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1001 Halloween Poem 146 18 years ago
1002 Serving beer to minors Poem 1 150 18 years ago
1003 Rocky VII Poem 167 18 years ago
1004 My heart is as black as coal Poem 151 18 years ago
1005 Ice Cube Poem 149 18 years ago
1006 Buckingham palace Poem 143 18 years ago
1007 Shotgun wedding Poem 164 18 years ago
1008 Full house Poem 220 18 years ago
1009 I kicked George Costanza's ass Poem 150 18 years ago
1010 Deer hunting Poem 161 18 years ago
1011 Perseverance Poem 2 144 18 years ago
1012 Strawberries Poem 142 18 years ago
1013 Every moment should be treasured Poem 148 18 years ago
1014 Garfield Poem 1 166 18 years ago
1015 Doll Poem 139 18 years ago
1016 Ace up my sleeve Poem 156 18 years ago
1017 Statutory rape Poem 136 18 years ago
1018 I'll put her on a pedestal Poem 144 18 years ago
1019 Womanhood Poem 145 18 years ago
1020 Keep them coming Poem 136 18 years ago
1021 Crucified Poem 186 18 years ago
1022 Six days Poem 217 18 years ago
1023 Great Granddad Poem 223 18 years ago
1024 Perverts Poem 250 18 years ago
1025 Egged Poem 1 365 18 years ago
1026 Always wear a helmet Poem 244 18 years ago
1027 Jesus will enrich your life Poem 251 18 years ago
1028 The leaves are falling from the trees Poem 256 18 years ago
1029 Say it, not spray it Poem 148 18 years ago
1030 The pen is mightier than the sword Poem 140 18 years ago
1031 What women want Poem 160 18 years ago
1032 The bomb Poem 138 18 years ago
1033 Bulimia Poem 139 18 years ago
1034 It was like listening to music Poem 2 142 18 years ago
1035 He burned my bacon Poem 131 18 years ago
1036 A sore loser Poem 149 18 years ago
1037 Please feed my daughter Poem 137 18 years ago
1038 Why do people think I'm dumb? Poem 153 18 years ago
1039 I snapped Poem 146 18 years ago
1040 You always treat my brother better Poem 155 18 years ago
1041 The black cat Poem 159 18 years ago
1042 The remote Poem 143 18 years ago
1043 Yuck! Poem 152 18 years ago
1044 That damn two cents! Poem 146 18 years ago
1045 Wedding dress Poem 135 18 years ago
1046 Your days of abusing him are going to stop Poem 1 146 18 years ago
1047 A spring got stuck up his ass Poem 1 153 18 years ago
1048 CIA Poem 219 18 years ago
1049 It cuts deep Poem 249 18 years ago
1050 So easy a caveman can do it Part 3 Poem 245 18 years ago
1051 Go straight to Hell Poem 251 18 years ago
1052 I ate that roach Poem 280 18 years ago
1053 Shut the damn door! Poem 261 18 years ago
1054 My guilt Poem 255 18 years ago
1055 PBS kicked my ass Poem 243 18 years ago
1056 Married more times than Elizabeth Taylor Poem 243 18 years ago
1057 Elmer Fudd shot me Poem 2 173 18 years ago
1058 V8 Poem 146 18 years ago
1059 Service without a smile Poem 152 18 years ago
1060 He took a toke Poem 151 18 years ago
1061 Tea & A Poem 1 147 18 years ago
1062 I hit a student Poem 163 18 years ago
1063 Butter and eggs Poem 151 18 years ago
1064 Let go of your hate Poem 171 18 years ago
1065 Not a stud Poem 148 18 years ago
1066 72 hours Poem 132 18 years ago
1067 That dreaded call Poem 141 18 years ago
1068 Pretty damn old Poem 152 18 years ago
1069 Uglier than sin Poem 134 18 years ago
1070 Antique refrigerator Poem 1 151 18 years ago
1071 I slept with Daffy Duck Poem 142 18 years ago
1072 It's not a dress Poem 158 18 years ago
1073 You have angered me Poem 175 18 years ago
1074 The bridge Poem 133 18 years ago
1075 I'm eating crow Poem 171 18 years ago
1076 I believe in love a little less each day Poem 2 179 18 years ago
1077 Get off the damn phone! Poem 181 18 years ago
1078 Apple pie Poem 270 18 years ago
1079 You're not fit to wear that badge Poem 220 18 years ago
1080 His final breath Poem 237 18 years ago
1081 I voted against Phil Bredesen Poem 244 18 years ago
1082 I'm Eric Cartman's father Poem 232 18 years ago
1083 Bumble Bee Poem 266 18 years ago
