Nursery Rhymes

Knight

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I have a little knight

He’s always in my sight

And whenever I feel sad

Or whenever I feel mad

My little knight will cheer me up

 

Then I will feel okay.

Author's Notes/Comments: 

Haha, this is one really simple nursery rhyme I created in less than 5 minutes. 

Witch is ghoul (nursery rhyme)

Flesh and muscle entertwined 

Recking havoc on the spine 

 

Blood and guts begin to spill

What a joy it is to kill

 

Fingers and toes are fun to chop

Chew on the eyeballs until they pop

 

Play with your food until it's dead

Eat the skin it tastes like bread

 

All the bugs begin to scurry 

Prepare the meat for the curry

 

What a feast we have in store 

Once it's gone slaughter for more 

Author's Notes/Comments: 

A fun dark twist on nursery rhymes. The second line of each is meant to be read with enthusiasm. 

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All around the Mulberry bush,

Jack jumped low.

 

Twinkle, twinkle, little star

Mama's going to buy you a diamond ring.

 

 

Author's Notes/Comments: 

Not done

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Hot Stuff

Little Miss Roaster,

Sat on a toaster,

And often it burnt her attire,

She could barely afford,

To pay her room and board,

Then one day her whole house went on fire.

 

The fire truck came,

She was never the same,

When he pulled out his big bright red hose,

He put out the flames,

Then he married that dame,

Now she's warm from her head to her toes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Creepy Nursery Rhymes

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There are some nursery rhymes
that move nicely,
but have some creepy lyrics.

There's Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater,
Billy Boy,
Three Blind Mice,
Georgie Porgie,

Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater:
Peter Peter pumpkin eater
Had a wife and couldn't keep her
He put her in a pumpkin shell
And there he kept her very well!

 

A nursery rhyme about a man
who cannot keep his wife,
so he stuck her into a pumpkin shell?

 

Oh me,
Oh my,
Oh goodness why?

 

Not exactly
what I'd want
for my children to hear!

Billy Boy:
Oh, where have you been, Billy Boy, Billy Boy?
Oh, where have you been, Charming Billy?
I have been to seek a wife, she's the joy of my whole life
But she's a young thing and cannot leave her mother

 

At first, it may seem cute,
but then you should
stop and think.

 

This "Billy Boy" wants a wife,
so he chooses a girl
who is very young,
and is still in the care
of her mother?

 

I believe that this is strange,
and it sort of screams,
at least to me,
PEDOPHILE!

 

Three Blind Mice
Three blind mice, three blind mice,
See how they run, see how they run,
They all ran after the farmer's wife,
Who cut off their tails with a carving knife,
Did you ever see such a thing in your life,
As three blind mice?

 

A song that starts out fine,

but then goes to talk about

cutting off the tails of

three little mice!

 

Who would cut the tails

off of mice,

and have a rhyme about it?

 

That to me,

is a little strange!

 

 

Georgie Porgie
Georgie Porgie pudding and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry
When the boys came out to play,
Georgie Porgie ran away.

 

This rhyme right here,

is an interesting one.

 

Why oh why

does Georgie Porgie

insist on making little girls cry?!

 

Sing a Song of Sixpence
Sing a song of sixpence a

pocket full of rye,

 

Four and twenty blackbirds

baked in a pie.

 

When the pie was opened the

birds began to sing,

 

Oh wasn't that a dainty dish

to set before the king?

 

The king was in his counting

house counting out his money,

 

The queen was in the parlour

eating bread and honey.

 

The maid was in the garden

hanging out the clothes,

 

When down came a blackbird

and pecked off her nose!

 

,

Oh my!

 

That is quite a

creepy tune.

 

Who would bake

live birds

into a pie?

 

Not exactly a poem I'd like to read

to my children, no way,

no way!

Author's Notes/Comments: 

A poem about some nursery rhymes that I feel like shouldn't be there for children to hear.

Please let me know what you think!! Comments and criticisms are greatly welcomed!

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Nursery Rhyme Fun Time

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Hush a bye baby, on the tree top,
When the wind blows the cradle will rock;
When the bow breaks,
Ring around the rosy
A pocketful of posies
"Ashes, Ashes"
We all fall down!
London Bridge is falling down,
Falling down, falling down,
London Bridge is falling down!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away
Apple in the morning - Doctor's warning!
Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat
Please to put a penny in the old man's hat!

Diddle, diddle, dumpling, my son John,
Went to bed with his trousers on;
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt,
His name is my name too.

Ding dong bell
Pussy's in the well!
Goosey Goosey Gander where shall I wander,
Upstairs, downstairs and in my lady's chamber!

Nursery rhymes,
nursery rhymes!
Sing them out loud!

Hot cross buns! Hot cross buns!
One a penny two a penny - Hot cross buns!
I had a little hen, the prettiest ever seen,
She washed up the dishes and kept the house clean.

Little Bo peep has lost her sheep
And doesn't know where to find them.
Oh no! Not her sheep!
Mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow;
And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go!

Mary Mary quite contrary,
How does your garden grow?
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear,
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair!

Three little kittens,
They lost their mittens.
Pussycat, pussycat, where have you been?
I've been to London to visit the Queen.

Georgie Porgie pudding and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry
Little Robin Red breast sat upon a tree,
Up went pussy cat and down went he.
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey!

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
Down came the rain and washed the spider out
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
Jack be nimble
Jack be quick!

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon.
Hickory dickory dock
The mouse ran up the clock
Baa baa black sheep, have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full!

Author's Notes/Comments: 

My own combination of nursery rhymes! I hope you like it! Please let me know what you think!

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Revolution

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This is Ahhh revolution in music that's what ur ears are hearing ; never fearing da words that come so close & near & ; im entwined with da shrine thats heavily enriched in my mind ; graphic designs twist ; fuse ; & combine with da everlasting beat thay comes from my heart line ; & da beat goes on & never fades away ; feeding my thought processs & shaking my vertebrae ; i say shaking my vertebrae ; i say shaking my vertebrae ; I say ... my words are miracle visuals ; criminals of the typical lyrical syllables ; blind from the visible pinnacles that the pitifuls set ; I'm da principle u nuttin but a substitute pet ; & I'm tired of these immature haters with there fake double layers portrayin who they really are ; wen they nuttin but some failures ; while I'm building up my paper I see it's building up they're anger ; & it's jus pathetic in there nature ; cuz that type of shit can break y'all ; losers with a couple degrees y'all jus some major fakers ; not even worth my time to spit a decent line when I can school these niqqas in a nursery rhyme ; cuz listen ; twinkle twinkle ; ur mom was smoking my cigar ; type bazaar going far while she gazed up to a star ; u need to understand how small u really are ; ur an average key niqqa ; Getting schooled by a space bar ; & I can keep going but this shit would be way to long ; but come at me again & I'll turn ur existence into a sing along.

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