Stop wearing makeup

When you were a little boy, you ate lipstick.

Now you wear it and you'd better stop and I mean quick.

You wear lipstick and other makeup too.

When men see what you're doing, they laugh at you.

You think that makeup makes you look hot.

You think it makes you look sexy but it does not.

Stop wearing makeup or you'll get laughed at again.

Trust me when I say that eye shadow and lipstick aren't meant for men.

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This is a fictional poem

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Ruth Lovejoy's picture

The only time men need to wear makeup is t.v. theatre or movies beyond that I agree no makeup!