|
501 |
I mailed myself to Jessica Simpson's house |
Poem |
|
433 |
14 years ago |
|
502 |
I married my sister |
Poem |
|
222 |
17 years ago |
|
503 |
I met God |
Poem |
|
102 |
16 years ago |
|
504 |
I need God |
Poem |
|
272 |
13 years ago |
|
505 |
I only eat dog food |
Poem |
|
194 |
13 years ago |
|
506 |
I owe God |
Poem |
|
165 |
13 years ago |
|
507 |
I puked on George Bush |
Poem |
|
151 |
17 years ago |
|
508 |
I robbed a liquor store |
Poem |
|
108 |
17 years ago |
|
509 |
I saved Christmas |
Poem |
|
98 |
16 years ago |
|
510 |
I shot my dog |
Poem |
|
95 |
16 years ago |
|
511 |
I shot Yogi Bear |
Poem |
|
224 |
15 years ago |
|
512 |
I should've learned french |
Poem |
|
109 |
11 years ago |
|
513 |
I slept with Daffy Duck |
Poem |
|
98 |
16 years ago |
|
514 |
I slept with my brother's wife |
Poem |
|
96 |
17 years ago |
|
515 |
I snapped |
Poem |
|
92 |
16 years ago |
|
516 |
I still watch Sesame Street |
Poem |
|
164 |
17 years ago |
|
517 |
I stuck my penis in a lamp socket |
Poem |
|
499 |
13 years ago |
|
518 |
I Sued Because I Couldn't Be A Nun |
Poem |
|
278 |
9 years ago |
|
519 |
I testified against a mother fucker |
Poem |
|
102 |
17 years ago |
|
520 |
I took a life |
Poem |
|
306 |
13 years ago |
|
521 |
I Took The Bullet |
Poem |
|
137 |
7 years ago |
|
522 |
I voted against Phil Bredesen |
Poem |
|
190 |
16 years ago |
|
523 |
I Voted Against Phil Bredesen Again |
Poem |
|
282 |
5 years ago |
|
524 |
I voted against Phil Bredesen Part 2 |
Poem |
|
101 |
16 years ago |
|
525 |
I want more caviar |
Poem |
|
226 |
16 years ago |
|
526 |
I will not give up! |
Poem |
|
236 |
12 years ago |
|
527 |
I Will Not Vote For Hillary |
Poem |
|
213 |
8 years ago |
|
528 |
I Will Only Pledge Allegiance To God |
Poem |
|
129 |
7 years ago |
|
529 |
I wish I could call God |
Poem |
|
119 |
15 years ago |
|
530 |
I wish I was a bird |
Poem |
|
97 |
16 years ago |
|
531 |
I wish I was a robot |
Poem |
|
109 |
17 years ago |
|
532 |
I Won't Congratulate You |
Poem |
|
115 |
8 years ago |
|
533 |
I Won't Watch Anymore Disney Movies |
Poem |
|
272 |
5 years ago |
|
534 |
I Wore White After Labor Day |
Poem |
|
219 |
2 years ago |
|
535 |
I wouldn't have thrown a shoe at Bush |
Poem |
|
139 |
15 years ago |
|
536 |
I Wrote The Declaration of Independence |
Poem |
|
333 |
5 years ago |
|
537 |
I'd Rather Watch Paint Dry |
Poem |
|
219 |
5 years ago |
|
538 |
I'll always protect her from you |
Poem |
|
236 |
11 years ago |
|
539 |
I'll Be Sent Straight To Hell |
Poem |
|
187 |
3 years ago |
|
540 |
I'll be there to hold your hand |
Poem |
|
197 |
16 years ago |
|
541 |
I'll break my foot off in your ass |
Poem |
|
244 |
17 years ago |
|
542 |
I'll make you pay the price |
Poem |
|
104 |
17 years ago |
|
543 |
I'll Put God First |
Poem |
|
165 |
7 years ago |
|
544 |
I'll put her on a pedestal |
Poem |
|
102 |
16 years ago |
|
545 |
I'll send you straight to Hell |
Poem |
|
134 |
16 years ago |
|
546 |
I'm a dumb dentist |
Poem |
|
114 |
17 years ago |
|
547 |
I'm a killer |
Poem |
|
134 |
13 years ago |
|
548 |
I'm a little person |
Poem |
|
103 |
17 years ago |
|
549 |
I'm A Rich Man |
Poem |
|
232 |
8 years ago |
|
550 |
