Success, Counted Sweetest







Success, Counted Sweetest


I learned of success

by watching bird species fly

—retracing their flight

Author's Notes/Comments: 

A haiku that was inspired by one of the works of an American poet from Amherst, Massachusetts (Emily Dickinson), who is probably my most favorite poet.  Thank you for reading on!

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 I probably shouldn't be telling you this but in the most un biographical way i will tell you a deep dark secret. the kinda of secrets that only a CIA agent would have. it would seem to you that all is well, and that i have everything under controll, i live my life with out much perturb, and im an exquisite mind that has everything in life figured out. my mind is like an asylum though; it is a prison, one from which i can not escape and i must live with everyday. as an ignorant young boy my only presumption was using drugs to escape my then fragile mind. taking alcohol as my first drug of choice i started using at the age of nine, or was it eight? anyways my point being i was so use to being all bottled up and when at school acting out being a "funny guy". The discovery of alcohol was like being a benedict and finally discovering the real love of his life. i felt so construed at this piont and started sipping alcohol every chance i could get. let me tell you something. I'm from a long line of addicts and we have a messed up family but it wasn't per say the reason i started rebelling. i know now my addiction for drugs was partly because i was inherently an addict and the processes of my mental status was lets just say imature. i feel as if the alcohol was a way to release my inner inhabitons without repercussions. its funny how life uses irony to breake you down later on when its way done and gone. haha these stupid poeple didn't realise a kid running through the store with a hoody on and a bottle of jack daniels. how on earth could a ten year old do that right? ohh my my let me just start by saying thats not the half of the half of it. i probably robbed over one thousand different bottles in my younger days. i plead the fifth! and life was good for me i had girl friends money and everything was going good. eventually like passanger trains they stop and pick up more passengers. so listen my friend came home one day from school all blood shot eyed and looking really stupid. i then was so curiouse why he was jacked up. he told me greg and him had smoked a marajiuana pipe so i was like im in. at this piont we were at a good friends of ours house. this group of poeple were like hippies; they were always getting "high" and rumor has it if your their friends your considered a cool guy. so we all sat down and i smoked marijuana for my first time. the first time i got high it was an experience i can't ever have again. something so good and un recollectable. as time went on i became notoriouse for being a bad ass mother trucker. in my child hood growing up was california lifestyle gangster bs and all the goodies that come along with being in the village, aka the hood. my 18 birthday i was already a full time drug dealer. making roughly five thousand a week. by this age i had already broke the ten commandments , something to this day im not proud about. i cant change the past but i can always be able to change the tomorrows. i soon joined the military realising i was naturally a warrior. i figured i could become something every man wishes to be or at least what i thought that was suppoosed to be. i joined the us marines at 19 and became a front line warrior fighting for not my country but for my and my brothers lifes. i was trained to kill....... a warrior that was so fierce and intimidating that arnold swarszenegger would get defeated. ninja like martial arts and extreme battle moves that would only be used by a professional martial artist. age 24 i became a battle trained vet with the highest recognition possible the gov wouldn't allow me to have announced because they didnt want me back into civilian world or atleast thats the vibe i was given. i was then recruited at age 25 to an elite group of ops agents. priority mission coverage and ghost missions to disable vip targets. we were considered the most known unknowns just because we were surgical in our tactics and not a single mission brought back a wounded or killed us agent. thus no evidence of our battles were ever accounted for. life is short real short. if you don't enjoy it while its here some one like me was sent to make you do houdini tricks.               

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T.V Dinner

Perverse & Bazaar
   I Dream of Genie, but in reality, I'm the Lone Ranger.
Luckily, I was Saved By The Bell.
   Who's The Boss of this Empty Nest?
I'd take a Star Trek to  THOSE  Green Acres, 
   but I'd probably get Lost somewhere  between
Sesame Street and Melrose Place.
   Maybe I should cast a Dragnet.....
I'd probably wind up with a snare 
   full of Desperate Housewives and Golden Girls.
There is no Law and order in THIS Love Connection!
   Instead, I'm Thirty- Something and 
My Wheel of Fortune is in Jeopardy!
   Its Mission Impossible when you're 
The Young and the Restless.......
   Till one day you wake up in a Full House, 
Married With Children,
   and you decide to have A Current Affair......
which was a mistake because Mob Wives
   only like Trading Spouses 
If The Price is Right.

