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501 The homeless are not bums! Poem 212 10 years ago
502 Chihuahua Poem 222 10 years ago
503 Tim McCravey, U.S.M.C. Poem 192 10 years ago
504 Silver Star Poem 240 10 years ago
505 Happy Birthday, Mom Poem 296 10 years ago
506 Debbie and Eddie Poem 190 10 years ago
507 Dad's Death Poem 2 250 10 years ago
508 Coy and Vance Poem 224 10 years ago
509 We're the Duke boys Poem 238 10 years ago
510 I'm Rosco P. Coltrane Poem 309 10 years ago
511 Beauty Parlor Poem 1 279 10 years ago
512 I'm Boss Hogg Poem 2 180 10 years ago
513 Minnis Downhome Pharmacy Part II Poem 224 10 years ago
514 Minnis Downhome Pharmacy Poem 197 10 years ago
515 An emptiness in my soul Poem 214 10 years ago
516 Rest in peace, Mom Poem 1 199 11 years ago
517 Every day should be like Christmas time Poem 262 11 years ago
518 Prerequisite: Murder Poem 181 11 years ago
519 Aborted baby Poem 1 146 11 years ago
520 The new President Poem 200 11 years ago
521 A 2nd poem about Roger Williams Poem 142 11 years ago
522 Stanley and Dad Poem 217 11 years ago
523 Sixty-five Poem 198 11 years ago
524 Alex Karras Poem 186 11 years ago
525 If I can't have you, nobody can Poem 1 166 11 years ago
526 The late Roger Williams Poem 143 11 years ago
527 Six months to live Poem 231 11 years ago
528 Twister Poem 426 11 years ago
529 Life jackets Poem 300 11 years ago
530 If everybody would adopt a pet Poem 171 11 years ago
531 Trevor Bannister Poem 181 11 years ago
532 Back from the dead Poem 291 11 years ago
533 My new cat Poem 220 11 years ago
534 Sniffing glue Poem 164 11 years ago
535 The change Poem 145 11 years ago
536 You'd better return those pets Poem 168 11 years ago
537 41st birthday Poem 154 11 years ago
538 I'll always protect her from you Poem 239 11 years ago
539 Santa Fe Poem 141 11 years ago
540 Daniel Boone Poem 1 182 11 years ago
541 The incredible chicken Poem 230 11 years ago
542 Sage Stallone Poem 165 11 years ago
543 Goodbye Sherman Hemsley Poem 143 11 years ago
544 Eight feet tall man Poem 159 11 years ago
545 Andy Poem 236 11 years ago
546 I should've learned french Poem 110 11 years ago
547 Anger in my soul Poem 122 11 years ago
548 Nutcracker Poem 138 11 years ago
549 Two-faced mechanic Poem 128 11 years ago
550 The new vasectomy Poem 252 11 years ago
551 A taste for booze Poem 144 11 years ago
552 George Lindsey Poem 195 12 years ago
553 Soulmate Poem 346 12 years ago
554 Deadly fall Poem 262 12 years ago
555 I will not give up! Poem 2 239 12 years ago
556 How will I tell my children? Poem 155 12 years ago
557 Horse's patoot Poem 167 12 years ago
558 Titanic Poem 139 12 years ago
559 Prince Poem 1 191 12 years ago
560 You're beautiful just the way you are Poem 157 12 years ago
561 Free tooth extractions Poem 133 12 years ago
562 A lifetime of joy Poem 237 12 years ago
563 Eternity in Hell Poem 192 12 years ago
564 An eye for an eye Poem 1 377 12 years ago
565 Rich snob Poem 205 12 years ago
566 A Christmas Miracle Poem 207 12 years ago
567 Ebenezer Scrooge Poem 161 12 years ago
568 Eternal love Poem 138 12 years ago
569 Let's pray for Charles Johnson Part 2 Poem 241 12 years ago
570 Let's pray for Charles Johnson Poem 1 222 12 years ago
571 Giving thanks Poem 245 12 years ago
572 Halloween Monster Poem 344 12 years ago
573 TPed Poem 343 12 years ago
574 Brotherly Betrayal Poem 211 12 years ago
575 Buying cigarettes for a minor Poem 205 12 years ago
576 The birds and the bees Poem 163 12 years ago
577 Let's pray for Earl King Poem 153 12 years ago
578 You spat in my face Poem 158 12 years ago
579 Whiplash Poem 146 12 years ago
580 Wile E. Coyote Poem 1 312 12 years ago
581 Scarecrow Poem 160 12 years ago
582 I committed hit and run Poem 174 12 years ago
583 Trust must be earned Poem 266 12 years ago
584 I'm going to tear your clothes off Poem 263 12 years ago
