 49 | DISPLACED FROM HAUNTED FOREST | 338 | 2021/08/20 | 3 years ago | |
| 50 | H.P. LOVECRAFT NOVEL | 2 | 533 | 2021/08/22 | 4 years ago |
| 51 | ROADSIDE DINER | 295 | 2021/08/22 | 2 years ago | |
| 52 | GOING TO NEW ORLEANS | 1,196 | 2021/08/22 | 4 years ago | |
| 53 | LASS FROM MANHATTAN | 2 | 1,081 | 2021/08/22 | 4 years ago |
| 54 | REALITY TV | 2 | 613 | 2021/08/22 | 5 years ago |
| 55 | POOPER SCOOPER | 333 | 2021/08/22 | 2 years ago | |
| 56 | WOULD YOU CARE FOR A PURPLE HOOTER? | 350 | 2021/08/22 | 2 years ago | |
| 57 | ENUNCIATE. BOB | 2 | 294 | 2021/08/22 | 3 years ago |
| 58 | SHE SAID YEAH | 2 | 333 | 2021/08/22 | 3 years ago |
| 59 | WHEN THE WRONG GIRL GETS PISSED OFF BY A DIRTY POEM | 2 | 607 | 2021/09/21 | 2 years ago |
| 60 | JUNGIAN ARCHETYPE | 275 | 2022/01/13 | 2 years ago | |
| 61 | OF ITS OWN VOLITION | 320 | 2022/01/13 | 2 years ago | |
| 62 | SURVIVING THE LOBOTOMY | 2 | 504 | 2022/01/14 | 4 years ago |
| 63 | HATFIELDS AND MCCOYS | 9 | 491 | 2022/01/14 | 5 years ago |
| 64 | WHY THE HUMAN RACE IS UTTERLY CONDEMNED TO UNHAPPINESS | 2 | 1,081 | 2022/01/14 | 3 years ago |
| 65 | STUMBLING DRUNK MEDIEVAL VILLAGES | 2 | 409 | 2022/01/14 | 2 years ago |
| 66 | RANTER WITHOUT A CAUSE | 2 | 361 | 2022/01/14 | 3 years ago |
| 67 | BONG HITS OF HASHISH | 471 | 2022/01/14 | 3 years ago | |
| 68 | RAT'S ASS | 2 | 478 | 2022/01/14 | 5 years ago |
| 69 | IT AMAZES ME | 2 | 1,920 | 2022/01/14 | 5 years ago |
| 70 | ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE | 1 | 1,255 | 2022/01/14 | 5 years ago |
| 71 | BOTTLE OPENER | 520 | 2022/01/14 | 3 years ago | |
| 72 | GETTING HIGH WITH A PUBLIC DEFENDER AT A POETRY READING | 2 | 338 | 2022/01/14 | 3 years ago |
| 73 | JILTED LOVER | 2 | 1,705 | 2022/01/14 | 5 years ago |
| 74 | UNKIND FATE | 1 | 1,377 | 2022/01/15 | 6 years ago |
| 75 | CEASEFIRE | 465 | 2022/01/15 | 4 years ago | |
| 76 | SALVATION & RIGHTEOUSNESS | 4 | 422 | 2022/01/16 | 5 years ago |
| 77 | LES BELLE FILLES DU PARIS | 466 | 2022/01/16 | 2 years ago | |
| 78 | FORGIVE ME LORD FOR I AM ABOUT TO SIN | 2 | 399 | 2022/01/16 | 2 years ago |
| 79 | COSMIC SABOTAGE | 2 | 463 | 2022/01/17 | 4 years ago |
| 80 | LIMP AND A BOUNCE | 2 | 400 | 2022/01/17 | 3 years ago |
| 81 | THE RAT | 3 | 522 | 2022/01/17 | 5 years ago |
| 82 | WHILE I SLEEP IN CHAOS | 458 | 2022/01/21 | 5 years ago | |
| 83 | I WANTED HER | 778 | 2022/01/21 | 6 years ago | |
| 84 | DELAYED SEPTA TRAIN | 2 | 507 | 2022/01/21 | 5 years ago |
| 85 | SLIP BETWEEN THE CRACKS | 217 | 2022/02/17 | 2 years ago | |
| 86 | TRUTH HURTS | 461 | 2022/02/23 | 2 years ago | |
| 87 | CANTANKEROUS OLD MAN | 572 | 2022/02/23 | 6 years ago | |
| 88 | HELL'S BELLS | 471 | 2022/02/23 | 4 years ago | |
| 89 | BEEN THRU THE MILL | 2 | 322 | 2022/02/23 | 3 years ago |
| 90 | RUMORS AND RANDOM DISCOVERIES | 2 | 288 | 2022/02/23 | 3 years ago |
| 91 | MY FINGERS MANIPULATE | 338 | 2022/02/25 | 2 years ago | |
| 92 | MY EGO COERCED | 2 | 306 | 2022/02/25 | 2 years ago |
| 93 | HIGHWAY UNDERPASS | 270 | 2022/03/04 | 3 years ago | |
| 94 | MOON FLOATING AROUND | 361 | 2022/03/04 | 3 years ago | |
| 95 | TIED UP | 2 | 437 | 2022/03/16 | 5 years ago |
| 96 | 'TRANE PISSED HERE | 2 | 639 | 2022/03/16 | 4 years ago |
| 97 | BLUE BIRD CRAPPING ON MY CAP | 2 | 464 | 2022/03/16 | 5 years ago |
| 98 | MISSED JOKE | 2 | 584 | 2022/03/16 | 5 years ago |
| 99 | TIGHT BLACK MINISKIRT | 4 | 2,546 | 2022/03/19 | 3 years ago |
| 100 | CHOKE THE CHICKEN (AUTO-EROTIC ASPHYXIATION GONE HORRIBLY WRONG) | 2 | 9,524 | 2022/03/19 | 5 years ago |
| 101 | OPTICAL ILLUSION | 230 | 2022/03/19 | 2 years ago | |
| 102 | I MISS RED FORMAN | 1,039 | 2022/05/04 | 2 years ago | |
| 103 | SHE NODS APPROVINGLY | 2 | 537 | 2022/05/04 | 2 years ago |
| 104 | STAG FILM | 2 | 8,081 | 2022/06/09 | 6 years ago |
| 105 | FAKE GODS | 1,306 | 2022/10/16 | 3 years ago | |
| 106 | FAKE ORGASM | 4,188 | 2023/05/23 | 4 years ago |
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