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751 Little red riding hood Poem 176 16 years ago
752 Wal-mart's blunder. Poem 188 16 years ago
753 I'm not a God Poem 368 16 years ago
754 Corporal Capeman Poem 225 16 years ago
755 Jesus came to my house Poem 136 16 years ago
756 Estelle Getty Poem 141 16 years ago
757 George Washington Poem 1 139 16 years ago
758 Life without my son Poem 123 16 years ago
759 Eddie Murphy messed me up Poem 1 164 16 years ago
760 God is the best! Poem 129 16 years ago
761 These damn laxatives Poem 142 16 years ago
762 Elevator shaft Poem 1 149 16 years ago
763 Cuckoo for cocoa puffs Poem 146 16 years ago
764 Lindsay Lohan sucks! Poem 139 16 years ago
765 I gave you a twenty Poem 176 16 years ago
766 Shave your damn legs! Poem 157 16 years ago
767 Ida Poem 118 16 years ago
768 Carrie Fisher Poem 1 225 16 years ago
769 Silver lining Poem 118 16 years ago
770 I had to pay with my life Poem 118 16 years ago
771 Bob Hope Poem 126 16 years ago
772 Penny and Brain Poem 158 16 years ago
773 Batgirl raped me Poem 1 276 16 years ago
774 Frozen tongue Poem 182 16 years ago
775 Gore was cheated Poem 110 16 years ago
776 Drink and drive Poem 123 16 years ago
777 It's not Karma, it's God Poem 1 156 16 years ago
778 Goodbye Michael Wisher Poem 245 16 years ago
779 Korman Poem 2 153 16 years ago
780 He looka like a man Poem 157 16 years ago
781 God has been good to me Poem 131 16 years ago
782 Stratford Johns Poem 134 16 years ago
783 Miserable little brat Poem 145 16 years ago
784 That damn Trix Rabbit Poem 1 147 16 years ago
785 Hey, that's my pickle! Poem 154 16 years ago
786 A1 yeah, it's that important Poem 151 16 years ago
787 Kentucky's voting day Poem 135 16 years ago
788 Begala's insult Poem 131 16 years ago
789 The Lone Ranger Poem 127 16 years ago
790 Handicapped Poem 136 16 years ago
791 Sick twisted revenge Poem 111 16 years ago
792 Hanna-Barbera Poem 141 16 years ago
793 I shot Yogi Bear Poem 241 16 years ago
794 Gas prices Poem 1 292 16 years ago
795 You're on the run Poem 245 16 years ago
796 America wants to hear your voice 'Revised Edition' Poem 226 16 years ago
797 You took a dump in my pool Poem 150 16 years ago
798 April 29, 1988 Poem 138 16 years ago
799 America wants to hear your voice Poem 116 16 years ago
800 On the run Poem 125 16 years ago
801 Returning food Poem 131 16 years ago
802 Holy crap Poem 129 16 years ago
803 Blunderdog Poem 125 16 years ago
804 Faith and prayers Poem 134 16 years ago
805 Bush Poem 1 147 16 years ago
806 Your grave was slowly being dug Poem 116 16 years ago
807 Ex-best friends Poem 122 16 years ago
808 Womanizer Poem 141 16 years ago
809 My wife is an alien Poem 118 16 years ago
810 Sculpture of Jesus Poem 150 16 years ago
811 Polly wants your mama's sweet ass Poem 142 16 years ago
812 Put on a damn blouse! Poem 138 16 years ago
813 You think you can do no wrong Poem 1 145 16 years ago
814 Burned alive Poem 133 16 years ago
815 Tossed my cookies Poem 126 16 years ago
816 That poor cat Poem 149 16 years ago
817 What I did was evil Poem 118 16 years ago
818 Stop laughing at me Poem 117 16 years ago
819 When the sun rises Poem 110 16 years ago
820 There's nothing left of him Poem 1 125 16 years ago
821 Brother Poem 108 16 years ago
822 This isn't a library Poem 134 16 years ago
823 Taxi driver Poem 1 230 16 years ago
824 Pennsylvania's voting day Poem 229 16 years ago
825 Henson Histeria Poem 232 16 years ago
826 I'm going to tell my daddy on you Poem 205 16 years ago
827 Neglectful father Poem 193 16 years ago
828 If you want to succeed Poem 178 16 years ago
829 You are my flesh and blood Poem 1 141 16 years ago
830 I believe in you Poem 148 16 years ago
831 A load of bull Poem 148 16 years ago
