|
751 |
So easy a Caveman can do it IX: Half Caveman |
Poem |
|
158 |
14 years ago |
|
752 |
You spat in my face |
Poem |
|
158 |
12 years ago |
|
753 |
Padded bra |
Poem |
|
158 |
15 years ago |
|
754 |
Happy Birthday, Talia |
Poem |
|
159 |
4 years ago |
|
755 |
I gave you a twenty |
Poem |
|
159 |
15 years ago |
|
756 |
Leggo my Eggo |
Poem |
|
159 |
15 years ago |
|
757 |
Records are making a comeback |
Poem |
|
159 |
16 years ago |
|
758 |
Goodbye Erin Moran |
Poem |
|
159 |
7 years ago |
|
759 |
Sucking that cow's teats |
Poem |
|
159 |
16 years ago |
|
760 |
Castlevania II: Simon's Quest |
Poem |
|
159 |
4 years ago |
|
761 |
Eight feet tall man |
Poem |
|
159 |
11 years ago |
|
762 |
Scarecrow |
Poem |
|
160 |
12 years ago |
|
763 |
Your Wife Is Carrying My Baby |
Poem |
|
160 |
5 years ago |
|
764 |
Stuck together |
Poem |
|
160 |
16 years ago |
|
765 |
Final Days |
Poem |
|
160 |
1 year ago |
|
766 |
I Hate The New Doctor Who |
Poem |
|
160 |
6 years ago |
|
767 |
If you want to succeed |
Poem |
|
160 |
16 years ago |
|
768 |
The Flaming Sword |
Poem |
|
160 |
8 years ago |
|
769 |
Ebenezer Scrooge |
Poem |
|
161 |
12 years ago |
|
770 |
The Late Jon Pertwee |
Poem |
|
161 |
2 years ago |
|
771 |
Little red riding hood |
Poem |
|
161 |
15 years ago |
|
772 |
Nicholas Courtney |
Poem |
|
161 |
13 years ago |
|
773 |
You give loneliness a good name |
Poem |
|
162 |
14 years ago |
|
774 |
Lousy drug dealers |
Poem |
|
162 |
17 years ago |
|
775 |
Are You Prepared? |
Poem |
|
162 |
8 years ago |
|
776 |
Mississippi's Voting Day |
Poem |
|
162 |
16 years ago |
|
777 |
Not Drinking And Driving |
Poem |
|
162 |
8 years ago |
|
778 |
The Horrible Duel |
Poem |
|
163 |
2 years ago |
|
779 |
Gifts From God |
Poem |
|
163 |
7 years ago |
|
780 |
Jesus and The Blind Man |
Poem |
|
163 |
7 years ago |
|
781 |
John Wayne Brown II |
Poem |
|
163 |
4 years ago |
|
782 |
Molested by a dolphin |
Poem |
|
163 |
17 years ago |
|
783 |
How Do You Spell Benevolent Master? |
Poem |
|
163 |
8 years ago |
|
784 |
The birds and the bees |
Poem |
|
163 |
12 years ago |
|
785 |
Sniffing glue |
Poem |
|
164 |
11 years ago |
|
786 |
Frozen tongue |
Poem |
|
165 |
15 years ago |
|
787 |
Sage Stallone |
Poem |
|
165 |
11 years ago |
|
788 |
I still watch Sesame Street |
Poem |
|
166 |
17 years ago |
|
789 |
Black Friday |
Poem |
|
166 |
6 years ago |
|
790 |
Help your fellow man |
Poem |
|
166 |
13 years ago |
|
791 |
If I can't have you, nobody can |
Poem |
|
166 |
11 years ago |
|
792 |
I'll Put God First |
Poem |
|
166 |
7 years ago |
|
793 |
Six days |
Poem |
|
166 |
16 years ago |
|
794 |
The Late Christopher Mayer |
Poem |
|
166 |
2 years ago |
|
795 |
The Death of Chad Sheets |
Poem |
|
167 |
5 years ago |
|
796 |
Horse's patoot |
Poem |
|
167 |
12 years ago |
|
797 |
Breadwinner |
Poem |
|
167 |
4 years ago |
|
798 |
Farewell Jane |
Poem |
|
168 |
7 years ago |
|
799 |
I owe God |
Poem |
|
168 |
13 years ago |
|
800 |
Instead of adoring Santa Claus |
Poem |
|
168 |
