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Knight

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Nursery Rhymes

I have a little knight

He’s always in my sight

And whenever I feel sad

Or whenever I feel mad

My little knight will cheer me up

 

Then I will feel okay.

Author's Notes/Comments: 

Haha, this is one really simple nursery rhyme I created in less than 5 minutes. 

Baseball Everywhere

Elvin and Leroy were baseball players
From the time they were six years old
And best friends since the early days
A million baseball stories to be told

Their entire lives had been consumed
By the game of baseball which they
Played together all through school
Then pro-Negro league as Blue Jays

Even in retirement baseball was key
Games at the ball park and on the t.v.
Indeed – it was a sad day when Elvin
Passed away from a cardio infraction

Poor Leroy was hurt and felt so alone
He had always had Elvin by his side
And now without – was totally thrown
Unable to handle that Elvin had died

Leroy missed Elvin so much that he
Kept talking to him – always his plea
“Please let me know how you’re doing
So I can quit all my silly brooding”

But nothing – no answer from Elvin
Until late one night – in the kitchen
Leroy was talking - asking his friend
For a message – some sign to be sent

Leroy was sitting at the table and
Heard Elvin so asked – “that you man”
Without hesitation the voice of Elvin
Clear as day – “It’s me – good friend”

Leroy was both shocked and ecstatic
He started talking and then did ask
About baseball in heaven – and Elvin
Said – “Leroy – it really is heaven”

“They got baseball everywhere and
You should see the fields and parks
Just like we used to dream and plan
And got beautiful lights after dark”

“That is wonderful news” – said Leroy
“Wonderful – is there any bad news”
Elvin began tentatively – “well old boy
There is some bad news I brought you”

“What bad news - Elvin ” – Leroy asked
“Tell me – whatever - be what it might “
So Leroy started slow then said it fast
“Elvin - you’re pitchin’ tomorrow night”

THE COMICAL KID

 

A COMICAL KID TOLD A  COMICAL JOKE

ABOUT COMICAL PEOPLE WHO COMICLLY SMOKE

THE COMICAL KID WHO WAS COMICALLY BAD

HAD A COMICAL MOM AND A COMICAL DAD


HIS COMICAL PARENTS HAD COMICAL RULES

THEY COMICALLY SENT HIM TO COMICAL SCHOOLS

THE COMICAL TEACHER WAS COMICALLY MAD

SHE SAID"COMICAL KID,YOU ARE COMICALLY BAD."


NOW YOU  COMICALLY MIGHT HAVE A COMICAL SON

YOU COMICALLY KNOW IT'S NOT COMICALLY FUN

COMICAL KIDS ARE LIKE COMICAL CATS

THEY COMICALLY GROW TO BE COMICAL BRATS

 


 

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Thine Panties And A Table Dance

 

 

♥♡♥

 

If thou might harken to 

 

The sound of my aching sighs,

 

But woe is me!! My heart lives with thy!

 

And mine heart lie cold and dark

 

Under the shining light of 

 

Such slight of hand,

 

For how shall I live 

 

Without the sight of thine 

 

Ruffled bodice graced upon mine weary eyes

 

So temptuously lying upon thy chest?

 

♡♥♡

 

Thou mak'est 

 

Wretched thot of thy soul's shining armor

 

And thine inconstancy of thy hand

 

Upon my supple breasts.

 

♡♥♡

 

I need thine dancing groin 

 

And thee glorious sight 

 

Of thine lacy panties upon thy soft feathered locks,

 

Thy serpent hanging low and mine eyes

 

To wake it's pulse as it doth reach the heights of heaven,

 

Like moonbeams tender kisses upon thy sea,

 

My love, I wait for those panties and a table dance,

 

I wait for thee. ;-)

 

♥♡♥

 

 

 

 

Author's Notes/Comments: 

Just practicing fun to learn old english. *with sarcasm intended* ;-)

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If You're Gonna Do It, Just Do It

There was once a lady who was very silly,
She took residence on the outskirts of Philly,
One day she got sick and tired of the rat race,
She said, "I'm getting out of this god-damned place".

 

She packed up her bags and said some goodbyes,
She knew with this move she'd be breaking some ties,
But nothing was there in that place of pollution,
Just buildings and highways with cars and confusion.

 

She got on the internet, and found a house to lease,
She got her a job, and beautiful moments of peace,
She met a nice man who was convicted a murderer,

They fell in love to everyone's surprise,
And they worked their asses off for the rest of their lives,
It might not sound nice to you,

But they're happy and it's none of your business,

So go suck an egg.

 

The End Smile

6:12 PM 5/9/2013 ©

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New Nurse's Assessment

The young man had a large gash on the lateral side of his right hand,
The serous fluid drained onto the surrounding reddened area,
Appeared to have been serrated,
Beefy red meat exposed at it's center in strands,

Doctor call came and she reported, "This looks infected".

 

Handing the file to the physician so he could inspect it,
To her horrid surprise, somehow laughter, she injected,
He handed the file to a colleage, with a sheepish grin, it was rejected!

Again the assessment was read by another,
Bursting with laughter...it made her shudder,
Why on earth are they mocking this? What seems so funny?

 

And one of colleagues, stopped laughing and said, "Honey,

This is truly a serious matter, we've heard,
And your assessment is fine, except for one little word,
See when there's a wound oozing with purulent fluid draining,
To say there's pussy drainage coming from it, really distorts the meaning!!"

 

 

10:24 PM 4/27/2013 ©

Author's Notes/Comments: 

True Story... Embarassed

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Hello, Random Imaginary Person

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17. HUMOR/SILLY

Hi random imaginary person! What did you say? I can't hear you.....Oh, you said Cheeseburger lemon-aid? Ok, that's cool. I got ya! Remember to flush the toilet when your done curling your hair. Please and thanks. Oh and also, don't forget to run the bath water and put tissues in it. Thanks again. Have a good apple! Bye!

Hello Imaginary person. It's me again. How's life? Sexy? I see. I understand that you like pigeons. I think they are gross and silly. Say what? You're under the sink? Why is that? Oh, you found some peaches? Give me some! Thanks! I like blankets. Do you? No? That's too bad because blankets are like Jesus. Imaginary person, what is your name? You never told me! What's that? You're speaking too soft, say it louder. Ooohh I see. Your name is Freddy. Come again? Say what? Oh ok,You said you are going to go to go camping at the morgue. That sounds fun! When are you going? At 13 o'clock? Damn that's late. I hope you have fun. When are you going to put that picture of you and the lamp on facebook? Tomorrow, at doggie time? Ok. I've been waiting for you to do that. Yeah? What's that? You're leaving? Awe man! I'm going to be so bored when you are gone! Alright then. Talk to you later. Have fun at I Hop! I'm just going to sit here and wait for something to happen....

Author's Notes/Comments: 

I'M BORED! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I GET BORED....

Halloween Is Upon Us

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Holidays

Darkness falls on pumpkins bright,
Winter bringing forward no light,
Doorbells ring with frightening chimes,
Children singing written rhymes.

Halloween is upon us dear,
A time for celebration and fear,
Listen closely or get a fright,
Goblins and ghosts are out tonight.

Author's Notes/Comments: 

Just a silly poem that I made.

One Last Time

Everyday seems like a living dream
Sleeping into a nonexisting world of impossiblities
And then you wake up
Limited by actions and urges to continue more
One last time

Your mind then wanders off into a different dimension
A realm of warmth and comfort
No worries
Just Pleasure
One last time

The urge is no more than just a habit
A soul quenching paradox
Confused and depressed
Only if I did it
One last time

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