832 I'm going to straighten up Poem 142 16 years ago
833 You only live once Poem 153 16 years ago
834 This damn television Poem 3 160 16 years ago
835 Pepe Le Pew raped my cat Poem 151 16 years ago
836 The cable is out again Poem 159 16 years ago
837 To suffer and bleed in Iraq Poem 142 16 years ago
838 Saint Patrick's Day Poem 142 16 years ago
839 Ricky Ricardo kicked my ass Poem 137 16 years ago
840 Records are making a comeback Poem 1 173 16 years ago
841 Sucking that cow's teats Poem 177 16 years ago
842 Frog Poem 221 16 years ago
843 The kitchen sink Poem 241 16 years ago
844 Mississippi's Voting Day Poem 177 16 years ago
845 Fragile Poem 213 16 years ago
846 Batman Poem 182 16 years ago
847 44 magnum Poem 187 16 years ago
848 Buster was the best Poem 348 16 years ago
849 A cop's revenge Poem 392 16 years ago
850 Childbirth Poem 319 16 years ago
851 Maximum security prison Poem 112 16 years ago
852 School isn't something that I'd repeat Poem 123 16 years ago
853 That damn mohel! Poem 127 16 years ago
854 I don't need a babysitter! Poem 145 16 years ago
855 Candy bar Poem 146 17 years ago
856 That damn clown! Poem 127 17 years ago
857 You gave a little boy a joint Poem 1 126 17 years ago
858 Our son Poem 112 17 years ago
859 Seventy-eights Poem 124 17 years ago
860 Valentine Poem 104 17 years ago
861 Scheider Poem 109 17 years ago
862 Black customers Poem 109 17 years ago
863 Burger Poem 155 17 years ago
864 Morse Poem 112 17 years ago
865 You are too young to get married Poem 1 117 17 years ago
866 I'm being murdered Poem 122 17 years ago
867 The day the little boy drowned Poem 232 17 years ago
868 I like black people Poem 218 17 years ago
869 The little boy's cat Poem 216 17 years ago
870 Black rights Poem 215 17 years ago
871 Clown shoes Poem 230 17 years ago
872 The virgin Poem 239 17 years ago
873 He shot his daughter Poem 105 17 years ago
874 Sixty Poem 117 17 years ago
875 Butterfly Poem 109 17 years ago
876 Dear John Poem 127 17 years ago
877 Monster Poem 114 17 years ago
878 Cheap! Poem 2 109 17 years ago
879 Seed Poem 115 17 years ago
880 Burned to the ground Poem 102 17 years ago
881 Cain and Abel Poem 102 17 years ago
882 Vegetarian Poem 135 17 years ago
883 Buttermilk Poem 126 17 years ago
884 220 volt shock Poem 123 17 years ago
885 Symbol of love Poem 119 17 years ago
886 Ex-producer Poem 141 17 years ago
887 Bluto VS. Popeye Poem 1 137 17 years ago
888 I voted against Phil Bredesen Part 2 Poem 115 17 years ago
889 Electric Chair Poem 126 17 years ago
890 She's in labor Poem 112 17 years ago
891 Villechaize Poem 132 17 years ago
892 Dialysis Poem 1 106 17 years ago
893 My life is flashing before my eyes Poem 114 17 years ago
894 You might as well have cut her heart out Poem 105 17 years ago
895 Malcolm in the Middle Poem 173 17 years ago
896 DOOM Poem 106 17 years ago
897 The Loch Ness monster raped me Poem 239 17 years ago
898 Vengeful spirit Poem 239 17 years ago
899 2007 comes to an end Poem 219 17 years ago
900 Late again Poem 125 17 years ago
901 Hot dogs with chili Poem 126 17 years ago
902 How was God created? Poem 111 17 years ago
903 The temptations of Christ Poem 125 17 years ago
904 Christmas came from Jesus Poem 2 122 17 years ago
905 I saved Christmas Poem 119 17 years ago
906 The apple of God's eye Poem 119 17 years ago
907 Third degree burns Poem 124 17 years ago
908 God's masterpieces Poem 118 17 years ago
909 Nintendo's rainchecks Poem 110 17 years ago
910 I wish I was a bird Poem 113 17 years ago
911 Pancakes Poem 170 17 years ago
912 Donkey Kong Junior Poem 107 17 years ago
913 Everybody deserves a second chance Poem 122 17 years ago
914 Alvin and the Chipmunks Poem 1 134 17 years ago
915 If Jesus was here Poem 113 17 years ago
