Money tree

One day a man came to my house with a seed.

I decided to buy it because of my greed.

The man said it would grow into a money tree.

When I told people, they said they're glad they're not as stupid as me.

The tree didn't grow and I cussed and hollered.

That seed cost me ten thousand dollars.

People say that my brain is as small as a pig's.

But a CAT scan showed that it's not even half that big.

Author's Notes/Comments: 

This is a fictional poem

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poe369's picture

Another good poem. Very funny.