You give loneliness a good name

You really do give loneliness a good name.

You are greedy and you should be ashamed.

You only date men who earn six figure salaries.

You're a gold digger and you really disgust me.

You say that you date men for what they have on the inside; yes that's true.

You date them for what they have inside of their wallets and for what's inside of their banks too.

You've rejected many men because they don't have a lot of cash.

You truly are a disgusting pig and you are also a piece of trash.

When poor men ask you out, it's something that they regret.

I don't drink but if I did, I wouldn't have you on a whiskey bet.

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