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501 Reincarnated Poem 281 10 years ago
502 Fantasy Island Poem 288 10 years ago
503 Alcatraz Poem 351 10 years ago
504 I Killed A Gangster Poem 274 10 years ago
505 No Soup For You! Poem 249 10 years ago
506 Polite Bank Robber Poem 260 10 years ago
507 Bonnie and Clyde Poem 344 10 years ago
508 Craptop Poem 340 10 years ago
509 Womb Poem 376 10 years ago
510 Heather III Poem 292 10 years ago
511 Heather II Poem 324 10 years ago
512 Heather Poem 331 10 years ago
513 Goodbye Robin Williams Poem 277 10 years ago
514 Don't Text and Drive Poem 228 10 years ago
515 God helps those who help themselves Poem 212 10 years ago
516 First class ticket to Heaven Poem 305 10 years ago
517 Over the Moon Poem 1 233 10 years ago
518 Morristown Hamblen Healthcare Poem 299 10 years ago
519 365 days of Hell Poem 268 10 years ago
520 Christmas Eve Poem 136 11 years ago
521 Merry Christmas, Mom Poem 1 281 11 years ago
522 I have much less to be thankful for Poem 272 11 years ago
523 Goodbye Geoffrey Poem 240 11 years ago
524 The homeless are not bums! Poem 249 11 years ago
525 Chihuahua Poem 252 11 years ago
526 Tim McCravey, U.S.M.C. Poem 219 11 years ago
527 Silver Star Poem 265 11 years ago
528 Happy Birthday, Mom Poem 323 11 years ago
529 Debbie and Eddie Poem 219 11 years ago
530 Dad's Death Poem 2 290 11 years ago
531 Coy and Vance Poem 252 11 years ago
532 We're the Duke boys Poem 268 11 years ago
533 I'm Rosco P. Coltrane Poem 332 11 years ago
534 Beauty Parlor Poem 1 294 11 years ago
535 I'm Boss Hogg Poem 2 199 11 years ago
536 Minnis Downhome Pharmacy Part II Poem 260 11 years ago
537 Minnis Downhome Pharmacy Poem 216 11 years ago
538 An emptiness in my soul Poem 264 11 years ago
539 Rest in peace, Mom Poem 1 244 11 years ago
540 Every day should be like Christmas time Poem 298 12 years ago
541 Prerequisite: Murder Poem 205 12 years ago
542 Aborted baby Poem 1 165 12 years ago
543 The new President Poem 221 12 years ago
544 A 2nd poem about Roger Williams Poem 156 12 years ago
545 Stanley and Dad Poem 250 12 years ago
546 Sixty-five Poem 231 12 years ago
547 Alex Karras Poem 207 12 years ago
548 If I can't have you, nobody can Poem 1 193 12 years ago
549 The late Roger Williams Poem 159 12 years ago
550 Six months to live Poem 244 12 years ago
551 Twister Poem 444 12 years ago
552 Life jackets Poem 338 12 years ago
553 If everybody would adopt a pet Poem 191 12 years ago
554 Trevor Bannister Poem 195 12 years ago
555 Back from the dead Poem 321 12 years ago
556 My new cat Poem 238 12 years ago
557 Sniffing glue Poem 182 12 years ago
558 The change Poem 161 12 years ago
559 You'd better return those pets Poem 194 12 years ago
560 41st birthday Poem 173 12 years ago
561 I'll always protect her from you Poem 259 12 years ago
562 Santa Fe Poem 160 12 years ago
563 Daniel Boone Poem 1 213 12 years ago
564 The incredible chicken Poem 246 12 years ago
565 Sage Stallone Poem 177 12 years ago
566 Goodbye Sherman Hemsley Poem 157 12 years ago
567 Eight feet tall man Poem 179 12 years ago
568 Andy Poem 252 12 years ago
569 I should've learned french Poem 134 12 years ago
570 Anger in my soul Poem 141 12 years ago
571 Nutcracker Poem 156 12 years ago
572 Two-faced mechanic Poem 143 12 years ago
573 The new vasectomy Poem 283 12 years ago
574 A taste for booze Poem 162 12 years ago
575 George Lindsey Poem 219 12 years ago
576 Soulmate Poem 363 12 years ago
577 Deadly fall Poem 283 12 years ago
578 I will not give up! Poem 2 269 12 years ago
579 How will I tell my children? Poem 177 12 years ago
580 Horse's patoot Poem 196 12 years ago
581 Titanic Poem 159 12 years ago
582 Prince Poem 1 217 12 years ago
583 You're beautiful just the way you are Poem 179 12 years ago
584 Free tooth extractions Poem 154 12 years ago