I'm An Eleven Year Old Adult |
Poem |
|
143 |
8 years ago |
|
551 |
I'm at the end of my rope |
Poem |
|
106 |
16 years ago |
|
552 |
I'm being murdered |
Poem |
|
101 |
16 years ago |
|
553 |
I'm Boss Hogg |
Poem |
|
179 |
10 years ago |
|
554 |
I'm doomed to be in misery |
Poem |
|
222 |
16 years ago |
|
555 |
I'm eating crow |
Poem |
|
133 |
16 years ago |
|
556 |
I'm Eric Cartman |
Poem |
|
247 |
9 years ago |
|
557 |
I'm Eric Cartman's father |
Poem |
|
188 |
16 years ago |
|
558 |
I'm George Costanza |
Poem |
|
330 |
14 years ago |
|
559 |
I'm going to forgive |
Poem |
|
212 |
17 years ago |
|
560 |
I'm going to fuck you up |
Poem |
|
117 |
17 years ago |
|
561 |
I'm going to straighten up |
Poem |
|
128 |
16 years ago |
|
562 |
I'm going to tear your clothes off |
Poem |
|
262 |
12 years ago |
|
563 |
I'm going to tell my daddy on you |
Poem |
|
191 |
16 years ago |
|
564 |
I'm in jail because of my wife's breasts |
Poem |
|
170 |
5 years ago |
|
565 |
I'm not a God |
Poem |
|
340 |
15 years ago |
|
566 |
I'm not bigfoot! |
Poem |
|
132 |
17 years ago |
|
567 |
I'm responsible for my son's death |
Poem |
|
139 |
17 years ago |
|
568 |
I'm Rosco P. Coltrane |
Poem |
|
306 |
10 years ago |
|
569 |
I'm Spider-man |
Poem |
|
110 |
17 years ago |
|
570 |
I'm suing the doctor who delivered me |
Poem |
|
106 |
16 years ago |
|
571 |
I'm Ted Bundy's son |
Poem |
|
120 |
17 years ago |
|
572 |
I'm Thankful To Have The Lord |
Poem |
|
103 |
1 year ago |
|
573 |
I've paid for those beatings I gave you |
Poem |
|
100 |
16 years ago |
|
574 |
Ice Cold |
Poem |
|
197 |
5 years ago |
|
575 |
Ice Cube |
Poem |
|
104 |
16 years ago |
|
576 |
Ida |
Poem |
|
103 |
15 years ago |
|
577 |
If Eve hadn't ate that apple |
Poem |
|
105 |
16 years ago |
|
578 |
If everybody would adopt a pet |
Poem |
|
170 |
11 years ago |
|
579 |
If He Would've Had The Courage |
Poem |
|
218 |
3 years ago |
|
580 |
If I can't have you, nobody can |
Poem |
|
165 |
11 years ago |
|
581 |
If I Was A Celebrity |
Poem |
|
173 |
7 years ago |
|
582 |
If Jesus was here |
Poem |
|
98 |
16 years ago |
|
583 |
If More Children Went To Church |
Poem |
|
209 |
7 years ago |
|
584 |
If You Haven't Been Saved |
Poem |
|
169 |
7 years ago |
|
585 |
If You Want To Go To Heaven |
Poem |
|
58 |
11 weeks ago |
|
586 |
If you want to succeed |
Poem |
|
159 |
16 years ago |
|
587 |
Ignoring God |
Poem |
|
142 |
7 years ago |
|
588 |
Illegal alien |
Poem |
|
83 |
16 years ago |
|
589 |
In God we trust |
Poem |
|
122 |
15 years ago |
|
590 |
In Jail For The Holidays |
Poem |
|
85 |
2 years ago |
|
591 |
In love with a Rolls-Royce |
Poem |
|
211 |
17 years ago |
|
592 |
In The Face Of Danger |
Poem |
|
92 |
1 year ago |
|
593 |
Ina Mae |
Poem |
|
207 |
6 years ago |
|
594 |
Instead of adoring Santa Claus |
Poem |
|
161 |
13 years ago |
|
595 |
Intoxicated driving |
Poem |
|
125 |
14 years ago |
|
596 |
It cuts deep |
Poem |
|
199 |
16 years ago |
|
597 |
It May Not Have Been Apples |
Poem |
|
154 |
8 years ago |
|
598 |
It tore my heart out |
Poem |
|
241 |
17 years ago |
|
599 |
It was like listening to music |
Poem |
|
94 |
16 years ago |
|
600 |
It Was Like Talking To a Brick Wall |
Poem |
|
