Garfield

Last month I bought Garfield the cat.

Several hours later I really regretted that.

He kept eating all of my food and kicking my dog off the table.

I wanted to afford food for him but I wasn't able.



Last week I couldn't believe what I saw.

Garfield took a dump on my new couch and that was the last straw.

I put him in a box and shipped him over sea.

I feel sorry for the person who gets him in Germany.

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this is hysterical I love it...