I am man, hear me roar!

I am man, hear me roar!

After having sex fifteen times last night, my wiener sure is sore.

My wife wants lots of sex and she likes it rough.

We do it over and over, she can't get enough.



She never gets tired, it's too much for my poor little penis to take.

We've done it over ten thousand times, I wish she'd give me a break.

I am man, hear me roar!

I wish my wife would leave, I can't take anymore.

Author's Notes/Comments: 

This is a fictional poem

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Ruth Lovejoy's picture

this is really funny. You know it's fictional when you say 15x a night too..