239 |
4 years ago |
|
601 |
It Won't Be Your Way Or The Highway |
Poem |
|
110 |
3 years ago |
|
602 |
It's Important To Please God and Jesus |
Poem |
|
139 |
7 years ago |
|
603 |
It's not a dress |
Poem |
|
119 |
16 years ago |
|
604 |
It's not a good thing to do |
Poem |
|
131 |
17 years ago |
|
605 |
It's not fair when a child dies |
Poem |
|
91 |
17 years ago |
|
606 |
It's not Karma, it's God |
Poem |
|
139 |
15 years ago |
|
607 |
It's too late |
Poem |
|
154 |
16 years ago |
|
608 |
Jack Schwartzman |
Poem |
|
198 |
4 years ago |
|
609 |
Jacqueline Hill |
Poem |
|
107 |
16 years ago |
|
610 |
James Brown |
Poem |
|
118 |
17 years ago |
|
611 |
Jane Webb Needs Our Prayers |
Poem |
|
176 |
7 years ago |
|
612 |
Jehovah and Jesus |
Poem |
|
114 |
8 years ago |
|
613 |
Jehovah God Is Real |
Poem |
|
134 |
8 years ago |
|
614 |
Jehovah Is My Master |
Poem |
|
127 |
8 years ago |
|
615 |
Jehovah Is Our Friend |
Poem |
|
139 |
8 years ago |
|
616 |
Jehovah Killed The Alien Invaders |
Poem |
|
142 |
8 years ago |
|
617 |
Jehovah's Love |
Poem |
|
117 |
8 years ago |
|
618 |
Jennings |
Poem |
|
116 |
17 years ago |
|
619 |
Jerry Reed |
Poem |
|
118 |
15 years ago |
|
620 |
Jerry Stiller |
Poem |
|
126 |
3 years ago |
|
621 |
Jesus |
Poem |
|
104 |
16 years ago |
|
622 |
Jesus and The Blind Man |
Poem |
|
162 |
7 years ago |
|
623 |
Jesus came to my house |
Poem |
|
119 |
15 years ago |
|
624 |
Jesus Doesn't Want Us To Retaliate |
Poem |
|
97 |
8 years ago |
|
625 |
Jesus was a family man |
Poem |
|
257 |
13 years ago |
|
626 |
Jesus was the greatest man who ever lived |
Poem |
|
99 |
16 years ago |
|
627 |
Jesus will enrich your life |
Poem |
|
206 |
16 years ago |
|
628 |
Jim |
Poem |
|
133 |
4 years ago |
|
629 |
Jim Varney |
Poem |
|
179 |
16 years ago |
|
630 |
Jimmy |
Poem |
|
198 |
17 years ago |
|
631 |
Joe |
Poem |
|
199 |
7 years ago |
|
632 |
John Brown's 52nd Birthday |
Poem |
|
172 |
1 year ago |
|
633 |
John Inman |
Poem |
|
107 |
17 years ago |
|
634 |
John Stratton |
Poem |
|
103 |
15 years ago |
|
635 |
John Wayne Brown |
Poem |
|
170 |
4 years ago |
|
636 |
John Wayne Brown - Part IV |
Poem |
|
215 |
4 years ago |
|
637 |
John Wayne Brown II |
Poem |
|
162 |
4 years ago |
|
638 |
John Wayne Brown III |
Poem |
|
151 |
4 years ago |
|
639 |
Johnny Cash |
Poem |
|
103 |
17 years ago |
|
640 |
Jonah and The Ninevites |
Poem |
|
286 |
7 years ago |
|
641 |
Kaye |
Poem |
|
104 |
17 years ago |
|
642 |
Keep them coming |
Poem |
|
94 |
16 years ago |
|
643 |
Keep your eyes on the damn road! |
Poem |
|
212 |
16 years ago |
|
644 |
Kentucky's voting day |
Poem |
|
118 |
15 years ago |
|
645 |
KFC |
Poem |
|
101 |
16 years ago |
|
646 |
Killed by steroids |
Poem |
|
219 |
17 years ago |
|
647 |
Killed over bubblegum |
Poem |
|
102 |
17 years ago |
|
648 |
Killer car |
Poem |
|
100 |
17 years ago |
|
649 |
King of Pop |
Poem |
|
134 |
14 years ago |
|
650 |
KISS concert tickets |
Poem |
|
97 |
17 years ago |
|
651 |
Kiss my ass |
Poem |
|
132 |
17 years ago |
|
652 |
Korman |
Poem |
|
141 |
15 years ago |
|
653 |
Large breasts |
Poem |
|
271 |
14 years ago |
|
654 |
Larry Fine |
Poem |
|
105 |
17 years ago |
|
655 |
Late again |
