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501 Chihuahua Poem 215 10 years ago
502 Tim McCravey, U.S.M.C. Poem 186 10 years ago
503 Silver Star Poem 236 10 years ago
504 Happy Birthday, Mom Poem 289 10 years ago
505 Debbie and Eddie Poem 188 10 years ago
506 Dad's Death Poem 2 243 10 years ago
507 Coy and Vance Poem 219 10 years ago
508 We're the Duke boys Poem 231 10 years ago
509 I'm Rosco P. Coltrane Poem 305 10 years ago
510 Beauty Parlor Poem 1 276 10 years ago
511 I'm Boss Hogg Poem 2 178 10 years ago
512 Minnis Downhome Pharmacy Part II Poem 215 10 years ago
513 Minnis Downhome Pharmacy Poem 192 10 years ago
514 An emptiness in my soul Poem 207 10 years ago
515 Rest in peace, Mom Poem 1 196 11 years ago
516 Every day should be like Christmas time Poem 257 11 years ago
517 Prerequisite: Murder Poem 180 11 years ago
518 Aborted baby Poem 1 143 11 years ago
519 The new President Poem 193 11 years ago
520 A 2nd poem about Roger Williams Poem 138 11 years ago
521 Stanley and Dad Poem 209 11 years ago
522 Sixty-five Poem 193 11 years ago
523 Alex Karras Poem 181 11 years ago
524 If I can't have you, nobody can Poem 1 164 11 years ago
525 The late Roger Williams Poem 141 11 years ago
526 Six months to live Poem 225 11 years ago
527 Twister Poem 418 11 years ago
528 Life jackets Poem 294 11 years ago
529 If everybody would adopt a pet Poem 166 11 years ago
530 Trevor Bannister Poem 176 11 years ago
531 Back from the dead Poem 286 11 years ago
532 My new cat Poem 217 11 years ago
533 Sniffing glue Poem 159 11 years ago
534 The change Poem 142 11 years ago
535 You'd better return those pets Poem 165 11 years ago
536 41st birthday Poem 152 11 years ago
537 I'll always protect her from you Poem 232 11 years ago
538 Santa Fe Poem 137 11 years ago
539 Daniel Boone Poem 1 179 11 years ago
540 The incredible chicken Poem 224 11 years ago
541 Sage Stallone Poem 160 11 years ago
542 Goodbye Sherman Hemsley Poem 139 11 years ago
543 Eight feet tall man Poem 156 11 years ago
544 Andy Poem 230 11 years ago
545 I should've learned french Poem 108 11 years ago
546 Anger in my soul Poem 121 11 years ago
547 Nutcracker Poem 134 11 years ago
548 Two-faced mechanic Poem 125 11 years ago
549 The new vasectomy Poem 244 11 years ago
550 A taste for booze Poem 142 11 years ago
551 George Lindsey Poem 187 11 years ago
552 Soulmate Poem 340 11 years ago
553 Deadly fall Poem 257 11 years ago
554 I will not give up! Poem 2 235 11 years ago
555 How will I tell my children? Poem 152 11 years ago
556 Horse's patoot Poem 164 11 years ago
557 Titanic Poem 135 11 years ago
558 Prince Poem 1 189 11 years ago
559 You're beautiful just the way you are Poem 155 11 years ago
560 Free tooth extractions Poem 131 12 years ago
561 A lifetime of joy Poem 232 12 years ago
562 Eternity in Hell Poem 188 12 years ago
563 An eye for an eye Poem 1 375 12 years ago
564 Rich snob Poem 201 12 years ago
565 A Christmas Miracle Poem 202 12 years ago
566 Ebenezer Scrooge Poem 159 12 years ago
567 Eternal love Poem 136 12 years ago
568 Let's pray for Charles Johnson Part 2 Poem 237 12 years ago
569 Let's pray for Charles Johnson Poem 1 218 12 years ago
570 Giving thanks Poem 242 12 years ago
571 Halloween Monster Poem 337 12 years ago
572 TPed Poem 337 12 years ago
573 Brotherly Betrayal Poem 207 12 years ago
574 Buying cigarettes for a minor Poem 200 12 years ago
575 The birds and the bees Poem 161 12 years ago
576 Let's pray for Earl King Poem 151 12 years ago
577 You spat in my face Poem 154 12 years ago
578 Whiplash Poem 143 12 years ago
579 Wile E. Coyote Poem 1 309 12 years ago
580 Scarecrow Poem 157 12 years ago
581 I committed hit and run Poem 169 12 years ago
582 Trust must be earned Poem 262 12 years ago
583 I'm going to tear your clothes off Poem 261 12 years ago
