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That Damn Wimpy!
He said that he wanted a hamburger which he'd pay for on Tuesday.
Two weeks have passed and it's obvious that he isn't going to pay.
That bastard has just entered my restaurant again.
I'm usually a patient man but my patience grows thin.
He just asked if he could have a second burger on the house.
I just grabbed my meat cleaver and I neutered that stinking louse.
I just broke out his teeth and all of his future burgers will be gummed.
I'm not running this damn restaurant to feed these non paying bums!
If you're a non payer, I'll kick your ass and throw you out the door.
You non paying bastards better learn that I don't give credit anymore.
