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251 |
My cat |
Poem |
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200 |
17 years ago |
|
252 |
Swastika |
Poem |
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212 |
17 years ago |
|
253 |
Jim Varney |
Poem |
|
182 |
17 years ago |
|
254 |
Obi-Wan has taught you well |
Poem |
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113 |
17 years ago |
|
255 |
That damn dog |
Poem |
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126 |
17 years ago |
|
256 |
Washington |
Poem |
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119 |
17 years ago |
|
257 |
That's not rape |
Poem |
|
141 |
17 years ago |
|
258 |
Five finger discount |
Poem |
|
112 |
17 years ago |
|
259 |
Mount Rushmore |
Poem |
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96 |
16 years ago |
|
260 |
I'm suing the doctor who delivered me |
Poem |
|
108 |
16 years ago |
|
261 |
Fuck you |
Poem |
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112 |
16 years ago |
|
262 |
Spiked |
Poem |
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115 |
16 years ago |
|
263 |
I am man, hear me roar! |
Poem |
|
112 |
16 years ago |
|
264 |
I kicked Al Gore's ass |
Poem |
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103 |
16 years ago |
|
265 |
How to get dumped |
Poem |
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105 |
16 years ago |
|
266 |
That pounding |
Poem |
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130 |
16 years ago |
|
267 |
Goodbye Mister Sutton |
Poem |
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107 |
16 years ago |
|
268 |
Broke |
Poem |
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113 |
16 years ago |
|
269 |
Goodbye Gwynne |
Poem |
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104 |
16 years ago |
|
270 |
The bitterness of life |
Poem |
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107 |
16 years ago |
|
271 |
Watermelon slices |
Poem |
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94 |
16 years ago |
|
272 |
Suck my balls Part 3 |
Poem |
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102 |
16 years ago |
|
273 |
Barry |
Poem |
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115 |
16 years ago |
|
274 |
May 28, 1990 |
Poem |
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100 |
16 years ago |
|
275 |
Jacqueline Hill |
Poem |
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111 |
16 years ago |
|
276 |
Stuck together |
Poem |
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160 |
16 years ago |
|
277 |
You made your bed, now you can lie in it |
Poem |
|
113 |
16 years ago |
|
278 |
I want more caviar |
Poem |
|
227 |
16 years ago |
|
279 |
Thunder and lightning |
Poem |
|
205 |
16 years ago |
|
280 |
I'll be there to hold your hand |
Poem |
|
198 |
16 years ago |
|
281 |
I'm doomed to be in misery |
Poem |
|
223 |
16 years ago |
|
282 |
Driving over a cliff |
Poem |
|
205 |
16 years ago |
|
283 |
Sometimes I feel like screaming |
Poem |
|
225 |
16 years ago |
|
284 |
Stop putting yourself down! |
Poem |
|
134 |
16 years ago |
|