13 years ago |
|
801 |
You'd better return those pets |
Poem |
|
168 |
11 years ago |
|
802 |
Happy 49th Birthday |
Poem |
|
168 |
4 years ago |
|
803 |
Turn Away From Sin And Turn To Jehovah |
Poem |
|
168 |
8 years ago |
|
804 |
Forced To Go AWOL |
Poem |
|
169 |
3 years ago |
|
805 |
So easy a caveman can do it V |
Poem |
|
169 |
14 years ago |
|
806 |
The Late Anna Karen |
Poem |
|
169 |
2 years ago |
|
807 |
Curse of The Werewolf |
Poem |
|
169 |
7 years ago |
|
808 |
What Jesus Has Always Wanted |
Poem |
|
169 |
8 years ago |
|
809 |
I hate tattoos on breasts |
Poem |
|
170 |
13 years ago |
|
810 |
Batman |
Poem |
|
170 |
16 years ago |
|
811 |
A 2nd Poem About Joe Webb |
Poem |
|
171 |
7 years ago |
|
812 |
If You Haven't Been Saved |
Poem |
|
171 |
7 years ago |
|
813 |
John Wayne Brown |
Poem |
|
171 |
4 years ago |
|
814 |
Merry Christmas, Mom - Part VIII |
Poem |
|
171 |
3 years ago |
|
815 |
Great Granddad |
Poem |
|
171 |
16 years ago |
|
816 |
If everybody would adopt a pet |
Poem |
|
171 |
11 years ago |
|
817 |
Bill Maynard |
Poem |
|
172 |
5 years ago |
|
818 |
I'm in jail because of my wife's breasts |
Poem |
|
172 |
5 years ago |
|
819 |
Lightning Bolt |
Poem |
|
172 |
3 years ago |
|
820 |
PMS |
Poem |
|
172 |
13 years ago |
|
821 |
Red II |
Poem |
|
172 |
4 years ago |
|
822 |
Stuck Up Twit |
Poem |
|
173 |
5 years ago |
|
823 |
If I Was A Celebrity |
Poem |
|
173 |
7 years ago |
|
824 |
My Baby Doll - Part IV |
Poem |
|
173 |
2 years ago |
|
825 |
How Do You Spell Wonderful Human Being? |
Poem |
|
173 |
8 years ago |
|
826 |
Mom Thought I Would Be A Girl |
Poem |
|
173 |
7 years ago |
|
827 |
Count Dracula |
Poem |
|
173 |
6 years ago |
|
828 |
Wal-mart's blunder. |
Poem |
|
173 |
15 years ago |
|
829 |
Cowardly Terrorists |
Poem |
|
173 |
2 years ago |
|
830 |
The Loss of Lena |
Poem |
|
174 |
3 years ago |
|
831 |
CIA |
Poem |
|
174 |
16 years ago |
|
832 |
John Brown's 52nd Birthday |
Poem |
|
174 |
1 year ago |
|
833 |
I committed hit and run |
Poem |
|
174 |
12 years ago |
|
834 |
The Loss of Adam West |
Poem |
|
174 |
6 years ago |
|
835 |
Racist |
Poem |
|
174 |
17 years ago |
|
836 |
Turn Enemies Into Friends |
Poem |
|
175 |
7 years ago |
|
837 |
Sanford and Son |
Poem |
|
175 |
15 years ago |
|
838 |
Merry Christmas, Mom - Part IX |
Poem |
|
175 |
2 years ago |
|
839 |
You're not fit to wear that badge |
Poem |
|
176 |
16 years ago |
|
840 |
Full house |
Poem |
|
176 |
16 years ago |
|
841 |
44 magnum |
Poem |
|
176 |
16 years ago |
|
842 |
Punished By God |
Poem |
|
177 |
1 year ago |
|
843 |
Jane Webb Needs Our Prayers |
Poem |
|
178 |
7 years ago |
|
844 |
The Loss Of Swift |
Poem |
|
179 |
4 years ago |
|
845 |
Death Of a Relative |
Poem |
|
180 |
4 years ago |
|
846 |
I'm Boss Hogg |
Poem |
|
180 |
10 years ago |
|
847 |
Beavis and Butt-Head: The Poem |
Poem |
|
180 |
3 years ago |
|
848 |
God is wonderful |
Poem |
|
180 |
15 years ago |
|
849 |
Undeserved Kindness |
Poem |
|
181 |
7 years ago |
|
850 |
He Said No To Fellatio |