584 Saving Vernie's life Poem 337 12 years ago
585 I hate MRS. Oleson Poem 1 440 12 years ago
586 Taking candy from a baby Poem 551 12 years ago
587 Chef Boyardee Poem 1 238 12 years ago
588 Goodbye Albert Poem 179 12 years ago
589 The big 4-O Poem 185 12 years ago
590 Filicide Poem 178 12 years ago
591 100 Poem 277 12 years ago
592 Bye Bubba Poem 221 12 years ago
593 Murdered for eating a popsicle Poem 1 406 12 years ago
594 Schiavelli Poem 269 12 years ago
595 High on God Poem 300 12 years ago
596 235 years of independence Poem 511 12 years ago
597 You treat your wife like a dog Poem 632 12 years ago
598 Friday the 13th Poem 188 12 years ago
599 The late James Arness Poem 218 12 years ago
600 Melvin Poem 325 12 years ago
601 I kicked Bill Clinton's ass Poem 183 12 years ago
602 I owe God Poem 165 12 years ago
603 Nicholas Courtney Poem 156 12 years ago
604 Suicide in Wal-mart Poem 179 13 years ago
605 Stupid Guard Dog Poem 191 13 years ago
606 PMS Poem 168 13 years ago
607 Honor thy Parents Poem 2 223 13 years ago
608 Strong Faith Poem 151 13 years ago
609 Instead of adoring Santa Claus Poem 1 161 13 years ago
610 Don't commit suicide Poem 306 13 years ago
611 God should be adored Poem 344 13 years ago
612 Sitting next to God? Poem 321 13 years ago
613 Streets of Gold Poem 177 13 years ago
614 Day of thanks Poem 193 13 years ago
615 God's eternal love Poem 143 13 years ago
616 Help your fellow man Poem 162 13 years ago
617 G-O-D Poem 140 13 years ago
618 You pulled a gun on a boy Poem 314 13 years ago
619 Cat Poem 202 13 years ago
620 My son's suicide Poem 187 13 years ago
621 Everybody loved Tom Bosley Poem 247 13 years ago
622 The Wright Brothers curse Poem 1 184 13 years ago
623 Tomorrow may never come Poem 2 407 13 years ago
624 Jesus was a family man Poem 254 13 years ago
625 I stuck my penis in a lamp socket Poem 498 13 years ago
626 You damn bullies Poem 301 13 years ago
627 Shoplifting Poem 359 13 years ago
628 Quintuplets Poem 395 13 years ago
629 Rick and Vernie's Wedding Poem 271 13 years ago
630 Father Ted Poem 143 13 years ago
631 My big buddy Poem 230 13 years ago
632 Smoking in bed Poem 147 13 years ago
633 Hell damnation Poem 142 13 years ago
634 Wedding gown Poem 216 13 years ago
635 He raped my mule Poem 271 13 years ago
636 Gene Barry Poem 285 13 years ago
637 Earl Poem 267 13 years ago
638 He spit in my drink Poem 385 13 years ago
639 I took a life Poem 303 13 years ago
640 Singapore Poem 350 13 years ago
641 My baby chick Poem 222 13 years ago
642 I only eat dog food Poem 193 13 years ago
643 I hate tattoos on breasts Poem 168 13 years ago
644 I am Pac-Man Poem 327 13 years ago
645 I'm a killer Poem 134 13 years ago
646 Goodbye Gary Poem 131 13 years ago
647 Let's pray for Gary Coleman Poem 201 13 years ago
648 I need God Poem 271 13 years ago
649 I mailed myself to Jessica Simpson's house Poem 426 13 years ago
650 You give loneliness a good name Poem 160 13 years ago
651 Robert Culp Poem 124 14 years ago
652 Corey Haim Poem 151 14 years ago
653 Intoxicated driving Poem 123 14 years ago
654 I killed my son Poem 229 14 years ago
655 50 to 1 odds Poem 336 14 years ago
656 I killed the Bucket woman Poem 419 14 years ago
657 I'm George Costanza Poem 328 14 years ago
658 A 2nd poem about Brittany Murphy Poem 242 14 years ago
659 Cruel twist of fate Poem 258 14 years ago
660 Large breasts Poem 1 269 14 years ago
661 Pull the trigger Poem 1 231 14 years ago
662 Nazi Bastard Poem 133 14 years ago
663 So easy a Caveman can do it IX: Half Caveman Poem 157 14 years ago
664 This poem is for teenagers Poem 121 14 years ago
665 So easy a Caveman can do it VIII: Taxi Driver Poem 1 133 14 years ago
666 So easy a Caveman can do it VII: Scientific study Poem 1 121 14 years ago
667 So easy a Caveman can do it VI Poem 138 14 years ago
