CHOKE THE CHICKEN

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Choke the Chicken (or Auto Erotic Asphyxiation Gone Horribly Wrong): Schaefer, George F: 9798434885959: Amazon.com: Books

 

Title Comments Views Updatedsort icon Posted
1 (I GOT) GOOSED BY TOMMY CHONG 2,095 2021/08/19 8 years ago
2 ADULT BOOKSTORE OF MY YOUTH 6,091 2021/08/19 8 years ago
3 A SCENE CHEECH & CHONG SHOULDA DONE 4 1,332 2021/08/19 7 years ago
4 (I DREAMED) I WAS STEWIE GRIFFIN'S FATHER 1,437 2021/08/19 7 years ago
5 TWIST MY ARMY, BABY 397 2021/08/19 4 years ago
6 STRIPPER IN PITTSBURGH 6 1,191 2021/08/19 7 years ago
7 NELSON MUNTZ FOR CLASS PRESIDENT 4 653 2021/08/19 7 years ago
8 MY ARTIST FRIEND BRUCE AND HIS EX WIFE 2 1,181 2021/08/19 8 years ago
9 A HAND IS A HAND IS A HAND 1 646 2021/08/19 7 years ago
10 BOXER SHORTS 4 838 2021/08/19 7 years ago
11 ANAL RETENTIVE FOOL 500 2021/08/19 4 years ago
12 YAKOV SMIRNOFF LOOKING S.O.B. 1 2,268 2021/08/19 8 years ago
13 WHO'S FOOLING WHO? 933 2021/08/19 5 years ago
14 PROSTITUTE PROSTATE TRICK 400 2021/08/19 5 years ago
15 CARVING FOREHEADS WITH A PLASTIC FORK 2 1,180 2021/08/19 5 years ago
16 SPARE THE ROD 2 660 2021/08/19 8 years ago
17 SCRATCHING MY ASS 2 524 2021/08/19 4 years ago
18 REVENGE OF THE NERDS 511 2021/08/19 5 years ago
19 THE THOUGHT CROSSED MY MIND 4 517 2021/08/19 7 years ago
20 WE BEGIN BOMBING IN 5 MINUTES 2 913 2021/08/19 7 years ago
21 THINKING WITH MY DICK 427 2021/08/19 5 years ago
22 THANK YOU SIR MAY i HAVE ANOTHER? 422 2021/08/19 5 years ago
23 NEW YORK CITY SUBWAY RATS 1,343 2021/08/19 8 years ago
24 DISCIPLINE 1 882 2021/08/19 8 years ago
25 LAST TIME I BLEW OFF THE DEAD FOR A GIRL 491 2021/08/19 4 years ago
26 WE DON'T HAVE ANY DRUGS IN THE CAR 4 594 2021/08/19 7 years ago
27 CRACK ADDICT ON WELFARE 1 582 2021/08/19 8 years ago
28 "VOLARE" AD NAUSEUM 2 578 2021/08/19 7 years ago
29 NECESSITY IS THE MOTHER OF INVENTION (OR SMOKING HASH IN AN OAKLAND HOTEL ROOM) 2 1,338 2021/08/19 6 years ago
30 AGING CZECH HOOKERS 598 2021/08/19 6 years ago
31 FORKLIFT OPERATOR 1,422 2021/08/19 5 years ago
32 THE DRUNK KAROAKE GIRL 1,335 2021/08/19 8 years ago
33 LUNCH FOR A KING 2 733 2021/08/19 7 years ago
34 POINDEXTER 363 2021/08/19 5 years ago
35 GOAL LINE STAND IN THE CARDBOARD BIN 652 2021/08/19 5 years ago
36 40 LBS BAGS OF ICE 1 650 2021/08/19 8 years ago
37 I’M NOT ANGRY! I’M DRUNK! 404 2021/08/19 4 years ago
38 GOTH GIRL 2 1,273 2021/08/19 6 years ago
39 TURD IN THE BOWL 2 482 2021/08/20 5 years ago
40 "ALICE COOPER LIVES" 2 547 2021/08/20 7 years ago
41 MEANINGLESS JOB 884 2021/08/20 6 years ago
42 STREAKING THRU THE LOBBY OF THE FOUR SEASONS HOTEL 558 2021/08/20 4 years ago
43 SUBTLE BUTTERFLY 663 2021/08/20 5 years ago
44 BILLY CORGAN JOKES ASIDE 2 598 2021/08/20 6 years ago
45 SURREALISTIC ARTISTRY 2 597 2021/08/20 6 years ago
46 SWIMMING THRU A SEA OF ANGRY MUSLIMS 564 2021/08/20 5 years ago
47 TALK TO STUFFED ANIMALS 653 2021/08/20 5 years ago
48 SIDE HUSTLE 2 1,249 2021/08/20 7 years ago
49 DISPLACED FROM HAUNTED FOREST 423 2021/08/20 5 years ago
