|
1001 |
I just pulled the plug |
Poem |
|
97 |
16 years ago |
|
1002 |
Unplug that nightlight |
Poem |
|
220 |
17 years ago |
|
1003 |
Please feed my daughter |
Poem |
|
95 |
16 years ago |
|
1004 |
Why The Simpsons Will Die |
Poem |
|
133 |
4 years ago |
|
1005 |
Fireworks On The 4th |
Poem |
|
99 |
43 weeks ago |
|
1006 |
You're beautiful just the way you are |
Poem |
|
156 |
12 years ago |
|
1007 |
So easy a caveman can do it Part 3 |
Poem |
|
197 |
16 years ago |
|
1008 |
What I'm Thankful For |
Poem |
|
115 |
8 years ago |
|
1009 |
Stacy III |
Poem |
|
236 |
6 years ago |
|
1010 |
Guitar Hero III:Legends of Rock |
Poem |
|
107 |
16 years ago |
|
1011 |
That damn dog |
Poem |
|
124 |
17 years ago |
|
1012 |
Floyd the barber |
Poem |
|
128 |
17 years ago |
|
1013 |
Denial of Jesus |
Poem |
|
139 |
7 years ago |
|
1014 |
Smoke Free |
Poem |
|
245 |
4 years ago |
|
1015 |
Seventy-eights |
Poem |
|
113 |
16 years ago |
|
1016 |
We live better under democrats |
Poem |
|
131 |
15 years ago |
|
1017 |
You're living high on the hog |
Poem |
|
104 |
16 years ago |
|
1018 |
Lyle Waggoner |
Poem |
|
137 |
4 years ago |
|
1019 |
Titanic |
Poem |
|
139 |
12 years ago |
|
1020 |
Jehovah Killed The Alien Invaders |
Poem |
|
143 |
8 years ago |
|
1021 |
Orville Redenbacher |
Poem |
|
142 |
6 years ago |
|
1022 |
Radiator hose |
Poem |
|
222 |
17 years ago |
|
1023 |
Where's the damn mayo?! |
Poem |
|
222 |
16 years ago |
|
1024 |
This poem is for teenagers |
Poem |
|
123 |
14 years ago |
|
1025 |
I'm going to tell my daddy on you |
Poem |
|
191 |
16 years ago |
|
1026 |
Rick and Vernie's Wedding |
Poem |
|
274 |
13 years ago |
|
1027 |
Addicted to gambling |
Poem |
|
97 |
17 years ago |
|
1028 |
Go take a hike |
Poem |
|
205 |
17 years ago |
|
1029 |
Motel |
Poem |
|
236 |
16 years ago |
|
1030 |
Coronavirus Prevention |
Poem |
|
153 |
4 years ago |
|
1031 |
Praise |
Poem |
|
87 |
40 weeks ago |
|
1032 |
How will I tell my children? |
Poem |
|
155 |
12 years ago |
|
1033 |
Road hog |
Poem |
|
96 |
16 years ago |
|
1034 |
The Big 7-0 |
Poem |
|
129 |
6 years ago |
|
1035 |
I robbed a liquor store |
Poem |
|
112 |
17 years ago |
|
1036 |
Road Rash |
Poem |
|
227 |
16 years ago |
|
1037 |
Martin Balsam |
Poem |
|
245 |
15 years ago |
|
1038 |
Counterfeit Money |
Poem |
|
99 |
2 years ago |
|
1039 |
Henson Histeria |
Poem |
|
219 |
16 years ago |
|
1040 |
Shoplifting |
Poem |
|
361 |
13 years ago |
|
1041 |
She held her hand |
Poem |
|
116 |
17 years ago |
|
1042 |
V8 |
Poem |
|
107 |
16 years ago |
|
1043 |
Racist people are going to vote for Obama |
Poem |
|
125 |
15 years ago |
|
1044 |
F |
Poem |
|
98 |
16 years ago |
|
1045 |
The Late Steve Cash |
Poem |
|
143 |
4 years ago |
|
1046 |
Happy Birthday, Mom - Part XI |
Poem |
|
103 |
39 weeks ago |
|
1047 |
Deadly fall |
Poem |
|
262 |
12 years ago |
|
1048 |
Agnes The Applehead |
Poem |
|
240 |
8 years ago |
|
1049 |
Count Dracula |
Poem |
|
173 |
6 years ago |
|
1050 |
He grabbed her hooters |
Poem |
|
126 |
17 years ago |
|
1051 |
44 magnum |
Poem |
|
175 |