668 So easy a caveman can do it V Poem 163 14 years ago
669 So easy a Caveman can do it IV Poem 1 141 14 years ago
670 That Damn Wimpy! Poem 136 14 years ago
671 Traitor! Poem 145 14 years ago
672 Boy Poem 297 14 years ago
673 Goodbye Mollie Poem 244 14 years ago
674 The loss of Bob Ross Poem 1 247 14 years ago
675 God is my best friend Poem 134 14 years ago
676 Ed McMahon Poem 1 138 14 years ago
677 King of Pop Poem 2 132 14 years ago
678 The death of David Carradine Poem 1 253 14 years ago
679 Wendy Poem 127 14 years ago
680 A little piece of Heaven Poem 1 213 14 years ago
681 Lousy lover Poem 139 14 years ago
682 World's biggest player Poem 118 14 years ago
683 The new Doctor Who Poem 205 14 years ago
684 Yard Sale Poem 215 14 years ago
685 God's promise Poem 324 15 years ago
686 The American way Poem 123 15 years ago
687 God is wise Poem 115 15 years ago
688 God is wonderful Poem 176 15 years ago
689 There's only one God Poem 1 110 15 years ago
690 No more grits! Poem 124 15 years ago
691 God wants us to be happy Poem 118 15 years ago
692 In God we trust Poem 1 122 15 years ago
693 I wish I could call God Poem 118 15 years ago
694 I wouldn't have thrown a shoe at Bush Poem 1 137 15 years ago
695 Striking another human being is wrong Poem 121 15 years ago
696 Racist on election day Poem 117 15 years ago
697 Martin Luther King Junior Poem 2 131 15 years ago
698 Brains, brains and more brains Poem 124 15 years ago
699 Leggo my Eggo Poem 155 15 years ago
700 Sanford and Son Poem 170 15 years ago
701 Pat Hingle Poem 240 15 years ago
702 Wimpy drinks Poem 151 15 years ago
703 Padded bra Poem 1 155 15 years ago
704 Christmas isn't about the gifts Poem 147 15 years ago
705 United Negro College Fund Poem 114 15 years ago
706 A train flattened my wiener Poem 141 15 years ago
707 A 2nd poem about Anthony Ainley Poem 232 15 years ago
708 Paul Benedict Poem 236 15 years ago
709 Martin Balsam Poem 239 15 years ago
710 Farewell Fred Poem 374 15 years ago
711 One giant leap for black people Poem 120 15 years ago
712 John Stratton Poem 103 15 years ago
713 Today is the day to be thankful Poem 119 15 years ago
714 Racist people are going to vote for Obama Poem 122 15 years ago
715 The only republican that made me content Poem 110 15 years ago
716 We live better under democrats Poem 129 15 years ago
717 Bernie Mac Poem 113 15 years ago
718 We're all in a sinking boat Poem 102 15 years ago
719 September 11 Poem 1 103 15 years ago
720 Democrat Poem 3 118 15 years ago
721 Jerry Reed Poem 118 15 years ago
722 Woody Poem 137 15 years ago
723 Bush has ran this country into the ground Poem 235 15 years ago
724 Hillary wants Obama to win Poem 213 15 years ago
725 This damn war Poem 261 15 years ago
726 McCain only cares about the rich Poem 231 15 years ago
727 Little red riding hood Poem 159 15 years ago
728 Wal-mart's blunder. Poem 171 15 years ago
729 I'm not a God Poem 339 15 years ago
730 Corporal Capeman Poem 206 15 years ago
731 Jesus came to my house Poem 119 15 years ago
732 Estelle Getty Poem 122 15 years ago
733 George Washington Poem 1 117 15 years ago
734 Life without my son Poem 106 15 years ago
735 Eddie Murphy messed me up Poem 1 143 15 years ago
736 God is the best! Poem 110 15 years ago
737 These damn laxatives Poem 124 15 years ago
738 Elevator shaft Poem 1 131 15 years ago
739 Cuckoo for cocoa puffs Poem 127 15 years ago
740 Lindsay Lohan sucks! Poem 122 15 years ago
741 I gave you a twenty Poem 153 15 years ago
742 Shave your damn legs! Poem 136 15 years ago
743 Ida Poem 103 15 years ago
744 Carrie Fisher Poem 1 211 15 years ago
745 Silver lining Poem 104 15 years ago
746 I had to pay with my life Poem 99 15 years ago
747 Bob Hope Poem 109 15 years ago
748 Penny and Brain Poem 135 15 years ago
749 Batgirl raped me Poem 1 254 15 years ago
750 Frozen tongue Poem 162 15 years ago