Alvin and the Chipmunks

I'm a hillbilly who eats possums, squirrels and chipmunks too.

Alvin and the Chipmunks came to my house and I turned them into stew.

They were cute and they had charm.

They thought I'd welcome them with open arms.

When they came to my house, it was a stupid thing to do.

Chip and Dale are at my door and I'm going to devour them too.

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This is a fictional poem

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hilarious love it!