285 |
To err is human |
Poem |
|
104 |
16 years ago |
|
286 |
Sam Kinison |
Poem |
|
122 |
16 years ago |
|
287 |
Festus |
Poem |
|
136 |
16 years ago |
|
288 |
I can't smile |
Poem |
|
113 |
16 years ago |
|
289 |
I just pulled the plug |
Poem |
|
98 |
16 years ago |
|
290 |
Transvestite |
Poem |
|
121 |
16 years ago |
|
291 |
Fast food lawsuit |
Poem |
|
115 |
16 years ago |
|
292 |
I shot my dog |
Poem |
|
96 |
16 years ago |
|
293 |
Got milk? |
Poem |
|
105 |
16 years ago |
|
294 |
Bitten |
Poem |
|
103 |
16 years ago |
|
295 |
The wrong finger |
Poem |
|
118 |
16 years ago |
|
296 |
Jesus was the greatest man who ever lived |
Poem |
|
102 |
16 years ago |
|
297 |
God is number one |
Poem |
|
96 |
16 years ago |
|
298 |
Forbidden fruit |
Poem |
|
105 |
16 years ago |
|
299 |
Rejection |
Poem |
|
98 |
16 years ago |
|
300 |
OUCH! |
Poem |
|
94 |
16 years ago |
|
301 |
Greatness of the Lord |
Poem |
|
110 |
16 years ago |
|
302 |
Miraculous |
Poem |
|
114 |
16 years ago |
|
303 |
Homeless and alone |
Poem |
|
108 |
16 years ago |
|
304 |
You'd better stop stealing! |
Poem |
|
92 |
16 years ago |
|
305 |
Motel |
Poem |
|
236 |
16 years ago |
|
306 |
Rape is wrong |
Poem |
|
208 |
16 years ago |
|
307 |
Very hairy lady |
Poem |
|
241 |
16 years ago |
|
308 |
God loves everybody |
Poem |
|
216 |
16 years ago |
|
309 |
People must be saved by Jesus |
Poem |
|
211 |
16 years ago |
|
310 |
Keep your eyes on the damn road! |
Poem |
|
216 |
16 years ago |
|
311 |
Princess Diana |
Poem |
|
217 |
16 years ago |
|
312 |
Worship God |
Poem |
|
208 |
16 years ago |
|
313 |
I'll send you straight to Hell |
Poem |
|
138 |
16 years ago |
|
314 |
F |
Poem |
|
98 |
16 years ago |
|
315 |
Only a monster could do that |
Poem |
|
110 |
16 years ago |
|
316 |
My wife is a hooker |
Poem |
|
139 |
16 years ago |
|
317 |
Pay for your own repairs! |
Poem |
|
113 |
16 years ago |
|
318 |
I've paid for those beatings I gave you |
Poem |
|
101 |
16 years ago |
|
319 |
You're living high on the hog |
Poem |
|
104 |
16 years ago |
|
320 |
Road hog |
Poem |
|
97 |
16 years ago |
|
321 |
I love rattlesnake |
Poem |
|
114 |
16 years ago |
|
322 |
I met God |
Poem |
|
103 |
16 years ago |
|
323 |
I'm at the end of my rope |
Poem |
|
108 |
16 years ago |
|
324 |
Flat foot |
Poem |
|
104 |
16 years ago |
|
325 |
Tortured |
Poem |
|
116 |
16 years ago |
|
326 |
I give new meaning to the word nerd |
Poem |
|
111 |
16 years ago |
|
327 |
Snuff |
Poem |
|
115 |
16 years ago |
|
328 |
He should've hired a professional |
Poem |
|
119 |
16 years ago |
|
329 |
KFC |
Poem |
|
102 |
16 years ago |
|
330 |
Bumble Bee |
Poem |
|
208 |
16 years ago |
|
331 |
I'm Eric Cartman's father |
Poem |
|
192 |
16 years ago |
|
332 |
I voted against Phil Bredesen |
Poem |
|
191 |
16 years ago |
|
333 |
His final breath |
Poem |
|
194 |
16 years ago |
|
334 |
You're not fit to wear that badge |
Poem |
|
174 |
16 years ago |
|
335 |
Apple pie |
Poem |
|
219 |
16 years ago |
|
336 |
Get off the damn phone! |
Poem |
|
142 |
16 years ago |
|
337 |
I believe in love a little less each day |
Poem |
|
143 |
16 years ago |
|
338 |
