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You only date men who make seventy-five to a hundred grand a year.

Your greed has driven many a man to tears.

You're attractive and at first I thought you had charm.

You refused to date a man because he works on a farm.

When I asked you out, you laughed in my face.

It's about time that you were put in your place.

A man who drives a chevette asked you out and you told him to come back when he can afford a porsche.

Last year you married a man who was a CEO but when he lost his job, you got a divorce.

The corporation he worked for went bankrupt and you said goodbye.

I felt so sorry for him when I saw the pain in his eyes.

There's more to people than money but you only want men with cash.

If I had a whip in my hand, I'd give you a lash.

I know some men who are poor but they have other wonderful qualities.

It's too bad that that's something you can't see.