Poem |
|
105 |
16 years ago |
|
656 |
Leggo my Eggo |
Poem |
|
155 |
15 years ago |
|
657 |
Let go of your hate |
Poem |
|
121 |
16 years ago |
|
658 |
Let's Give God A Holiday |
Poem |
|
232 |
7 years ago |
|
659 |
Let's Make God Rejoice |
Poem |
|
134 |
8 years ago |
|
660 |
Let's pray for Charles Johnson |
Poem |
|
218 |
12 years ago |
|
661 |
Let's pray for Charles Johnson Part 2 |
Poem |
|
238 |
12 years ago |
|
662 |
Let's pray for Earl King |
Poem |
|
152 |
12 years ago |
|
663 |
Let's pray for Gary Coleman |
Poem |
|
203 |
13 years ago |
|
664 |
Liars! |
Poem |
|
216 |
17 years ago |
|
665 |
Life is short |
Poem |
|
208 |
16 years ago |
|
666 |
Life isn't always fair |
Poem |
|
218 |
16 years ago |
|
667 |
Life jackets |
Poem |
|
298 |
11 years ago |
|
668 |
Life without my son |
Poem |
|
106 |
15 years ago |
|
669 |
Lightning Bolt |
Poem |
|
170 |
2 years ago |
|
670 |
Lily Munster |
Poem |
|
102 |
17 years ago |
|
671 |
Lindsay Lohan sucks! |
Poem |
|
122 |
15 years ago |
|
672 |
Lisa Loring |
Poem |
|
116 |
1 year ago |
|
673 |
Lisa Marie |
Poem |
|
91 |
1 year ago |
|
674 |
Little red riding hood |
Poem |
|
159 |
15 years ago |
|
675 |
Lost |
Poem |
|
99 |
17 years ago |
|
676 |
Lousy drug dealers |
Poem |
|
160 |
17 years ago |
|
677 |
Lousy lover |
Poem |
|
139 |
14 years ago |
|
678 |
Lousy pilot |
Poem |
|
108 |
17 years ago |
|
679 |
Lousy postal service |
Poem |
|
209 |
17 years ago |
|
680 |
Lyle Waggoner |
Poem |
|
136 |
4 years ago |
|
681 |
Mail order bride |
Poem |
|
105 |
17 years ago |
|
682 |
Making love to nine wives |
Poem |
|
156 |
17 years ago |
|
683 |
Malcolm in the Middle |
Poem |
|
152 |
16 years ago |
|
684 |
Many doors are closed |
Poem |
|
101 |
17 years ago |
|
685 |
Married more times than Elizabeth Taylor |
Poem |
|
195 |
16 years ago |
|
686 |
Married with children |
Poem |
|
123 |
17 years ago |
|
687 |
Marter |
Poem |
|
110 |
17 years ago |
|
688 |
Martin Balsam |
Poem |
|
243 |
15 years ago |
|
689 |
Martin Luther King Junior |
Poem |
|
131 |
15 years ago |
|
690 |
Massive Heart Attack |
Poem |
|
151 |
2 years ago |
|
691 |
Maximum security prison |
Poem |
|
97 |
16 years ago |
|
692 |
May 28, 1990 |
Poem |
|
96 |
16 years ago |
|
693 |
May-December |
Poem |
|
111 |
17 years ago |
|
694 |
McCain only cares about the rich |
Poem |
|
232 |
15 years ago |
|
695 |
McGavin |
Poem |
|
228 |
17 years ago |
|
696 |
Melvin |
Poem |
|
328 |
12 years ago |
|
697 |
Memorial Day |
Poem |
|
110 |
8 years ago |
|
698 |
Memorial Day, 2023 |
Poem |
|
79 |
47 weeks ago |
|
699 |
Memories of the past |
Poem |
|
94 |
17 years ago |
|
700 |
Merrry Christmas, Mom - Part XI |
Poem |
|
69 |
20 weeks ago |
|
701 |
Merry Christmas, Mom |
Poem |
|
251 |
10 years ago |
|
702 |
Merry Christmas, Mom - Part 2 |
Poem |
|
263 |
8 years ago |
|
703 |
Merry Christmas, Mom - Part 3 |
Poem |
|
236 |
8 years ago |
|
704 |
Merry Christmas, Mom - Part IV |
Poem |
|
247 |
7 years ago |
|
705 |
Merry Christmas, Mom - Part IX |
Poem |
|
172 |
2 years ago |
|
706 |
Merry Christmas, Mom - Part V: The Last Christmas |
Poem |
|
252 |
6 years ago |
|
707 |
Merry Christmas, Mom - Part VI |
Poem |
|
346 |
5 years ago |
|
708 |