585 Saving Vernie's life Poem 340 12 years ago
586 I hate MRS. Oleson Poem 1 445 12 years ago
587 Taking candy from a baby Poem 559 12 years ago
588 Chef Boyardee Poem 1 243 12 years ago
589 Goodbye Albert Poem 184 12 years ago
590 The big 4-O Poem 189 12 years ago
591 Filicide Poem 182 12 years ago
592 100 Poem 281 12 years ago
593 Bye Bubba Poem 225 12 years ago
594 Murdered for eating a popsicle Poem 1 411 12 years ago
595 Schiavelli Poem 272 12 years ago
596 High on God Poem 301 12 years ago
597 235 years of independence Poem 514 12 years ago
598 You treat your wife like a dog Poem 638 12 years ago
599 Friday the 13th Poem 192 12 years ago
600 The late James Arness Poem 222 12 years ago
601 Melvin Poem 331 13 years ago
602 I kicked Bill Clinton's ass Poem 185 13 years ago
603 I owe God Poem 168 13 years ago
604 Nicholas Courtney Poem 161 13 years ago
605 Suicide in Wal-mart Poem 182 13 years ago
606 Stupid Guard Dog Poem 194 13 years ago
607 PMS Poem 172 13 years ago
608 Honor thy Parents Poem 2 228 13 years ago
609 Strong Faith Poem 154 13 years ago
610 Instead of adoring Santa Claus Poem 1 168 13 years ago
611 Don't commit suicide Poem 313 13 years ago
612 God should be adored Poem 349 13 years ago
613 Sitting next to God? Poem 328 13 years ago
614 Streets of Gold Poem 182 13 years ago
615 Day of thanks Poem 199 13 years ago
616 God's eternal love Poem 147 13 years ago
617 Help your fellow man Poem 166 13 years ago
618 G-O-D Poem 144 13 years ago
619 You pulled a gun on a boy Poem 321 13 years ago
620 Cat Poem 204 13 years ago
621 My son's suicide Poem 191 13 years ago
622 Everybody loved Tom Bosley Poem 252 13 years ago
623 The Wright Brothers curse Poem 1 186 13 years ago
624 Tomorrow may never come Poem 2 410 13 years ago
625 Jesus was a family man Poem 258 13 years ago
626 I stuck my penis in a lamp socket Poem 501 13 years ago
627 You damn bullies Poem 306 13 years ago
628 Shoplifting Poem 361 13 years ago
629 Quintuplets Poem 400 13 years ago
630 Rick and Vernie's Wedding Poem 274 13 years ago
631 Father Ted Poem 146 13 years ago
632 My big buddy Poem 238 13 years ago
633 Smoking in bed Poem 150 13 years ago
634 Hell damnation Poem 145 13 years ago
635 Wedding gown Poem 220 13 years ago
636 He raped my mule Poem 276 13 years ago
637 Gene Barry Poem 287 13 years ago
638 Earl Poem 272 13 years ago
639 He spit in my drink Poem 390 13 years ago
640 I took a life Poem 307 13 years ago
641 Singapore Poem 354 13 years ago
642 My baby chick Poem 229 13 years ago
643 I only eat dog food Poem 197 13 years ago
644 I hate tattoos on breasts Poem 170 13 years ago
645 I am Pac-Man Poem 335 13 years ago
646 I'm a killer Poem 137 13 years ago
647 Goodbye Gary Poem 132 13 years ago
648 Let's pray for Gary Coleman Poem 206 13 years ago
649 I need God Poem 273 14 years ago
650 I mailed myself to Jessica Simpson's house Poem 436 14 years ago
651 You give loneliness a good name Poem 162 14 years ago
652 Robert Culp Poem 126 14 years ago
653 Corey Haim Poem 153 14 years ago
654 Intoxicated driving Poem 126 14 years ago
655 I killed my son Poem 236 14 years ago
656 50 to 1 odds Poem 341 14 years ago
657 I killed the Bucket woman Poem 426 14 years ago
658 I'm George Costanza Poem 332 14 years ago
659 A 2nd poem about Brittany Murphy Poem 247 14 years ago
660 Cruel twist of fate Poem 263 14 years ago
661 Large breasts Poem 1 274 14 years ago
662 Pull the trigger Poem 1 238 14 years ago
663 Nazi Bastard Poem 137 14 years ago
664 So easy a Caveman can do it IX: Half Caveman Poem 158 14 years ago
665 This poem is for teenagers Poem 123 14 years ago
666 So easy a Caveman can do it VIII: Taxi Driver Poem 1 136 14 years ago
667 So easy a Caveman can do it VII: Scientific study Poem 1 126 14 years ago
668 So easy a Caveman can do it VI Poem 142 14 years ago
