Looks like I'm finally ending my rut.
In five seconds I'll probably nut.
I pulled out on a whim.
Stuck it back in.
Then she sceamed, "hey, that's my butt!"
There once was a captain named Ben
There once was a man with a beard
Once I had a cat named Tim
He liked to go with me to the gym
Went under a bar
Which fell to far
And now he only has on limb
by Jeph Johnson
Azul was a poet too
Who wondered 'bout F-A-Q's
Whether Lim'ricks were kosher
On the newsgroup's as a poster
We told Azul there were not any rules!