Poem |
|
181 |
8 years ago |
|
851 |
Trevor Bannister |
Poem |
|
181 |
11 years ago |
|
852 |
The Tenth Anniversary Of Andy Griffith's Death |
Poem |
|
181 |
1 year ago |
|
853 |
Why I Convinced My Daughter To Sue |
Poem |
|
181 |
4 years ago |
|
854 |
Throwing Away Bibles |
Poem |
|
181 |
7 years ago |
|
855 |
Rest In Peace, Mom - Part VI |
Poem |
|
181 |
1 year ago |
|
856 |
Prerequisite: Murder |
Poem |
|
181 |
11 years ago |
|
857 |
Jim Varney |
Poem |
|
182 |
17 years ago |
|
858 |
Suicide in Wal-mart |
Poem |
|
182 |
13 years ago |
|
859 |
Filicide |
Poem |
|
182 |
12 years ago |
|
860 |
Streets of Gold |
Poem |
|
182 |
13 years ago |
|
861 |
Daniel Boone |
Poem |
|
182 |
11 years ago |
|
862 |
Vaughn |
Poem |
|
182 |
7 years ago |
|
863 |
Tragedy On The 4th Of July |
Poem |
|
183 |
1 year ago |
|
864 |
Rest In Peace, Mom - Part V |
Poem |
|
183 |
3 years ago |
|
865 |
Cat the Bounty Hunter |
Poem |
|
183 |
17 years ago |
|
866 |
Neglectful father |
Poem |
|
183 |
16 years ago |
|
867 |
Remember Jesus |
Poem |
|
183 |
7 years ago |
|
868 |
Electrocuted by a power line |
Poem |
|
183 |
17 years ago |
|
869 |
Goodbye Albert |
Poem |
|
184 |
12 years ago |
|
870 |
I kissed another girl |
Poem |
|
184 |
16 years ago |
|
871 |
My Baby Doll - Part II |
Poem |
|
185 |
3 years ago |
|
872 |
An Entire Nation Still Mourns |
Poem |
|
185 |
4 years ago |
|
873 |
Black Friday At The Hospital |
Poem |
|
185 |
5 years ago |
|
874 |
The Ninth Mother's Day |
Poem |
|
185 |
3 years ago |
|
875 |
I kicked Bill Clinton's ass |
Poem |
|
185 |
13 years ago |
|
876 |
From Sinner To Saint |
Poem |
|
186 |
8 years ago |
|
877 |
Smoke Free - Part V |
Poem |
|
186 |
4 years ago |
|
878 |
The Wright Brothers curse |
Poem |
|
186 |
13 years ago |
|
879 |
Hog Jowls and Black-Eyed Peas |
Poem |
|
186 |
4 years ago |
|
880 |
The Rejected Baby |
Poem |
|
186 |
5 years ago |
|
881 |
My Baby Doll - Part VI |
Poem |
|
186 |
1 year ago |
|
882 |
Elvis Presley: The Same Amount of Time |
Poem |
|
186 |
4 years ago |
|
883 |
Alex Karras |
Poem |
|
186 |
11 years ago |
|
884 |
Mom's Last Thanksgiving |
Poem |
|
187 |
7 years ago |
|
885 |
Solomon's Sin |
Poem |
|
187 |
7 years ago |
|
886 |
PRAISE THE LORD! |
Poem |
|
187 |
5 years ago |
|
887 |
I'll Be Sent Straight To Hell |
Poem |
|
188 |
3 years ago |
|
888 |
Erin Moran and Stephanie Weir kicked my ass |
Poem |
|
189 |
17 years ago |
|
889 |
Spring Equinox |
Poem |
|
189 |
2 years ago |
|
890 |
Suzuki RM 250 |
Poem |
|
189 |
17 years ago |
|
891 |
Angela Lansbury |
Poem |
|
189 |
1 year ago |
|
892 |
I committed murder |
Poem |
|
189 |
17 years ago |
|
893 |
The big 4-O |
Poem |
|
189 |
12 years ago |
|
894 |
Happy Birthday, Mom - Part VII |
Poem |
|
190 |
4 years ago |
|
895 |
Debbie and Eddie |
Poem |
|
190 |
10 years ago |
|
896 |
Robert Goulet |
Poem |
|
190 |
16 years ago |
|
897 |
God helps those who help themselves |
Poem |
|
190 |
10 years ago |
|
898 |
Smoke Free - Part III |
Poem |
|
190 |
4 years ago |
|
899 |
Prince |
