Molested by a dolphin

I warned my cousin not to swim with that dolphin.

He swam with it anyway but he won't do it again.

I told him the dolphin would molest him just like that dolphin molested Hank Hill.

When my cousin got in the water, he didn't know that the dolphin was looking for a thrill.

He got molested and whenever he thinks about it, he gets ill.

I knew it would happen because I watch King of the Hill.

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This is a fictional poem

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Was this at Marine World? LOL!