1084 KFC Poem 141 18 years ago
1085 He should've hired a professional Poem 155 18 years ago
1086 Snuff Poem 159 18 years ago
1087 I give new meaning to the word nerd Poem 2 147 18 years ago
1088 Tortured Poem 162 18 years ago
1089 Flat foot Poem 143 18 years ago
1090 I'm at the end of my rope Poem 148 18 years ago
1091 I met God Poem 139 18 years ago
1092 I love rattlesnake Poem 155 18 years ago
1093 Road hog Poem 135 18 years ago
1094 You're living high on the hog Poem 146 18 years ago
1095 I've paid for those beatings I gave you Poem 1 153 18 years ago
1096 Pay for your own repairs! Poem 147 18 years ago
1097 My wife is a hooker Poem 174 18 years ago
1098 Only a monster could do that Poem 151 18 years ago
1099 F Poem 138 18 years ago
1100 I'll send you straight to Hell Poem 179 18 years ago
1101 Worship God Poem 251 18 years ago
1102 Princess Diana Poem 267 18 years ago
1103 Keep your eyes on the damn road! Poem 262 18 years ago
1104 People must be saved by Jesus Poem 255 18 years ago
1105 God loves everybody Poem 263 18 years ago
1106 Very hairy lady Poem 1 284 18 years ago
1107 Rape is wrong Poem 1 246 18 years ago
1108 Motel Poem 280 18 years ago
1109 You'd better stop stealing! Poem 1 126 18 years ago
1110 Homeless and alone Poem 1 154 18 years ago
1111 Miraculous Poem 153 18 years ago
1112 Greatness of the Lord Poem 155 18 years ago
1113 OUCH! Poem 142 18 years ago
1114 Rejection Poem 134 18 years ago
1115 Forbidden fruit Poem 163 18 years ago
1116 God is number one Poem 130 18 years ago
1117 Jesus was the greatest man who ever lived Poem 152 18 years ago
1118 The wrong finger Poem 156 18 years ago
1119 Bitten Poem 146 18 years ago
1120 Got milk? Poem 146 18 years ago
1121 I shot my dog Poem 145 18 years ago
1122 Fast food lawsuit Poem 153 18 years ago
1123 Transvestite Poem 160 18 years ago
1124 I just pulled the plug Poem 130 18 years ago
1125 I can't smile Poem 1 160 18 years ago
1126 Festus Poem 179 18 years ago
1127 Sam Kinison Poem 159 18 years ago
1128 To err is human Poem 147 18 years ago
1129 Stop putting yourself down! Poem 170 18 years ago
1130 Sometimes I feel like screaming Poem 1 279 18 years ago
1131 Driving over a cliff Poem 242 18 years ago
1132 I'm doomed to be in misery Poem 263 18 years ago
1133 I'll be there to hold your hand Poem 246 18 years ago
1134 Thunder and lightning Poem 1 256 18 years ago
1135 I want more caviar Poem 283 18 years ago
1136 You made your bed, now you can lie in it Poem 154 18 years ago
1137 Stuck together Poem 201 18 years ago
1138 Jacqueline Hill Poem 149 18 years ago
1139 May 28, 1990 Poem 136 18 years ago
1140 Barry Poem 165 18 years ago
1141 Suck my balls Part 3 Poem 134 18 years ago
1142 Watermelon slices Poem 130 18 years ago
1143 The bitterness of life Poem 152 18 years ago
1144 Goodbye Gwynne Poem 137 18 years ago
1145 Broke Poem 1 152 18 years ago
1146 Goodbye Mister Sutton Poem 1 145 18 years ago
1147 That pounding Poem 173 18 years ago
1148 How to get dumped Poem 143 18 years ago
1149 I kicked Al Gore's ass Poem 1 156 18 years ago
1150 I am man, hear me roar! Poem 1 156 18 years ago
1151 Spiked Poem 154 18 years ago
1152 Fuck you Poem 166 18 years ago
1153 I'm suing the doctor who delivered me Poem 2 141 18 years ago
1154 Mount Rushmore Poem 141 18 years ago
1155 Five finger discount Poem 155 18 years ago
1156 That's not rape Poem 178 18 years ago
1157 Washington Poem 154 18 years ago
1158 That damn dog Poem 161 18 years ago
1159 Obi-Wan has taught you well Poem 145 18 years ago
1160 Jim Varney Poem 226 18 years ago
1161 Swastika Poem 261 18 years ago
1162 My cat Poem 259 18 years ago
1163 Freak Poem 252 18 years ago
1164 My father Poem 254 18 years ago
1165 You killed my son's cat Poem 288 18 years ago
1166 Don Adams Poem 145 18 years ago
1167 Old video game systems Poem 2 163 18 years ago
