Wedding gown

He did a really stupid thing on the day when he took a bride.

The nut said he did it to get in touch with his feminine side.

When he got married, he wore a wedding gown.

There was laughter from everybody around.

A man is supposed to get married in a tuxedo or a suit.

He's such a sissy that the marines wouldn't even accept him as a recruit.

When people laugh at him, he says he feels nothing but distress.

But what else can this man expect after wearing a wedding dress?

Author's Notes/Comments: 

THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

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