916 If Eve hadn't ate that apple Poem 120 17 years ago
917 Faith in the Lord Poem 116 17 years ago
918 Samson and Delilah Poem 1 111 17 years ago
919 Thank you, God Poem 113 17 years ago
920 Life isn't always fair Poem 238 17 years ago
921 Road Rash Poem 249 17 years ago
922 That damn beard! Poem 1 245 17 years ago
923 Turned away Poem 230 17 years ago
924 The hitchhiker Poem 248 17 years ago
925 Where's the damn mayo?! Poem 241 17 years ago
926 The stray Poem 1 146 17 years ago
927 Guitar Hero III:Legends of Rock Poem 126 17 years ago
928 100 dogs Poem 1 111 17 years ago
929 God will take care of you Poem 1 123 17 years ago
930 Illegal alien Poem 102 17 years ago
931 Color blind Poem 1 113 17 years ago
932 R U thankful? Poem 118 17 years ago
933 Nintendo Wii Part 2 Poem 118 17 years ago
934 Drag racing Poem 120 17 years ago
935 Money can't buy happiness Poem 211 17 years ago
936 The well is dry Poem 110 17 years ago
937 My dentist's revenge Poem 130 17 years ago
938 Socks Poem 134 17 years ago
939 Suspended animation Poem 117 17 years ago
940 Jesus Poem 119 17 years ago
941 I blew his brains out Poem 109 17 years ago
942 That's gotta hurt! Poem 128 17 years ago
943 Bubble Poem 119 17 years ago
944 It's too late Poem 170 17 years ago
945 Life is short Poem 1 225 17 years ago
946 40 days and 40 nights Poem 217 17 years ago
947 I kissed another girl Poem 1 195 17 years ago
948 You weren't delivered by a stork! Poem 240 17 years ago
949 George Poem 231 17 years ago
950 I lost a thousand bucks Poem 230 17 years ago
951 Robert Goulet Poem 204 17 years ago
952 Father-in-law Poem 235 17 years ago
953 Halloween Poem 126 17 years ago
954 Serving beer to minors Poem 1 107 17 years ago
955 Rocky VII Poem 140 17 years ago
956 My heart is as black as coal Poem 122 17 years ago
957 Ice Cube Poem 118 17 years ago
958 Buckingham palace Poem 122 17 years ago
959 Shotgun wedding Poem 135 17 years ago
960 Full house Poem 193 17 years ago
961 I kicked George Costanza's ass Poem 125 17 years ago
962 Deer hunting Poem 135 17 years ago
963 Perseverance Poem 2 115 17 years ago
964 Strawberries Poem 116 17 years ago
965 Every moment should be treasured Poem 112 17 years ago
966 Garfield Poem 1 137 17 years ago
967 Doll Poem 116 17 years ago
968 Ace up my sleeve Poem 126 17 years ago
969 Statutory rape Poem 113 17 years ago
970 I'll put her on a pedestal Poem 118 17 years ago
971 Womanhood Poem 124 17 years ago
972 Keep them coming Poem 108 17 years ago
973 Crucified Poem 154 17 years ago
974 Six days Poem 182 17 years ago
975 Great Granddad Poem 193 17 years ago
976 Perverts Poem 221 17 years ago
977 Egged Poem 1 322 17 years ago
978 Always wear a helmet Poem 208 17 years ago
979 Jesus will enrich your life Poem 222 17 years ago
980 The leaves are falling from the trees Poem 222 17 years ago
981 Say it, not spray it Poem 118 17 years ago
982 The pen is mightier than the sword Poem 112 17 years ago
983 What women want Poem 133 17 years ago
984 The bomb Poem 115 17 years ago
985 Bulimia Poem 115 17 years ago
986 It was like listening to music Poem 2 107 17 years ago
987 He burned my bacon Poem 101 17 years ago
988 A sore loser Poem 125 17 years ago
989 Please feed my daughter Poem 109 17 years ago
990 Why do people think I'm dumb? Poem 121 17 years ago
991 I snapped Poem 110 17 years ago
992 You always treat my brother better Poem 124 17 years ago
993 The black cat Poem 129 17 years ago
994 The remote Poem 114 17 years ago
995 Yuck! Poem 128 17 years ago
996 That damn two cents! Poem 118 17 years ago
997 Wedding dress Poem 112 17 years ago
998 Your days of abusing him are going to stop Poem 1 117 17 years ago
999 A spring got stuck up his ass Poem 1 123 17 years ago
1000 CIA Poem 186 17 years ago