Road Rash

When I won a Yamaha motorcycle, I was really thrilled.

But I've had some wrecks that nearly got me killed.

Yesterday I went flying over the handlebars and my head hit a horse in the balls.

I refuse to quit riding my motorcycle because I have an IQ that is very small.

I've broken my arms and my legs and I have a huge rash on my ass.

I'm wearing a lot of bandages, even my wiener is in a cast.

I'm going to give you some advice that's free.

Don't ever ride on my motorcycle with me.

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This is a fictional poem

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