585 A lifetime of joy Poem 262 12 years ago
586 Eternity in Hell Poem 217 12 years ago
587 An eye for an eye Poem 1 407 12 years ago
588 Rich snob Poem 236 12 years ago
589 A Christmas Miracle Poem 232 13 years ago
590 Ebenezer Scrooge Poem 181 13 years ago
591 Eternal love Poem 158 13 years ago
592 Let's pray for Charles Johnson Part 2 Poem 269 13 years ago
593 Let's pray for Charles Johnson Poem 1 239 13 years ago
594 Giving thanks Poem 279 13 years ago
595 Halloween Monster Poem 375 13 years ago
596 TPed Poem 370 13 years ago
597 Brotherly Betrayal Poem 236 13 years ago
598 Buying cigarettes for a minor Poem 225 13 years ago
599 The birds and the bees Poem 179 13 years ago
600 Let's pray for Earl King Poem 168 13 years ago
601 You spat in my face Poem 172 13 years ago
602 Whiplash Poem 161 13 years ago
603 Wile E. Coyote Poem 1 337 13 years ago
604 Scarecrow Poem 175 13 years ago
605 I committed hit and run Poem 194 13 years ago
606 Trust must be earned Poem 288 13 years ago
607 I'm going to tear your clothes off Poem 285 13 years ago
608 Saving Vernie's life Poem 363 13 years ago
609 I hate MRS. Oleson Poem 1 461 13 years ago
610 Taking candy from a baby Poem 588 13 years ago
611 Chef Boyardee Poem 1 260 13 years ago
612 Goodbye Albert Poem 199 13 years ago
613 The big 4-O Poem 215 13 years ago
614 Filicide Poem 196 13 years ago
615 100 Poem 308 13 years ago
616 Bye Bubba Poem 245 13 years ago
617 Murdered for eating a popsicle Poem 1 430 13 years ago
618 Schiavelli Poem 288 13 years ago
619 High on God Poem 321 13 years ago
620 235 years of independence Poem 546 13 years ago
621 You treat your wife like a dog Poem 657 13 years ago
622 Friday the 13th Poem 218 13 years ago
623 The late James Arness Poem 237 13 years ago
624 Melvin Poem 357 13 years ago
625 I kicked Bill Clinton's ass Poem 200 13 years ago
626 I owe God Poem 184 13 years ago
627 Nicholas Courtney Poem 176 13 years ago
628 Suicide in Wal-mart Poem 198 13 years ago
629 Stupid Guard Dog Poem 209 13 years ago
630 PMS Poem 189 13 years ago
631 Honor thy Parents Poem 2 254 14 years ago
632 Strong Faith Poem 172 14 years ago
633 Instead of adoring Santa Claus Poem 1 181 14 years ago
634 Don't commit suicide Poem 326 14 years ago
635 God should be adored Poem 367 14 years ago
636 Sitting next to God? Poem 346 14 years ago
637 Streets of Gold Poem 198 14 years ago
638 Day of thanks Poem 222 14 years ago
639 God's eternal love Poem 165 14 years ago
640 Help your fellow man Poem 182 14 years ago
641 G-O-D Poem 159 14 years ago
642 You pulled a gun on a boy Poem 334 14 years ago
643 Cat Poem 222 14 years ago
644 My son's suicide Poem 208 14 years ago
645 Everybody loved Tom Bosley Poem 267 14 years ago
646 The Wright Brothers curse Poem 1 200 14 years ago
647 Tomorrow may never come Poem 2 425 14 years ago
648 Jesus was a family man Poem 278 14 years ago
649 I stuck my penis in a lamp socket Poem 521 14 years ago
650 You damn bullies Poem 328 14 years ago
651 Shoplifting Poem 380 14 years ago
652 Quintuplets Poem 421 14 years ago
653 Rick and Vernie's Wedding Poem 291 14 years ago
654 Father Ted Poem 161 14 years ago
655 My big buddy Poem 270 14 years ago
656 Smoking in bed Poem 165 14 years ago
657 Hell damnation Poem 161 14 years ago
658 Wedding gown Poem 239 14 years ago
659 He raped my mule Poem 297 14 years ago
660 Gene Barry Poem 313 14 years ago
661 Earl Poem 291 14 years ago
662 He spit in my drink Poem 413 14 years ago
663 I took a life Poem 325 14 years ago
664 Singapore Poem 379 14 years ago
665 My baby chick Poem 265 14 years ago
666 I only eat dog food Poem 213 14 years ago
667 I hate tattoos on breasts Poem 187 14 years ago
668 I am Pac-Man Poem 355 14 years ago
669 I'm a killer Poem 153 14 years ago
670 Goodbye Gary Poem 148 14 years ago
671 Let's pray for Gary Coleman Poem 219 14 years ago