16 years ago |
|
1052 |
Ferguson |
Poem |
|
116 |
17 years ago |
|
1053 |
I stuck my penis in a lamp socket |
Poem |
|
500 |
13 years ago |
|
1054 |
I hate snowmen |
Poem |
|
154 |
17 years ago |
|
1055 |
Heather II |
Poem |
|
283 |
9 years ago |
|
1056 |
It's Important To Please God and Jesus |
Poem |
|
140 |
7 years ago |
|
1057 |
Red light |
Poem |
|
95 |
17 years ago |
|
1058 |
God's promise |
Poem |
|
328 |
15 years ago |
|
1059 |
I slept with Daffy Duck |
Poem |
|
99 |
16 years ago |
|
1060 |
A Final Poem About Arthenia |
Poem |
|
106 |
39 weeks ago |
|
1061 |
George Lindsey |
Poem |
|
195 |
12 years ago |
|
1062 |
Merry Christmas, Mom - Part 3 |
Poem |
|
238 |
8 years ago |
|
1063 |
Things To Be Thankful For |
Poem |
|
206 |
6 years ago |
|
1064 |
Faith in the Lord |
Poem |
|
101 |
16 years ago |
|
1065 |
I'll make you pay the price |
Poem |
|
104 |
17 years ago |
|
1066 |
The Late Anna Karen |
Poem |
|
165 |
2 years ago |
|
1067 |
Paddling bully |
Poem |
|
112 |
17 years ago |
|
1068 |
Womb |
Poem |
|
333 |
9 years ago |
|
1069 |
Killed over bubblegum |
Poem |
|
104 |
17 years ago |
|
1070 |
No more grits! |
Poem |
|
128 |
15 years ago |
|
1071 |
I'm Eric Cartman's father |
Poem |
|
192 |
16 years ago |
|
1072 |
Beavis and Butt-Head: The Poem |
Poem |
|
179 |
3 years ago |
|
1073 |
The new vasectomy |
Poem |
|
249 |
11 years ago |
|
1074 |
Jennings |
Poem |
|
117 |
17 years ago |
|
1075 |
The Kingdom Hall |
Poem |
|
113 |
8 years ago |
|
1076 |
Merry Christmas, Mom - Part V: The Last Christmas |
Poem |
|
253 |
6 years ago |
|
1077 |
Stuck! |
Poem |
|
108 |
17 years ago |
|
1078 |
Those damn pigs feet |
Poem |
|
106 |
17 years ago |
|
1079 |
The First Anniversary Of My Friend's Death |
Poem |
|
285 |
2 years ago |
|
1080 |
Tossed my cookies |
Poem |
|
113 |
16 years ago |
|
1081 |
Everybody loved Tom Bosley |
Poem |
|
250 |
13 years ago |
|
1082 |
Vicious Vampire |
Poem |
|
62 |
27 weeks ago |
|
1083 |
Where's the beef? |
Poem |
|
112 |
17 years ago |
|
1084 |
Farewell Jack Palance |
Poem |
|
105 |
17 years ago |
|
1085 |
Half Over |
Poem |
|
144 |
3 years ago |
|
1086 |
Broke |
Poem |
|
111 |
16 years ago |
|
1087 |
Tragedy On The 4th Of July |
Poem |
|
181 |
1 year ago |
|
1088 |
Happy Birthday, Mom - Part VIII |
Poem |
|
208 |
3 years ago |
|
1089 |
Potty Mouth Preachers |
Poem |
|
234 |
8 years ago |
|
1090 |
You should be put in your place |
Poem |
|
136 |
17 years ago |
|
1091 |
That damn beard! |
Poem |
|
220 |
16 years ago |
|
1092 |
Killed by steroids |
Poem |
|
222 |
17 years ago |
|
1093 |
Ed McMahon |
Poem |
|
140 |
14 years ago |
|
1094 |
You Won't Have Relations In My House |
Poem |
|
113 |
8 years ago |
|
1095 |
The Train |
Poem |
|
106 |
17 years ago |
|
1096 |
Sweetie Pie |
Poem |
|
131 |
3 years ago |
|
1097 |
Return or Burn |
Poem |
|
199 |
5 years ago |
|
1098 |
The Babysitter |
Poem |
|
93 |
17 years ago |
|
1099 |
Shirley Temple |
Poem |
|
239 |
9 years ago |
|
1100 |
Four eyes |
Poem |
|
90 |
17 years ago |
|
1101 |
She cut off my wiener |
Poem |
|
139 |
17 years ago |