Poem |
|
191 |
12 years ago |
|
900 |
My son's suicide |
Poem |
|
191 |
13 years ago |
|
901 |
Pharmacy Shootings |
Poem |
|
191 |
5 years ago |
|
902 |
I voted against Phil Bredesen |
Poem |
|
191 |
16 years ago |
|
903 |
Tim McCravey, U.S.M.C. |
Poem |
|
192 |
10 years ago |
|
904 |
Eternity in Hell |
Poem |
|
192 |
12 years ago |
|
905 |
Friday the 13th |
Poem |
|
192 |
12 years ago |
|
906 |
I'm going to tell my daddy on you |
Poem |
|
192 |
16 years ago |
|
907 |
I'm Eric Cartman's father |
Poem |
|
192 |
16 years ago |
|
908 |
Perkins |
Poem |
|
193 |
17 years ago |
|
909 |
Rebecca Schaeffer |
Poem |
|
193 |
4 years ago |
|
910 |
Always wear a helmet |
Poem |
|
194 |
16 years ago |
|
911 |
Money can't buy happiness |
Poem |
|
194 |
16 years ago |
|
912 |
His final breath |
Poem |
|
194 |
16 years ago |
|
913 |
Stupid Guard Dog |
Poem |
|
194 |
13 years ago |
|
914 |
Dad Ceased To Be Alive |
Poem |
|
195 |
5 years ago |
|
915 |
George Lindsey |
Poem |
|
195 |
12 years ago |
|
916 |
Prohibition In The USA |
Poem |
|
195 |
4 years ago |
|
917 |
One of The Greatest Dogs On The Planet |
Poem |
|
196 |
4 years ago |
|
918 |
Death sentence |
Poem |
|
196 |
17 years ago |
|
919 |
Deadly Aneurysm |
Poem |
|
197 |
4 years ago |
|
920 |
I only eat dog food |
Poem |
|
197 |
13 years ago |
|
921 |
Minnis Downhome Pharmacy |
Poem |
|
197 |
10 years ago |
|
922 |
PBS kicked my ass |
Poem |
|
197 |
16 years ago |
|
923 |
Veterans of the USA |
Poem |
|
198 |
5 years ago |
|
924 |
You're a dirty rat |
Poem |
|
198 |
17 years ago |
|
925 |
The Late Ted Cassidy |
Poem |
|
198 |
4 years ago |
|
926 |
Sixty-five |
Poem |
|
198 |
11 years ago |
|
927 |
Permanently on Santa's Naughty List |
Poem |
|
198 |
5 years ago |
|
928 |
Those darn beans |
Poem |
|
198 |
17 years ago |
|
929 |
I'll be there to hold your hand |
Poem |
|
198 |
16 years ago |
|
930 |
So easy a caveman can do it Part 3 |
Poem |
|
198 |
16 years ago |
|
931 |
Married more times than Elizabeth Taylor |
Poem |
|
198 |
16 years ago |
|
932 |
Pink Rabbit |
Poem |
|
198 |
6 years ago |
|
933 |
Ice Cold |
Poem |
|
198 |
5 years ago |
|
934 |
Don't Text and Drive |
Poem |
|
199 |
9 years ago |
|
935 |
Day of thanks |
Poem |
|
199 |
13 years ago |
|
936 |
The Worship of Animals, Plants & Other Things |
Poem |
|
199 |
7 years ago |
|
937 |
Rest in peace, Mom |
Poem |
|
199 |
11 years ago |
|
938 |
Fragile |
Poem |
|
199 |
16 years ago |
|
939 |
You're living in paradise |
Poem |
|
199 |
17 years ago |
|
940 |
Smoke Free - Part IV |
Poem |
|
199 |
4 years ago |
|
941 |
My father |
Poem |
|
200 |
17 years ago |
|
942 |
I killed a teenage boy |
Poem |
|
200 |
17 years ago |
|
943 |
My cat |
Poem |
|
200 |
17 years ago |
|
944 |
My guilt |
Poem |
|
200 |
16 years ago |
|
945 |
Jimmy |
Poem |
|
200 |
17 years ago |
|
946 |
Jack Schwartzman |
Poem |
|
200 |
4 years ago |
|
947 |
The new President |
Poem |
|
200 |
11 years ago |
|
948 |
The little boy's cat |
Poem |
|
201 |
16 years ago |
|
949 |
40 days and 40 nights |