672 I need God Poem 294 14 years ago
673 I mailed myself to Jessica Simpson's house Poem 454 14 years ago
674 You give loneliness a good name Poem 182 14 years ago
675 Robert Culp Poem 143 14 years ago
676 Corey Haim Poem 166 14 years ago
677 Intoxicated driving Poem 140 14 years ago
678 I killed my son Poem 251 14 years ago
679 50 to 1 odds Poem 364 15 years ago
680 I killed the Bucket woman Poem 443 15 years ago
681 I'm George Costanza Poem 353 15 years ago
682 A 2nd poem about Brittany Murphy Poem 265 15 years ago
683 Cruel twist of fate Poem 280 15 years ago
684 Large breasts Poem 1 292 15 years ago
685 Pull the trigger Poem 1 256 15 years ago
686 Nazi Bastard Poem 149 15 years ago
687 So easy a Caveman can do it IX: Half Caveman Poem 175 15 years ago
688 This poem is for teenagers Poem 138 15 years ago
689 So easy a Caveman can do it VIII: Taxi Driver Poem 1 153 15 years ago
690 So easy a Caveman can do it VII: Scientific study Poem 1 141 15 years ago
691 So easy a Caveman can do it VI Poem 160 15 years ago
692 So easy a caveman can do it V Poem 183 15 years ago
693 So easy a Caveman can do it IV Poem 1 164 15 years ago
694 That Damn Wimpy! Poem 159 15 years ago
695 Traitor! Poem 165 15 years ago
696 Boy Poem 339 15 years ago
697 Goodbye Mollie Poem 265 15 years ago
698 The loss of Bob Ross Poem 1 264 15 years ago
699 God is my best friend Poem 155 15 years ago
700 Ed McMahon Poem 1 153 15 years ago
701 King of Pop Poem 2 151 15 years ago
702 The death of David Carradine Poem 1 279 15 years ago
703 Wendy Poem 146 15 years ago
704 A little piece of Heaven Poem 1 249 15 years ago
705 Lousy lover Poem 160 15 years ago
706 World's biggest player Poem 137 15 years ago
707 The new Doctor Who Poem 233 15 years ago
708 Yard Sale Poem 238 15 years ago
709 God's promise Poem 345 16 years ago
710 The American way Poem 143 16 years ago
711 God is wise Poem 137 16 years ago
712 God is wonderful Poem 196 16 years ago
713 There's only one God Poem 1 129 16 years ago
714 No more grits! Poem 148 16 years ago
715 God wants us to be happy Poem 137 16 years ago
716 In God we trust Poem 1 143 16 years ago
717 I wish I could call God Poem 139 16 years ago
718 I wouldn't have thrown a shoe at Bush Poem 1 158 16 years ago
719 Striking another human being is wrong Poem 142 16 years ago
720 Racist on election day Poem 136 16 years ago
721 Martin Luther King Junior Poem 2 151 16 years ago
722 Brains, brains and more brains Poem 145 16 years ago
723 Leggo my Eggo Poem 176 16 years ago
724 Sanford and Son Poem 190 16 years ago
725 Pat Hingle Poem 260 16 years ago
726 Wimpy drinks Poem 172 16 years ago
727 Padded bra Poem 1 174 16 years ago
728 Christmas isn't about the gifts Poem 166 16 years ago
729 United Negro College Fund Poem 131 16 years ago
730 A train flattened my wiener Poem 158 16 years ago
731 A 2nd poem about Anthony Ainley Poem 256 16 years ago
732 Paul Benedict Poem 253 16 years ago
733 Martin Balsam Poem 259 16 years ago
734 Farewell Fred Poem 394 16 years ago
735 One giant leap for black people Poem 137 16 years ago
736 John Stratton Poem 121 16 years ago
737 Today is the day to be thankful Poem 144 16 years ago
738 Racist people are going to vote for Obama Poem 139 16 years ago
739 The only republican that made me content Poem 129 16 years ago
740 We live better under democrats Poem 147 16 years ago
741 Bernie Mac Poem 133 16 years ago
742 We're all in a sinking boat Poem 121 16 years ago
743 September 11 Poem 1 118 16 years ago
744 Democrat Poem 3 138 16 years ago
745 Jerry Reed Poem 137 16 years ago
746 Woody Poem 154 16 years ago
747 Bush has ran this country into the ground Poem 254 16 years ago
748 Hillary wants Obama to win Poem 231 16 years ago
749 This damn war Poem 283 16 years ago
750 McCain only cares about the rich Poem 250 16 years ago