You raped my pig

You should be arrested and thrown in the brig.

You came to my house and raped my pig.

I was wondering what was making my pig squeal.

When I saw what you were doing to her, it made me ill.

My pig just gave birth and you are the dad.

I puked when I saw what she had.

Her babies have the bodies of a pig and the heads of a man.

I'm going to get rid of these freaks as fast as I can.

My patience is like my hair, it's getting very thin.

I'll shoot you if you ever come near my pig again.

Author's Notes/Comments: 

This is a fictional poem

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shawon1982's picture

my goodness, how could you think like this?


Dr. Zayed Bin Zakir Shawon

Who_ Gives_a_dam's picture

This poem is right up there with the classics,
I thought it was funny