I'm eating crow |
Poem |
|
135 |
16 years ago |
|
339 |
The bridge |
Poem |
|
97 |
16 years ago |
|
340 |
You have angered me |
Poem |
|
129 |
16 years ago |
|
341 |
It's not a dress |
Poem |
|
120 |
16 years ago |
|
342 |
I slept with Daffy Duck |
Poem |
|
99 |
16 years ago |
|
343 |
Antique refrigerator |
Poem |
|
106 |
16 years ago |
|
344 |
Uglier than sin |
Poem |
|
97 |
16 years ago |
|
345 |
Pretty damn old |
Poem |
|
112 |
16 years ago |
|
346 |
That dreaded call |
Poem |
|
96 |
16 years ago |
|
347 |
72 hours |
Poem |
|
96 |
16 years ago |
|
348 |
Not a stud |
Poem |
|
103 |
16 years ago |
|
349 |
Let go of your hate |
Poem |
|
123 |
16 years ago |
|
350 |
Butter and eggs |
Poem |
|
110 |
16 years ago |
|
351 |
I hit a student |
Poem |
|
120 |
16 years ago |
|
352 |
Tea & A |
Poem |
|
111 |
16 years ago |
|
353 |
He took a toke |
Poem |
|
116 |
16 years ago |
|
354 |
Service without a smile |
Poem |
|
114 |
16 years ago |
|
355 |
V8 |
Poem |
|
107 |
16 years ago |
|
356 |
Elmer Fudd shot me |
Poem |
|
127 |
16 years ago |
|
357 |
Married more times than Elizabeth Taylor |
Poem |
|
197 |
16 years ago |
|
358 |
PBS kicked my ass |
Poem |
|
196 |
16 years ago |
|
359 |
My guilt |
Poem |
|
199 |
16 years ago |
|
360 |
Shut the damn door! |
Poem |
|
215 |
16 years ago |
|
361 |
I ate that roach |
Poem |
|
229 |
16 years ago |
|
362 |
Go straight to Hell |
Poem |
|
201 |
16 years ago |
|
363 |
So easy a caveman can do it Part 3 |
Poem |
|
197 |
16 years ago |
|
364 |
It cuts deep |
Poem |
|
201 |
16 years ago |
|
365 |
CIA |
Poem |
|
173 |
16 years ago |
|
366 |
A spring got stuck up his ass |
Poem |
|
107 |
16 years ago |
|
367 |
Your days of abusing him are going to stop |
Poem |
|
105 |
16 years ago |
|
368 |
Wedding dress |
Poem |
|
99 |
16 years ago |
|
369 |
That damn two cents! |
Poem |
|
101 |
16 years ago |
|
370 |
Yuck! |
Poem |
|
113 |
16 years ago |
|
371 |
The remote |
Poem |
|
103 |
16 years ago |
|
372 |
The black cat |
Poem |
|
113 |
16 years ago |
|
373 |
You always treat my brother better |
Poem |
|
108 |
16 years ago |
|
374 |
I snapped |
Poem |
|
93 |
16 years ago |
|
375 |
Why do people think I'm dumb? |
Poem |
|
104 |
16 years ago |
|
376 |
Please feed my daughter |
Poem |
|
95 |
16 years ago |
|
377 |
A sore loser |
Poem |
|
113 |
16 years ago |
|
378 |
He burned my bacon |
Poem |
|
89 |
16 years ago |
|
379 |
It was like listening to music |
Poem |
|
95 |
16 years ago |
|
380 |
Bulimia |
Poem |
|
104 |
16 years ago |
|
381 |
The bomb |
Poem |
|
103 |
16 years ago |
|
382 |
What women want |
Poem |
|
115 |
16 years ago |
|
383 |
The pen is mightier than the sword |
Poem |
|
99 |
16 years ago |
|
384 |
Say it, not spray it |
Poem |
|
104 |
16 years ago |
|
385 |
The leaves are falling from the trees |
Poem |
|
206 |
16 years ago |
|
386 |
Jesus will enrich your life |
Poem |
|
208 |
16 years ago |
|
387 |
Always wear a helmet |
Poem |
|
191 |
16 years ago |
|
388 |
Egged |
Poem |
|
301 |
16 years ago |
|
389 |
Perverts |
Poem |
|
203 |
16 years ago |
|
390 |
Great Granddad |
Poem |
|
171 |
16 years ago |
|
391 |
Six days |
Poem |
|
166 |
16 years ago |