1168 The final embrace Poem 149 18 years ago
1169 Larry Fine Poem 147 18 years ago
1170 A bird shit in my hair Poem 1 161 18 years ago
1171 Selena Poem 1 134 18 years ago
1172 Many doors are closed Poem 139 18 years ago
1173 That damn principal Poem 1 126 18 years ago
1174 I'm Spider-man Poem 159 18 years ago
1175 I married my sister Poem 254 18 years ago
1176 I'm going to fuck you up Poem 174 18 years ago
1177 Crybaby Poem 137 18 years ago
1178 God will make you pay Poem 132 18 years ago
1179 God rewards those who do good Poem 2 136 18 years ago
1180 Breast feeding Poem 130 18 years ago
1181 I testified against a mother fucker Poem 141 18 years ago
1182 Ambulance sirens Poem 128 18 years ago
1183 Nothing can bring them back Poem 154 18 years ago
1184 My mortality Poem 153 18 years ago
1185 Lost Poem 137 18 years ago
1186 Five star restaurant Poem 146 18 years ago
1187 The Babysitter Poem 1 135 18 years ago
1188 P.O.W. Poem 1 135 18 years ago
1189 The Train Poem 1 149 18 years ago
1190 You're a dirty rat Poem 247 18 years ago
1191 You raped my pig Poem 2 266 18 years ago
1192 Cat the Bounty Hunter Poem 233 18 years ago
1193 I committed murder Poem 1 233 18 years ago
1194 Jimmy Poem 252 18 years ago
1195 April fools' Poem 2 248 18 years ago
1196 Farley Forever Poem 148 18 years ago
1197 She murdered her parents Poem 146 18 years ago
1198 Stuck! Poem 150 18 years ago
1199 I'm not bigfoot! Poem 1 177 18 years ago
1200 A child's attack Poem 2 163 18 years ago
1201 Go to Hell Poem 137 18 years ago
1202 You cheated on my brother Poem 161 18 years ago
1203 I wish I was a robot Poem 157 18 years ago
1204 Biggest mouth in the south Poem 2 144 18 years ago
1205 Cross burner Poem 148 18 years ago
1206 Kiss my ass Poem 172 18 years ago
1207 I'm a little person Poem 146 18 years ago
1208 I'm Ted Bundy's son Poem 152 18 years ago
1209 May-December Poem 1 156 18 years ago
1210 The scholar Poem 1 154 18 years ago
1211 A sad and tragic death Poem 1 134 18 years ago
1212 A 94 year old woman kicked my ass Poem 1 169 19 years ago
1213 He held his son's lifeless body Poem 134 19 years ago
1214 He grabbed her hooters Poem 159 19 years ago
1215 Those damn pigs feet Poem 144 19 years ago
1216 Blackmail Poem 154 19 years ago
1217 Cousins in love Poem 264 19 years ago
1218 Coma Poem 159 19 years ago
1219 Switching brains Poem 3 141 19 years ago
1220 John Inman Poem 155 19 years ago
1221 Please don't put me to sleep Poem 1 171 19 years ago
1222 I robbed a liquor store Poem 159 19 years ago
1223 Goodbye Robert Mitchum Poem 279 19 years ago
1224 Radiator hose Poem 259 19 years ago
1225 Bad behavior Poem 276 19 years ago
1226 It tore my heart out Poem 1 290 19 years ago
1227 Suck my balls Part 2 Poem 289 19 years ago
1228 Nascar driver Poem 284 19 years ago
1229 It's not fair when a child dies Poem 138 19 years ago
1230 Bixby Poem 139 19 years ago
1231 The very talented Moe Poem 143 19 years ago
1232 Christopher Reeve Poem 163 19 years ago
1233 Dad's demise Poem 148 19 years ago
1234 The one and only Curly Poem 153 19 years ago
1235 Memories of the past Poem 129 19 years ago
1236 4 A.M. Poem 152 19 years ago
1237 Old women make me horny Part 2 Poem 149 19 years ago
1238 The good samaritan Poem 141 19 years ago
1239 Old women make me horny Poem 140 19 years ago
1240 You said he should've let you die Poem 143 19 years ago
1241 Here's Johnny! Poem 141 19 years ago
1242 So easy a caveman can do it Part 2 Poem 138 19 years ago
1243 I slept with my brother's wife Poem 1 132 19 years ago
1244 Mistaken identity Poem 256 19 years ago
1245 You should be put in your place Poem 1 175 19 years ago
1246 Russian Roulette Poem 1 125 19 years ago
1247 Lousy drug dealers Poem 201 19 years ago
1248 Racist Poem 212 19 years ago
1249 Virgin Poem 187 19 years ago
1250 Anna Nicole Poem 188 19 years ago