Free tooth extractions

Don't go to a dentist, you can have your rotten teeth removed for free.
All you have to do is find and cuss out MR. T.
He knocked out all of my teeth with only one punch.
But now I'm starving, I can't even eat my lunch.

Call MR. T a sissy and you won't have to live with toothaches anymore.
He'll remove them for free but dentures are something you'll have to pay for.
Dentures cost five hundred bucks, it's a situation that makes me brood.
Until we can pay that amount, you and I will have to eat baby food.

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This is a fictional poem.

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