|
392 |
Crucified |
Poem |
|
135 |
16 years ago |
|
393 |
Keep them coming |
Poem |
|
94 |
16 years ago |
|
394 |
Womanhood |
Poem |
|
107 |
16 years ago |
|
395 |
I'll put her on a pedestal |
Poem |
|
103 |
16 years ago |
|
396 |
Statutory rape |
Poem |
|
95 |
16 years ago |
|
397 |
Ace up my sleeve |
Poem |
|
113 |
16 years ago |
|
398 |
Doll |
Poem |
|
101 |
16 years ago |
|
399 |
Garfield |
Poem |
|
122 |
16 years ago |
|
400 |
Every moment should be treasured |
Poem |
|
93 |
16 years ago |
|
401 |
Strawberries |
Poem |
|
96 |
16 years ago |
|
402 |
Perseverance |
Poem |
|
104 |
16 years ago |
|
403 |
Deer hunting |
Poem |
|
121 |
16 years ago |
|
404 |
I kicked George Costanza's ass |
Poem |
|
107 |
16 years ago |
|
405 |
Full house |
Poem |
|
175 |
16 years ago |
|
406 |
Shotgun wedding |
Poem |
|
115 |
16 years ago |
|
407 |
Buckingham palace |
Poem |
|
107 |
16 years ago |
|
408 |
Ice Cube |
Poem |
|
104 |
16 years ago |
|
409 |
My heart is as black as coal |
Poem |
|
106 |
16 years ago |
|
410 |
Rocky VII |
Poem |
|
129 |
16 years ago |
|
411 |
Serving beer to minors |
Poem |
|
97 |
16 years ago |
|
412 |
Halloween |
Poem |
|
108 |
16 years ago |
|
413 |
Father-in-law |
Poem |
|
214 |
16 years ago |
|
414 |
Robert Goulet |
Poem |
|
190 |
16 years ago |
|
415 |
I lost a thousand bucks |
Poem |
|
212 |
16 years ago |
|
416 |
George |
Poem |
|
209 |
16 years ago |
|
417 |
You weren't delivered by a stork! |
Poem |
|
221 |
16 years ago |
|
418 |
I kissed another girl |
Poem |
|
184 |
16 years ago |
|
419 |
40 days and 40 nights |
Poem |
|
201 |
16 years ago |
|
420 |
Life is short |
Poem |
|
209 |
16 years ago |
|
421 |
It's too late |
Poem |
|
155 |
16 years ago |
|
422 |
Bubble |
Poem |
|
107 |
16 years ago |
|
423 |
That's gotta hurt! |
Poem |
|
109 |
16 years ago |
|
424 |
I blew his brains out |
Poem |
|
99 |
16 years ago |
|
425 |
Jesus |
Poem |
|
104 |
16 years ago |
|
426 |
Suspended animation |
Poem |
|
104 |
16 years ago |
|
427 |
Socks |
Poem |
|
118 |
16 years ago |
|
428 |
My dentist's revenge |
Poem |
|
111 |
16 years ago |
|
429 |
The well is dry |
Poem |
|
96 |
16 years ago |
|
430 |
Money can't buy happiness |
Poem |
|
194 |
16 years ago |
|
431 |
Drag racing |
Poem |
|
103 |
16 years ago |
|
432 |
Nintendo Wii Part 2 |
Poem |
|
103 |
16 years ago |
|
433 |
R U thankful? |
Poem |
|
105 |
16 years ago |
|
434 |
Color blind |
Poem |
|
102 |
16 years ago |
|
435 |
Illegal alien |
Poem |
|
85 |
16 years ago |
|
436 |
God will take care of you |
Poem |
|
107 |
16 years ago |
|
437 |
100 dogs |
Poem |
|
98 |
16 years ago |
|
438 |
Guitar Hero III:Legends of Rock |
Poem |
|
107 |
16 years ago |
|
439 |
The stray |
Poem |
|
124 |
16 years ago |
|
440 |
Where's the damn mayo?! |
Poem |
|
222 |
16 years ago |
|
441 |
The hitchhiker |
Poem |
|
221 |
16 years ago |
|
442 |
Turned away |
Poem |
|
208 |
16 years ago |
|
443 |
That damn beard! |
Poem |
|
220 |
16 years ago |
|
444 |
Road Rash |
Poem |
|
227 |
16 years ago |
|
445 |
Life isn't always fair |
Poem |
|
219 |
16 years ago |
|
446 |
Thank you, God |
Poem |
|
100 |
16 years ago |
|
447 |