So finally you find yourself stuck, 
   Moonlighting at the General Hospital, 
with a 10,000 Dollar Pyramid a week cocaine habit
   (because Whose Line Is It Anyways)
Just to be Keeping Up With The Kardashians.......
   realizing that the Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous
are the illusion only seen by the Survivor 
   of the Real World.
Author's Notes/Comments: 

tv show names made into a poem. Dig it

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There where I stand like house built on the rock
Seeing Nile spreads its arms around plains
To quench thirst and wash off the land's wrecks
On the African soil
Standing there a Kilimanjaro, ready to serve its black reigns
With interesting folklores and enchanting 'Ijala's tale
With that, all souls would refute ear-devile wails
That do blow out of saxo's
Which throws lads and folks away from soul-shaping


On the African soil
Where's 'Aagogo' hair-dress on a new bride's head?
Only what could see is a horse-hairs weaving with treads



On the African soil
Where're 'Sanya' regals on the body of 'Obas' on the coronation day
And 'Ade'jaa' sandals on the chiefs' soles as the 'Oraayan' lays?

Where are dancers whose their feet would cause soil aches?
Where are singers who will enchant ears to a didactic wake?


Is Nile still there to flow away our shames?
That brings by borrowing tongue
Is Kilama still stand there to block our hateful dame?
That creates by sun-rogue


Author's Notes/Comments: 

Africa needs to recognize its  richy moral and cultural values

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Where is our World?

When all children had gone to stream of alien to fetch water
As they made complain that ours was dirty
Like river being polluted by oil-exploiter
It seems there's no child ready to taste our own delicious pastry

As they had bowed to the wavering heads
When they were tasting gins which different from our sweeten palm-wine
What about the wavy tunes that they sing like horse's whines?
Which seemed to cast its shadow on our folklore mode

I could not stop until I mention almost extinction of beautiful regals
That had seemed to be lured out among the market's petal

Our daydreams is likely becoming a nightmare
And daybreak is apparently turning to an anthropological smear

Boys and girls do not know what to say to elderly ones
Neither they know how to read and use their tongues
About the variation of vowels and consonants in their languages
It seems banana is rotten and we are still claim riping
Our traditional chores are being taken
Like a ripping peanut in its shell
The moral parents are valuelessly uncultured as they behave like rotten kernel

Everywhere in the town, what you hear is a sound
That could infect ears with taboo tango-wound
Every sense, every inch everything is down like cut-down tree's stalk
Is this how we will be looking like flea?
That the alien's wind will blow down our fruitful trees

But how can we join these ocean and lagoon?
So that God could bless our souls again

Author's Notes/Comments: 

When the identity is lost, everything lost together with it

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Bill's Grass

Ah! The first spine of light
Dawn again, and I made it through the night.
Soon my owner will come and water me.
I hope he wakes soon as I am thirst-ee
Lookin' forward to hangin' with the boys on the lawn
could use a trim today, as my tips are getting long

Bob told me last night of a time without Bill,
when grasses like us could grow at free will,
supposedly we'd climb almost 6 feet high,
that's all the way up to Bill's eye.
Our long seeds would blow through the breeze,
sometimes they'd get higher than the trees
I'm glad all that's over, the tall growing stuff.
no sharing with clover, it's not half as rough.

Author's Notes/Comments: 

Wrote this in a few minutes during a writing exercise for mock teaching. The group loved it.

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Gingerdead Man: Killmas Carol 2

'Twas the spirit and the season's heart
that bred him – this bread man, left to bake
'til December. But this time, the part
he plays, should he rise before you wake,
will decide which of our souls to take.
This winter, a confectionery
bad boy with gumdrop buttons will stake
his claim and leave a legendary
path of cinnamon Hell in his wake.
Gingerdead Man: Killmas Carol 2 –
coming soon to a theater near you.

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City of Paupers!

You name it ‘the city of dreams’, I m alien to this city
Such an enigmatic crowd, paupers full of versatility

This isn’t an account on beggars, I m not here to preach
Just amazed how varied ways of begging are adopted by each

Some pinch their infants and make those innocent souls weep
Some victim to physical violence, those wounds so deep

With messed up hair, gloomy look and a torn soiled sari
She would skillfully mint money from every new Ferrari

Some charming kids dancing on the beats of hit Bollywood numbers
Some play instruments listening to which every mind slumbers

Some holy angels shower their blessings on you
Some question your humanity, humans are left so few

And paupers like you and me, fall prey to their plead
Lending just a rupee, to our poverty that won’t lead

With these poor sentiments, we paupers are born
A rupee leads to another and the show goes on…

Author's Notes/Comments: 

On my way to work everyday, I come across beggars of various kinds... and i don't understand whether I should pity them or be careless
Here's a poem describing the same