669 So easy a caveman can do it V Poem 169 14 years ago
670 So easy a Caveman can do it IV Poem 1 146 14 years ago
671 That Damn Wimpy! Poem 139 14 years ago
672 Traitor! Poem 149 14 years ago
673 Boy Poem 305 14 years ago
674 Goodbye Mollie Poem 248 14 years ago
675 The loss of Bob Ross Poem 1 248 14 years ago
676 God is my best friend Poem 137 14 years ago
677 Ed McMahon Poem 1 140 14 years ago
678 King of Pop Poem 2 135 14 years ago
679 The death of David Carradine Poem 1 261 14 years ago
680 Wendy Poem 130 14 years ago
681 A little piece of Heaven Poem 1 220 14 years ago
682 Lousy lover Poem 142 15 years ago
683 World's biggest player Poem 121 15 years ago
684 The new Doctor Who Poem 210 15 years ago
685 Yard Sale Poem 220 15 years ago
686 God's promise Poem 329 15 years ago
687 The American way Poem 127 15 years ago
688 God is wise Poem 119 15 years ago
689 God is wonderful Poem 180 15 years ago
690 There's only one God Poem 1 112 15 years ago
691 No more grits! Poem 128 15 years ago
692 God wants us to be happy Poem 121 15 years ago
693 In God we trust Poem 1 125 15 years ago
694 I wish I could call God Poem 121 15 years ago
695 I wouldn't have thrown a shoe at Bush Poem 1 140 15 years ago
696 Striking another human being is wrong Poem 124 15 years ago
697 Racist on election day Poem 121 15 years ago
698 Martin Luther King Junior Poem 2 134 15 years ago
699 Brains, brains and more brains Poem 128 15 years ago
700 Leggo my Eggo Poem 159 15 years ago
701 Sanford and Son Poem 175 15 years ago
702 Pat Hingle Poem 246 15 years ago
703 Wimpy drinks Poem 155 15 years ago
704 Padded bra Poem 1 158 15 years ago
705 Christmas isn't about the gifts Poem 150 15 years ago
706 United Negro College Fund Poem 117 15 years ago
707 A train flattened my wiener Poem 143 15 years ago
708 A 2nd poem about Anthony Ainley Poem 235 15 years ago
709 Paul Benedict Poem 241 15 years ago
710 Martin Balsam Poem 245 15 years ago
711 Farewell Fred Poem 378 15 years ago
712 One giant leap for black people Poem 125 15 years ago
713 John Stratton Poem 105 15 years ago
714 Today is the day to be thankful Poem 123 15 years ago
715 Racist people are going to vote for Obama Poem 125 15 years ago
716 The only republican that made me content Poem 113 15 years ago
717 We live better under democrats Poem 131 15 years ago
718 Bernie Mac Poem 116 15 years ago
719 We're all in a sinking boat Poem 104 15 years ago
720 September 11 Poem 1 104 15 years ago
721 Democrat Poem 3 121 15 years ago
722 Jerry Reed Poem 121 15 years ago
723 Woody Poem 139 15 years ago
724 Bush has ran this country into the ground Poem 239 15 years ago
725 Hillary wants Obama to win Poem 217 15 years ago
726 This damn war Poem 265 15 years ago
727 McCain only cares about the rich Poem 236 15 years ago
728 Little red riding hood Poem 161 15 years ago
729 Wal-mart's blunder. Poem 173 15 years ago
730 I'm not a God Poem 343 15 years ago
731 Corporal Capeman Poem 210 15 years ago
732 Jesus came to my house Poem 120 15 years ago
733 Estelle Getty Poem 123 15 years ago
734 George Washington Poem 1 119 15 years ago
735 Life without my son Poem 108 15 years ago
736 Eddie Murphy messed me up Poem 1 146 15 years ago
737 God is the best! Poem 113 15 years ago
738 These damn laxatives Poem 126 15 years ago
739 Elevator shaft Poem 1 134 15 years ago
740 Cuckoo for cocoa puffs Poem 129 15 years ago
741 Lindsay Lohan sucks! Poem 124 15 years ago
742 I gave you a twenty Poem 159 15 years ago
743 Shave your damn legs! Poem 140 15 years ago
744 Ida Poem 105 15 years ago
745 Carrie Fisher Poem 1 212 15 years ago
746 Silver lining Poem 108 15 years ago
747 I had to pay with my life Poem 103 15 years ago
748 Bob Hope Poem 113 15 years ago
749 Penny and Brain Poem 139 15 years ago
750 Batgirl raped me Poem 1 259 15 years ago