No Soup For You!

People loved my soup but they hated me.

Everybody referred to me as the Soup Nazi.

I was strict with people and they feared me because I'm scary.

I scream my head off, that's why I've never been able to marry.

Everybody knew something that was certainly true.

When people pissed me off, I yelled "No soup for you!"

I refused to sell soup to a woman for kissing her boyfriend while standing in line.

My rules were going to be obeyed, I don't care that enforcing them was unkind.

I refused to sell soup to a bald man because he wanted free bread.

When a woman found my recipes in my armoire, I wanted to be dead.

Just because I treated her like dirt, she published them and put me out of business.

I had to close my restaurant and return to Argentina, my life truly is a mess.

I demanded discipline, breaking my rules was what I didn't allow.

I will one day return to America and slaughter Elaine like a cow!

Author's Notes/Comments: 

This poem was inspired by a Seinfeld episode.

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The Nazi Within



Have you ever met 

The Nazi within you?

It lives in us all,

It carries his big book,

Of right and wrong,

Singing the words,

Condemnation is its song.



And a cute little mustache,

All trimmed and so neat,

I accept that it's there,

But I don't kiss its feet.


It has not a gender

Or place to be put,

It just lays in the pit of us all,

Like soot.


Like a pile of ashes,

N'er to be reborn,

Its in love with itself,

And enjoys only scorn.


It doesn' t smell sweet.




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angels don't play this HAARP

current affairs

Angels don’t play this HAARP

Angels play Harps and Lyres
Abject beauty to inspire
But theres a HAARP: Nazi
Not made from music wire

Angels don’t play HAARP
Have not done from the start
HAARP is in Alaska, Reading
Designed to effect your heart

Soul too, to suppress the truth
Disconnect from the divine
Negative frequencies disturb you
Remove a life so sublime

That’s not to say your happy
Angels don’t play HAARPS sadly
But life can be amazing
Better than the life your leading

HAARP on almost daily
Reading, main one in Alaska
Not forgetting one in Norway
All because our leaders don’t care

Restriction, any way they can
Prescription drugs, poison food
Another way to restrict; religion
Designed to make a puppet of you

No strings in this HAARP too
Just a mass of wire, electric
Ionospheric heater too
Can even manufacture earthquakes

Like Hadron Collider will break
Divine don’t trust any machine
Illuminate and the dark makes
By definition distinctly nazi

Author's Notes/Comments: 

please google LHC and HAARP for more info

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