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पत्नी

 

**   पत्नी **

 

आज की पत्नी बड़ी प्यारी है

हुस्न की तारीफ पर हमारी है

पति के बैलेंस पर कहर जारी है

इनके नखरों से पति बना जुआरी है

कानून के आगे ससुराल इनसे हारी है

तभी तो इनकी मनमानी जारी है

खर्चों से इनके पति भिखारी है

घर को नचाने वाली ये मदारी हैं

इमोशनल अत्याचार इनका सब पर भारी है

जो पत्नी को कंट्रोल नहीं किया उसकी मति मारी है

फिर भी ये प्राणों से भी प्यारी हैं

इसके बाद भी शादी के लिए मारामारी है

एक से बढ़कर एक पत्नी की खोज जारी है

इनके फैशन से बुढ्ढों में भी कम्पन जारी है

तेवर इनके ऐसे जैसे राजकुमारी हैं

आज की यह आधुनिक नारी हैं

यह सब देख कर ही हम बल ब्रम्हचारी हैं

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All and nothing

 

 

 

 

all these poems

from the start

all about pain

and a broken heart

all through time

incessant tones

nothing changes

just secs and moans.

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Diarrhea

Today I woke with such fright, ran to the loo with all my might.
Threw down my PJ's then did perch, upon this seat made of birch.
Then there arose such a clatter, as my ass did give a splatter..

Without a push or shove or strain, out from my buttocks came such pain.
Hells fire is escaping from my booty, and by George its smelling fruity.
Oh dear god its in a hurry, I should of skipped that bloody curry.
I'm crying now the tears do come, that's it I cry I've lost my bum.
I'll need a surgeon to repair, the damage to my derrière.

I give a push and with a shiver, I think I've given birth to my liver.
I need a ice pack, I need it stat and now I've gone and scarred the cat.
It hisses, growls and then it vomits, thanks to my fur ball for being honest.

So now I'm stuck upon this throne as my tummy gives a moan.
I may be here for some while, so I shall read what's on these vial's.
It happens to the best this is true, so for now I'll say good day to you.
Pray for me...........

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food is good, food is great

food is good.

it texts back.

i’ll always choose food.

even if it makes me fat.


food is great.

it will never leave.

food will ask you on a date.

it helps you while you grieve.


food will buy you flowers.

it is my entire life.

food will give you all its hours.

it will ask you to be its wife.


food will always be there.

it helps your tummy aches.

food will never laugh and stare.

it will never act fake.


food is good,

 

food is great.


Author's Notes/Comments: 

This is a funny poem, and in no way am I a poet. It was written in a class period when I had nothing else to do. Don't take it too seriously.Tongue Out

Floor

I am there when you need me

I am there even when you dont see me

 

I am quiet when you are not around

when your home I dont make a sound

 

You walk over me and you drop things

I think its funny, when the dog sings

 

I am always early and never late

I was here, on your first date

 

I am here when you are sad and blue

If you fall, I will catch you

 

Sincerely 

Floor 

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