|
1102 |
Goodbye Stephen |
Poem |
|
105 |
8 years ago |
|
1103 |
Jane Webb Needs Our Prayers |
Poem |
|
176 |
7 years ago |
|
1104 |
If I can't have you, nobody can |
Poem |
|
166 |
11 years ago |
|
1105 |
I'd Rather Watch Paint Dry |
Poem |
|
221 |
5 years ago |
|
1106 |
Molested by a dolphin |
Poem |
|
162 |
17 years ago |
|
1107 |
Large breasts |
Poem |
|
273 |
14 years ago |
|
1108 |
That dog never hurt anybody |
Poem |
|
120 |
17 years ago |
|
1109 |
A 2nd Poem About Robert Vaughn |
Poem |
|
281 |
7 years ago |
|
1110 |
Aborted baby |
Poem |
|
144 |
11 years ago |
|
1111 |
Money tree |
Poem |
|
108 |
17 years ago |
|
1112 |
Very hairy lady |
Poem |
|
241 |
16 years ago |
|
1113 |
I kissed another girl |
Poem |
|
183 |
16 years ago |
|
1114 |
Dust Beneath His Feet |
Poem |
|
296 |
8 years ago |
|
1115 |
Veterans of the USA |
Poem |
|
196 |
5 years ago |
|
1116 |
That damn principal |
Poem |
|
82 |
17 years ago |
|
1117 |
The Real Monsters |
Poem |
|
130 |
1 year ago |
|
1118 |
You are too young to get married |
Poem |
|
105 |
16 years ago |
|
1119 |
My Baby Doll - Part IV |
Poem |
|
171 |
2 years ago |
|
1120 |
The Death of Chad Sheets |
Poem |
|
166 |
5 years ago |
|
1121 |
I'm Thankful To Have The Lord |
Poem |
|
103 |
1 year ago |
|
1122 |
Beauty Parlor |
Poem |
|
279 |
10 years ago |
|
1123 |
Welcome 2019 |
Poem |
|
317 |
5 years ago |
|
1124 |
Homeless and alone |
Poem |
|
108 |
16 years ago |
|
1125 |
Andy Taylor and Barney Fife Become Criminals |
Poem |
|
261 |
5 years ago |
|
1126 |
Garfield |
Poem |
|
120 |
16 years ago |
|
1127 |
Records are making a comeback |
Poem |
|
159 |
16 years ago |
|
1128 |
The Gift of Swift |
Poem |
|
276 |
5 years ago |
|
1129 |
I am man, hear me roar! |
Poem |
|
112 |
16 years ago |
|
1130 |
Samson and Delilah |
Poem |
|
94 |
16 years ago |
|
1131 |
Eddie Murphy messed me up |
Poem |
|
145 |
15 years ago |
|
1132 |
One Bullet Ended It All |
Poem |
|
84 |
1 year ago |
|
1133 |
Bernie Sanders |
Poem |
|
211 |
8 years ago |
|
1134 |
You Ruined My Birthday |
Poem |
|
138 |
4 years ago |
|
1135 |
Russian Roulette |
Poem |
|
89 |
17 years ago |
|
1136 |
Serving beer to minors |
Poem |
|
96 |
16 years ago |
|
1137 |
I killed a teenage boy |
Poem |
|
200 |
17 years ago |
|
1138 |
Nobody Will Pay The Kidnapper |
Poem |
|
204 |
5 years ago |
|
1139 |
It's not Karma, it's God |
Poem |
|
141 |
15 years ago |
|
1140 |
We Can Have What Satan Can't |
Poem |
|
153 |
7 years ago |
|
1141 |
Thunder and lightning |
Poem |
|
205 |
16 years ago |
|
1142 |
At Midnight Tonight |
Poem |
|
218 |
4 years ago |
|
1143 |
Selena |
Poem |
|
96 |
17 years ago |
|
1144 |
A 94 year old woman kicked my ass |
Poem |
|
128 |
17 years ago |
|
1145 |
Memorial Day, 2023 |
Poem |
|
80 |
48 weeks ago |
|
1146 |
Happy Birthday, Mom - Part V |
Poem |
|
257 |
6 years ago |
|
1147 |
The scholar |
Poem |
|
109 |
17 years ago |
|
1148 |
100 dogs |
Poem |
|
98 |
16 years ago |
|
1149 |
Antique refrigerator |
Poem |
|
106 |
16 years ago |
|
1150 |
Deadly Aneurysm |
Poem |
|
196 |
4 years ago |
|
1151 |