Merry Christmas, Mom - Part VII |
Poem |
|
205 |
4 years ago |
|
709 |
Merry Christmas, Mom - Part VIII |
Poem |
|
168 |
3 years ago |
|
710 |
Merry Christmas, Mom - Part X |
Poem |
|
130 |
1 year ago |
|
711 |
Michael The Archangel |
Poem |
|
219 |
8 years ago |
|
712 |
Minnis Downhome Pharmacy |
Poem |
|
193 |
10 years ago |
|
713 |
Minnis Downhome Pharmacy Part II |
Poem |
|
220 |
10 years ago |
|
714 |
Miraculous |
Poem |
|
113 |
16 years ago |
|
715 |
Miserable little brat |
Poem |
|
130 |
15 years ago |
|
716 |
Mississippi's Voting Day |
Poem |
|
160 |
16 years ago |
|
717 |
Mistaken identity |
Poem |
|
210 |
17 years ago |
|
718 |
Mister Rickman |
Poem |
|
125 |
8 years ago |
|
719 |
Molested by a dolphin |
Poem |
|
162 |
17 years ago |
|
720 |
Mom Thought I Would Be A Girl |
Poem |
|
172 |
7 years ago |
|
721 |
Mom's Heart |
Poem |
|
229 |
8 years ago |
|
722 |
Mom's Last Thanksgiving |
Poem |
|
187 |
7 years ago |
|
723 |
Money can't buy happiness |
Poem |
|
193 |
16 years ago |
|
724 |
Money tree |
Poem |
|
108 |
17 years ago |
|
725 |
Monster |
Poem |
|
96 |
16 years ago |
|
726 |
Morristown Hamblen Healthcare |
Poem |
|
267 |
10 years ago |
|
727 |
Morse |
Poem |
|
97 |
16 years ago |
|
728 |
Moses's Punishment |
Poem |
|
250 |
7 years ago |
|
729 |
Mosley Will Be Missed |
Poem |
|
237 |
1 year ago |
|
730 |
Motel |
Poem |
|
233 |
16 years ago |
|
731 |
Mother's Day |
Poem |
|
204 |
4 years ago |
|
732 |
Mother's Day 2022 |
Poem |
|
209 |
1 year ago |
|
733 |
Mother's Day, 2023 |
Poem |
|
125 |
49 weeks ago |
|
734 |
Mount Rushmore |
Poem |
|
94 |
16 years ago |
|
735 |
Murdered for eating a popsicle |
Poem |
|
407 |
12 years ago |
|
736 |
Murdered On Halloween |
Poem |
|
72 |
1 year ago |
|
737 |
Murdering Doctor |
Poem |
|
109 |
1 year ago |
|
738 |
My baby chick |
Poem |
|
227 |
13 years ago |
|
739 |
My Baby Doll |
Poem |
|
127 |
3 years ago |
|
740 |
My Baby Doll - Part II |
Poem |
|
183 |
3 years ago |
|
741 |
My Baby Doll - Part III |
Poem |
|
151 |
3 years ago |
|
742 |
My Baby Doll - Part IV |
Poem |
|
171 |
2 years ago |
|
743 |
My Baby Doll - Part V |
Poem |
|
70 |
2 years ago |
|
744 |
My Baby Doll - Part VI |
Poem |
|
183 |
1 year ago |
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745 |
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Poem |
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87 |
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746 |
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Poem |
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234 |
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747 |
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Poem |
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197 |
16 years ago |
|
748 |
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Poem |
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144 |
4 years ago |
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749 |
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Poem |
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109 |
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750 |
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208 |
5 years ago |