Poem |
|
201 |
16 years ago |
|
950 |
Return or Burn |
Poem |
|
201 |
5 years ago |
|
951 |
I loathed that Saint Bernard |
Poem |
|
201 |
17 years ago |
|
952 |
Joe |
Poem |
|
201 |
7 years ago |
|
953 |
It cuts deep |
Poem |
|
202 |
16 years ago |
|
954 |
Go straight to Hell |
Poem |
|
202 |
16 years ago |
|
955 |
April fools' |
Poem |
|
202 |
17 years ago |
|
956 |
Perverts |
Poem |
|
203 |
16 years ago |
|
957 |
Black rights |
Poem |
|
203 |
16 years ago |
|
958 |
The Red Dots On His Face |
Poem |
|
203 |
4 years ago |
|
959 |
Father and son |
Poem |
|
203 |
17 years ago |
|
960 |
Revenge of the Zombie |
Poem |
|
204 |
17 years ago |
|
961 |
I like black people |
Poem |
|
204 |
16 years ago |
|
962 |
Frog |
Poem |
|
204 |
16 years ago |
|
963 |
Cat |
Poem |
|
204 |
13 years ago |
|
964 |
Buying cigarettes for a minor |
Poem |
|
205 |
12 years ago |
|
965 |
Nobody Will Pay The Kidnapper |
Poem |
|
205 |
5 years ago |
|
966 |
Thunder and lightning |
Poem |
|
205 |
16 years ago |
|
967 |
Driving over a cliff |
Poem |
|
205 |
16 years ago |
|
968 |
Rich snob |
Poem |
|
205 |
12 years ago |
|
969 |
Go take a hike |
Poem |
|
205 |
17 years ago |
|
970 |
Mother's Day |
Poem |
|
205 |
5 years ago |
|
971 |
The leaves are falling from the trees |
Poem |
|
206 |
16 years ago |
|
972 |
Death Is Only Temporary |
Poem |
|
206 |
8 years ago |
|
973 |
You're Not A Christian |
Poem |
|
206 |
2 years ago |
|
974 |
Pink Hair |
Poem |
|
206 |
2 years ago |
|
975 |
Let's pray for Gary Coleman |
Poem |
|
206 |
13 years ago |
|
976 |
Things To Be Thankful For |
Poem |
|
206 |
6 years ago |
|
977 |
Merry Christmas, Mom - Part VII |
Poem |
|
206 |
4 years ago |
|
978 |
Ina Mae |
Poem |
|
207 |
6 years ago |
|
979 |
2007 comes to an end |
Poem |
|
207 |
16 years ago |
|
980 |
A Christmas Miracle |
Poem |
|
207 |
12 years ago |
|
981 |
God Can Give Peace Of Mind |
Poem |
|
207 |
8 years ago |
|
982 |
Dad's 74th Birthday |
Poem |
|
207 |
2 years ago |
|
983 |
Worship God |
Poem |
|
208 |
16 years ago |
|
984 |
The Importance of Saying Grace |
Poem |
|
208 |
7 years ago |
|
985 |
Jesus will enrich your life |
Poem |
|
208 |
16 years ago |
|
986 |
Bumble Bee |
Poem |
|
208 |
16 years ago |
|
987 |
Turned away |
Poem |
|
208 |
16 years ago |
|
988 |
1978 |
Poem |
|
208 |
5 years ago |
|
989 |
Rape is wrong |
Poem |
|
208 |
16 years ago |
|
990 |
George |
Poem |
|
209 |
16 years ago |
|
991 |
Happy Birthday, Mom - Part VIII |
Poem |
|
209 |
3 years ago |
|
992 |
The Horrible Accident |
Poem |
|
209 |
1 year ago |
|
993 |
God Is Cracking Down |
Poem |
|
209 |
5 years ago |
|
994 |
Over the Moon |
Poem |
|
209 |
10 years ago |
|
995 |
Life is short |
Poem |
|
209 |
16 years ago |
|
996 |
You touched me down there |
Poem |
|
209 |
17 years ago |
|
997 |
The new Doctor Who |
Poem |
|
210 |
15 years ago |
|
998 |
Lousy postal service |
Poem |
|
210 |
17 years ago |
|
999 |
You hit the sauce and the floor |
Poem |
|
210 |
17 years ago |
|
1000 |
Freak |
Poem |
|
210 |
17 years ago |