Ebsen |
Poem |
|
117 |
43 weeks ago |
|
1152 |
Prince |
Poem |
|
191 |
12 years ago |
|
1153 |
I Hate The New Doctor Who |
Poem |
|
160 |
6 years ago |
|
1154 |
The stray |
Poem |
|
124 |
16 years ago |
|
1155 |
The loss of Bob Ross |
Poem |
|
248 |
14 years ago |
|
1156 |
You'd better stop stealing! |
Poem |
|
92 |
16 years ago |
|
1157 |
The death of David Carradine |
Poem |
|
260 |
14 years ago |
|
1158 |
Precious Plum |
Poem |
|
249 |
6 years ago |
|
1159 |
Please don't put me to sleep |
Poem |
|
126 |
17 years ago |
|
1160 |
In God we trust |
Poem |
|
125 |
15 years ago |
|
1161 |
Smoke Free - Part V |
Poem |
|
184 |
4 years ago |
|
1162 |
Making love to nine wives |
Poem |
|
157 |
17 years ago |
|
1163 |
Nintendo Wii |
Poem |
|
112 |
17 years ago |
|
1164 |
I'm not bigfoot! |
Poem |
|
132 |
17 years ago |
|
1165 |
Records |
Poem |
|
225 |
17 years ago |
|
1166 |
Spring Equinox |
Poem |
|
186 |
2 years ago |
|
1167 |
The Wright Brothers curse |
Poem |
|
186 |
13 years ago |
|
1168 |
Religion Is Dying |
Poem |
|
262 |
7 years ago |
|
1169 |
So easy a Caveman can do it VII: Scientific study |
Poem |
|
126 |
14 years ago |
|
1170 |
Proof Of God's Name |
Poem |
|
138 |
8 years ago |
|
1171 |
800 pounds |
Poem |
|
132 |
17 years ago |
|
1172 |
Hoss Died Half A Century Ago |
Poem |
|
301 |
1 year ago |
|
1173 |
You think you can do no wrong |
Poem |
|
131 |
16 years ago |
|
1174 |
Perkins |
Poem |
|
191 |
17 years ago |
|
1175 |
Going berserk over a Playstation 3 |
Poem |
|
113 |
17 years ago |
|
1176 |
I wouldn't have thrown a shoe at Bush |
Poem |
|
140 |
15 years ago |
|
1177 |
My Baby Doll |
Poem |
|
128 |
3 years ago |
|
1178 |
Bush |
Poem |
|
132 |
16 years ago |
|
1179 |
Bluto VS. Popeye |
Poem |
|
122 |
16 years ago |
|
1180 |
Pull the trigger |
Poem |
|
238 |
14 years ago |
|
1181 |
Daniel Boone |
Poem |
|
182 |
11 years ago |
|
1182 |
You're living in paradise |
Poem |
|
199 |
17 years ago |
|
1183 |
There's only one God |
Poem |
|
112 |
15 years ago |
|
1184 |
Saint Agnes |
Poem |
|
129 |
3 years ago |
|
1185 |
Instead of adoring Santa Claus |
Poem |
|
165 |
13 years ago |
|
1186 |
Stop wearing makeup |
Poem |
|
147 |
17 years ago |
|
1187 |
I slept with my brother's wife |
Poem |
|
96 |
17 years ago |
|
1188 |
So easy a Caveman can do it IV |
Poem |
|
144 |
14 years ago |
|
1189 |
Egged |
Poem |
|
301 |
16 years ago |
|
1190 |
Child killer |
Poem |
|
118 |
17 years ago |
|
1191 |
My Baby Doll - Part III |
Poem |
|
151 |
3 years ago |
|
1192 |
P.O.W. |
Poem |
|
93 |
17 years ago |
|
1193 |
That damn Trix Rabbit |
Poem |
|
126 |
15 years ago |
|
1194 |
I've paid for those beatings I gave you |
Poem |
|
100 |
16 years ago |
|
1195 |
A little piece of Heaven |
Poem |
|
220 |
14 years ago |
|
1196 |
Hitler Is In Suspended Animation |
Poem |
|
114 |
3 years ago |
|
1197 |
I kicked Al Gore's ass |
Poem |
|
102 |
16 years ago |
|
1198 |
Elevator shaft |
Poem |
|
133 |
15 years ago |
|
1199 |
Tea & A |
Poem |
|
111 |
16 years ago |
|
1200 |
So easy a Caveman can do it VIII: Taxi Driver |
Poem |
|
