I thought I heard a siren's call
In a fine October gale
While roiling seas beat on our sides
And tattered every sail
A keening song upon the wind
A whisper in the breeze
So sad and yet so animal
I felt my heart would freeze
For it seemed she sang to me
Among the tempest's roar
And the ship insanely shaking
As I rolled aft and fore
She sang out oh so strangely
and called me to her side
I struggled against her power
As I felt my eyes go wide
Her song o'er sound and fury
It drowned out storm and wave
But amid the salty flurry
I cried "Oh soul, be brave!"
My feet, they started moving
My face, grew deathly pale
Roughly along the railing
Towards her in the hail
When suddenly with a crash
I woke up with a stir
To see the mast a'cracking
And fall down straight on her!
There are weird things upon the sea
Strange still events in play
For I can't forget her sweet, faint song
That's left me wan and fey
Now you may not believe me
But I tell it to you true
May you have odd adventures
Should you sail upon the blue
Ashes, oh ashes
What were you before?
The flames came a-knocking
And burned down your door!
While dancing and singing
In raptured ascent
Your memories of life
Have all but been spent!
Ashes, oh ashes
And dusty dust
Were you a vehicle
Given to rust?
Perhaps once an instrument
Known well to sing?
Death gave you beauty
Where is it's sting?
Ashes, oh ashes
You've made such a mess!
You're on everything, everywhere
That you could access!
Had I known that you'd make
This place look like snow
I would not have made you
In this chateaux
Ashes, oh ashes
How you do inspire
Myself yet to build
Another fire
Though I hope that this time
You won't land on my face
Or leave your mark
ALL OVER THE PLACE!
I'm always talkin, to my damn-self,
be-cause no one else, ever seems to listen to me.
So I'm left talkin, to my damn-self, like I am crazy.
I have good ideas, that no one ever hears,
cause they're too busy, always staring at a screen. So I'm left talkin, to my damn-self, like I am crazy.
I'm often asking myself why, do I even try to get my voice, to be heard.
Unless I shout and scream, no one hears me,
and when I do, they tell me, I'm mean.
Now I keep talkin, to my damn-self,
Cause there's no one else, who gives a damn about what I say,
and ill keep talkin, to my damn-self, cause they drove me crazy.
I'm often asking myself why, do I even try, to get my voice, to be heard.
Unless I Shout And Scream, No One hears me,
And when I Do, they tell me, I'm mean.
So I'm Left Talkin! To my damn-self! Cause there's no one left! who gives a fuck about what I say!
And I'll Keep Talkin, To My Damn-self, Cause I Am Cra-zy!!
Barbara Lynn
I have a little knight
He’s always in my sight
And whenever I feel sad
Or whenever I feel mad
My little knight will cheer me up
Then I will feel okay.
I use to laugh at ironic things
No punishment for the bad deeds
The Bible says that good 10 fold
The universe returns to us in gold
That fairytales and nursery rhymes
Exist to scare and keep us in line
But on this day fate stepped in
And karma it seems is a comedian
A lesson weaved throughout every line
Carefully crafted as a warning sign
It was a day like any other
As usual jumped in the shower
Quickly washed and rinsed my hair
Noticed too late that it was NAIR!
Every luscious lock and strand
Fell out completely in my hand
What seems like a sick joke being played
Or demented parts a malicious prank
A plot unfolded my part the lead
The lines straight from a horror scene
Like laws of nature or earths gravity
The rules we bend to suit our need
Like a boomerang’s invisible path
It seems to follow when it comes back
Even the ocean and it’s changing tides
Needs the moon’s persuasive side
We are the keepers of what we seek
And what we sow we indeed will reap
The nightmare that we fear the most
Comes back to haunt us like a ghost
Like Peter Pan and Captain Hook
Just a good story in a children’s book
what if the earth gets bored of us
And decides that we are entertainment
those characters we read as kids
Like Pinocchio or the 3 little pigs
Sleeping beauty or the ogre Shrek
You thought was funny as a sketch
Brought to life would pose a threat
Although to you this seems far fetched
The truth Ive written has not been stretched
I hope you read this and know as fact
What you put out there will soon come back
Elvin and Leroy were baseball players
From the time they were six years old
And best friends since the early days
A million baseball stories to be told
Their entire lives had been consumed
By the game of baseball which they
Played together all through school
Then pro-Negro league as Blue Jays
Even in retirement baseball was key
Games at the ball park and on the t.v.
Indeed – it was a sad day when Elvin
Passed away from a cardio infraction
Poor Leroy was hurt and felt so alone
He had always had Elvin by his side
And now without – was totally thrown
Unable to handle that Elvin had died
Leroy missed Elvin so much that he
Kept talking to him – always his plea
“Please let me know how you’re doing
So I can quit all my silly brooding”
But nothing – no answer from Elvin
Until late one night – in the kitchen
Leroy was talking - asking his friend
For a message – some sign to be sent
Leroy was sitting at the table and
Heard Elvin so asked – “that you man”
Without hesitation the voice of Elvin
Clear as day – “It’s me – good friend”
Leroy was both shocked and ecstatic
He started talking and then did ask
About baseball in heaven – and Elvin
Said – “Leroy – it really is heaven”
“They got baseball everywhere and
You should see the fields and parks
Just like we used to dream and plan
And got beautiful lights after dark”
“That is wonderful news” – said Leroy
“Wonderful – is there any bad news”
Elvin began tentatively – “well old boy
There is some bad news I brought you”
“What bad news - Elvin ” – Leroy asked
“Tell me – whatever - be what it might “
So Leroy started slow then said it fast
“Elvin - you’re pitchin’ tomorrow night”
Mini-Beast of the East
By jfarrell
Solemnly we announce
That we have conclusive evidence
That the recent cold weather
Is a Russian attack!
We have known, for years,
Putin’s research into using
Satellites to manipulate the weather
And…..
We have evidence;
Here we present the video….
Putin, barechested and looking so manly,
Standing atop a mountain and blowing the clouds at us
Britain demands an explanation!
…or we’ll take away your gym membership!
We call on friends around the world (both of you)
To stand united with us.
The JellyBaby Uprising
By jfarrell
It started at the Merrow Street corner shop.
I was just walking past, when it exploded
And, out of the debris, emerged
A 20ft tall, multicoloured JellyBaby.
It outstretched its arms,
Leaned back his head
And gave a cry of fury
A chorus, as if a thousand voices, crying simultaneously;
“No more cruelty! No more eating us feet first!”
And with giant strides, several buses long,
Off it went, marching down the street,
Towards the Aylesbury Estate.
Choruses from miles around,
Hundreds? Thousands?
Arose and blew in on the breeze
“Feet first! No More!”
I saw 4 of them tear the Aylesbury Estate apart;
It didn’t take long;
I and some several dozen survivors
Are hiding in the Kiln, in Burgess Park.
Safe, for now.
Before the internet and the TV went silent…
It seemed to be worlwide…
The JellyBabies revolted.
They are in control.
May everyone feel the love in the air, the romance in your heart and the pleasure of spending the day with someone you love... (Or hope to...)
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Valentines Day on a budget
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Happy Valentine day ladies, you're all such a wonderful treat,
Like a piece of candy... Damn you sure are sweet.
Have Cupid Shoot an arrow, in my heart real deep
So I'll have dreams of you, at night when I sleep.
Hearts and Rose's and chocolate Candy too...
These are the things, I'd love, to give you.
But since today I'm broke..., all that I can say...
Is "Will you still be my Valentine?" on this Valentine's Day?"
©Paul (ChryWizard) Posney 2-14-2013