50 H.P. LOVECRAFT NOVEL 2 636 2021/08/22 6 years ago
51 ROADSIDE DINER 408 2021/08/22 4 years ago
52 GOING TO NEW ORLEANS 1,297 2021/08/22 6 years ago
53 LASS FROM MANHATTAN 2 1,187 2021/08/22 6 years ago
54 REALITY TV 2 703 2021/08/22 7 years ago
55 POOPER SCOOPER 483 2021/08/22 5 years ago
56 WOULD YOU CARE FOR A PURPLE HOOTER? 452 2021/08/22 5 years ago
57 ENUNCIATE. BOB 2 405 2021/08/22 5 years ago
58 SHE SAID YEAH 2 423 2021/08/22 5 years ago
59 WHEN THE WRONG GIRL GETS PISSED OFF BY A DIRTY POEM 2 782 2021/09/21 4 years ago
60 JUNGIAN ARCHETYPE 383 2022/01/13 4 years ago
61 OF ITS OWN VOLITION 415 2022/01/13 4 years ago
62 SURVIVING THE LOBOTOMY 2 593 2022/01/14 6 years ago
63 HATFIELDS AND MCCOYS 9 604 2022/01/14 7 years ago
64 WHY THE HUMAN RACE IS UTTERLY CONDEMNED TO UNHAPPINESS 2 1,192 2022/01/14 5 years ago
65 STUMBLING DRUNK MEDIEVAL VILLAGES 2 520 2022/01/14 5 years ago
66 RANTER WITHOUT A CAUSE 2 454 2022/01/14 5 years ago
67 BONG HITS OF HASHISH 885 2022/01/14 5 years ago
68 RAT'S ASS 2 581 2022/01/14 7 years ago
69 IT AMAZES ME 2 6,566 2022/01/14 7 years ago
70 ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE 1 1,347 2022/01/14 8 years ago
71 BOTTLE OPENER 609 2022/01/14 5 years ago
72 GETTING HIGH WITH A PUBLIC DEFENDER AT A POETRY READING 2 431 2022/01/14 5 years ago
73 JILTED LOVER 2 2,526 2022/01/14 7 years ago
74 UNKIND FATE 1 1,502 2022/01/15 8 years ago
75 CEASEFIRE 543 2022/01/15 6 years ago
76 SALVATION & RIGHTEOUSNESS 4 540 2022/01/16 7 years ago
77 LES BELLE FILLES DU PARIS 573 2022/01/16 4 years ago
78 FORGIVE ME LORD FOR I AM ABOUT TO SIN 2 507 2022/01/16 4 years ago
79 COSMIC SABOTAGE 2 543 2022/01/17 6 years ago
80 LIMP AND A BOUNCE 2 509 2022/01/17 6 years ago
81 THE RAT 3 609 2022/01/17 8 years ago
82 WHILE I SLEEP IN CHAOS 577 2022/01/21 7 years ago
83 I WANTED HER 859 2022/01/21 8 years ago
84 DELAYED SEPTA TRAIN 2 606 2022/01/21 7 years ago
85 SLIP BETWEEN THE CRACKS 320 2022/02/17 4 years ago
86 TRUTH HURTS 560 2022/02/23 4 years ago
87 CANTANKEROUS OLD MAN 660 2022/02/23 8 years ago
88 HELL'S BELLS 576 2022/02/23 6 years ago
89 BEEN THRU THE MILL 2 424 2022/02/23 5 years ago
90 RUMORS AND RANDOM DISCOVERIES 2 391 2022/02/23 5 years ago
91 MY FINGERS MANIPULATE 445 2022/02/25 4 years ago
92 MY EGO COERCED 2 405 2022/02/25 4 years ago
93 HIGHWAY UNDERPASS 366 2022/03/04 5 years ago
94 MOON FLOATING AROUND 471 2022/03/04 5 years ago
95 TIED UP 2 521 2022/03/16 7 years ago
96 'TRANE PISSED HERE 2 781 2022/03/16 6 years ago
97 BLUE BIRD CRAPPING ON MY CAP 2 558 2022/03/16 7 years ago
98 MISSED JOKE 2 700 2022/03/16 7 years ago
99 TIGHT BLACK MINISKIRT 4 4,453 2022/03/19 5 years ago
100 CHOKE THE CHICKEN (AUTO-EROTIC ASPHYXIATION GONE HORRIBLY WRONG) 2 14,455 2022/03/19 7 years ago
101 OPTICAL ILLUSION 318 2022/03/19 4 years ago
102 I MISS RED FORMAN 1,894 2022/05/04 4 years ago
103 SHE NODS APPROVINGLY 2 1,017 2022/05/04 5 years ago
104 STAG FILM 2 12,820 2022/06/09 8 years ago
105 FAKE GODS 1,449 2022/10/16 5 years ago
106 FAKE ORGASM 6,565 2023/05/23 6 years ago