135 |
14 years ago |
|
1201 |
Burt |
Poem |
|
225 |
5 years ago |
|
1202 |
George Washington |
Poem |
|
119 |
15 years ago |
|
1203 |
Farewell Francis |
Poem |
|
111 |
3 years ago |
|
1204 |
Satan's Failure |
Poem |
|
139 |
8 years ago |
|
1205 |
Ice Cold |
Poem |
|
197 |
5 years ago |
|
1206 |
The 25th Anniversary of Stacy Brooks' Death |
Poem |
|
152 |
1 year ago |
|
1207 |
The Death Of Ken Osmond |
Poem |
|
119 |
3 years ago |
|
1208 |
Racist Barber |
Poem |
|
148 |
8 years ago |
|
1209 |
I Won't Watch Anymore Disney Movies |
Poem |
|
273 |
5 years ago |
|
1210 |
The Death of Queen Elizabeth II |
Poem |
|
218 |
1 year ago |
|
1211 |
Murdered for eating a popsicle |
Poem |
|
411 |
12 years ago |
|
1212 |
Held at gunpoint |
Poem |
|
127 |
17 years ago |
|
1213 |
Son Of God |
Poem |
|
263 |
8 years ago |
|
1214 |
Vaughn |
Poem |
|
181 |
7 years ago |
|
1215 |
The Ninth Mother's Day |
Poem |
|
184 |
2 years ago |
|
1216 |
Castlevania II: Simon's Quest |
Poem |
|
158 |
4 years ago |
|
1217 |
Angela Lansbury |
Poem |
|
187 |
1 year ago |
|
1218 |
People Call Him A Coward |
Poem |
|
128 |
2 years ago |
|
1219 |
Red |
Poem |
|
356 |
5 years ago |
|
1220 |
Goodbye Mister Sutton |
Poem |
|
107 |
16 years ago |
|
1221 |
Batgirl raped me |
Poem |
|
259 |
15 years ago |
|
1222 |
Building a bride |
Poem |
|
104 |
17 years ago |
|
1223 |
Stray Cat |
Poem |
|
120 |
2 years ago |
|
1224 |
Rest in peace, Mom |
Poem |
|
199 |
11 years ago |
|
1225 |
What Jesus Has Always Wanted |
Poem |
|
166 |
8 years ago |
|
1226 |
Black Friday At The Hospital |
Poem |
|
184 |
5 years ago |
|
1227 |
A bird shit in my hair |
Poem |
|
117 |
17 years ago |
|
1228 |
Gas prices |
Poem |
|
280 |
16 years ago |
|
1229 |
Murdered On Halloween |
Poem |
|
73 |
1 year ago |
|
1230 |
Chef Boyardee |
Poem |
|
243 |
12 years ago |
|
1231 |
Dialysis |
Poem |
|
94 |
16 years ago |
|
1232 |
Permanently on Santa's Naughty List |
Poem |
|
196 |
5 years ago |
|
1233 |
Carrie Fisher |
Poem |
|
212 |
15 years ago |
|
1234 |
Murdering Doctor |
Poem |
|
110 |
1 year ago |
|
1235 |
I hate MRS. Oleson |
Poem |
|
443 |
12 years ago |
|
1236 |
Smoke Free - Part III |
Poem |
|
189 |
4 years ago |
|
1237 |
You gave a little boy a joint |
Poem |
|
109 |
16 years ago |
|
1238 |
I committed murder |
Poem |
|
189 |
17 years ago |
|
1239 |
Elvis Presley: The Same Amount of Time |
Poem |
|
185 |
4 years ago |
|
1240 |
Broken Wedding Vows |
Poem |
|
120 |
2 years ago |
|
1241 |
We Got No Time For That Crap! |
Poem |
|
149 |
5 years ago |
|
1242 |
One of The Greatest Dogs On The Planet |
Poem |
|
195 |
4 years ago |
|
1243 |
Wile E. Coyote |
Poem |
|
312 |
12 years ago |
|
1244 |
I Laughed At Noah |
Poem |
|
105 |
2 years ago |
|
1245 |
Rape is wrong |
Poem |
|
208 |
16 years ago |
|
1246 |
Rest in Peace, Mom - Part IV |
Poem |
|
239 |
5 years ago |
|
1247 |
Deadly Magical Power |
Poem |
|
255 |
5 years ago |
|
1248 |
I Love The Autumn |
Poem |
|
140 |
4 years ago |
|
1249 |
Praise Jehovah |
Poem |
|
254 |
8 years ago |
|
1250 |
Dr. Seuss |
Poem |
|
272 |
2 years ago |