Samson and Delilah |
Poem |
|
94 |
16 years ago |
|
448 |
Faith in the Lord |
Poem |
|
103 |
16 years ago |
|
449 |
If Eve hadn't ate that apple |
Poem |
|
106 |
16 years ago |
|
450 |
If Jesus was here |
Poem |
|
100 |
16 years ago |
|
451 |
Alvin and the Chipmunks |
Poem |
|
120 |
16 years ago |
|
452 |
Everybody deserves a second chance |
Poem |
|
107 |
16 years ago |
|
453 |
Donkey Kong Junior |
Poem |
|
95 |
16 years ago |
|
454 |
Pancakes |
Poem |
|
155 |
16 years ago |
|
455 |
I wish I was a bird |
Poem |
|
99 |
16 years ago |
|
456 |
Nintendo's rainchecks |
Poem |
|
99 |
16 years ago |
|
457 |
God's masterpieces |
Poem |
|
104 |
16 years ago |
|
458 |
Third degree burns |
Poem |
|
110 |
16 years ago |
|
459 |
The apple of God's eye |
Poem |
|
105 |
16 years ago |
|
460 |
I saved Christmas |
Poem |
|
100 |
16 years ago |
|
461 |
Christmas came from Jesus |
Poem |
|
109 |
16 years ago |
|
462 |
The temptations of Christ |
Poem |
|
111 |
16 years ago |
|
463 |
How was God created? |
Poem |
|
97 |
16 years ago |
|
464 |
Hot dogs with chili |
Poem |
|
113 |
16 years ago |
|
465 |
Late again |
Poem |
|
108 |
16 years ago |
|
466 |
2007 comes to an end |
Poem |
|
207 |
16 years ago |
|
467 |
Vengeful spirit |
Poem |
|
225 |
16 years ago |
|
468 |
The Loch Ness monster raped me |
Poem |
|
224 |
16 years ago |
|
469 |
DOOM |
Poem |
|
92 |
16 years ago |
|
470 |
Malcolm in the Middle |
Poem |
|
153 |
16 years ago |
|
471 |
You might as well have cut her heart out |
Poem |
|
94 |
16 years ago |
|
472 |
My life is flashing before my eyes |
Poem |
|
99 |
16 years ago |
|
473 |
Dialysis |
Poem |
|
94 |
16 years ago |
|
474 |
Villechaize |
Poem |
|
112 |
16 years ago |
|
475 |
She's in labor |
Poem |
|
96 |
16 years ago |
|
476 |
Electric Chair |
Poem |
|
112 |
16 years ago |
|
477 |
I voted against Phil Bredesen Part 2 |
Poem |
|
104 |
16 years ago |
|
478 |
Bluto VS. Popeye |
Poem |
|
122 |
16 years ago |
|
479 |
Ex-producer |
Poem |
|
128 |
16 years ago |
|
480 |
Symbol of love |
Poem |
|
104 |
16 years ago |
|
481 |
220 volt shock |
Poem |
|
110 |
16 years ago |
|
482 |
Buttermilk |
Poem |
|
114 |
16 years ago |
|
483 |
Vegetarian |
Poem |
|
118 |
16 years ago |
|
484 |
Cain and Abel |
Poem |
|
88 |
16 years ago |
|
485 |
Burned to the ground |
Poem |
|
92 |
16 years ago |
|
486 |
Seed |
Poem |
|
100 |
16 years ago |
|
487 |
Cheap! |
Poem |
|
94 |
16 years ago |
|
488 |
Monster |
Poem |
|
99 |
16 years ago |
|
489 |
Dear John |
Poem |
|
113 |
16 years ago |
|
490 |
Butterfly |
Poem |
|
96 |
16 years ago |
|
491 |
Sixty |
Poem |
|
101 |
16 years ago |
|
492 |
He shot his daughter |
Poem |
|
91 |
16 years ago |
|
493 |
The virgin |
Poem |
|
220 |
16 years ago |
|
494 |
Clown shoes |
Poem |
|
218 |
16 years ago |
|
495 |
Black rights |
Poem |
|
203 |
16 years ago |
|
496 |
The little boy's cat |
Poem |
|
200 |
16 years ago |
|
497 |
I like black people |
Poem |
|
203 |
16 years ago |
|
498 |
The day the little boy drowned |
Poem |
|
214 |
16 years ago |
|
499 |
I'm being murdered |
Poem |
|
102 |
16 years ago |
|
500 |
You are too young to get married |
Poem |
|
105 |
16 years ago |
