Empty No-Calorie No-Fat Cookies

If I had to conjure up what one type of heaven would be

it would be a world of bountiful empty no-calorie no-fat cookies.

Chocolate chip, double chocolate, peanut butter, vanilla, oreos, mint, and all the like.

If I had that type of heaven before me I'd be one voracious cookie eating monster.

There could even be a buffet of various cookie delicacies to choose from.

It's all you can eat!

And wouldn't that be heaven?

Not having to worry about gaining weight, ending up hyperglycemic, accumulating transfatty acids or saturated fat, or even diabetes!!!

Wouldn't it be wonderful to indulge yourself with sweet, textured, mouth-watering, crunchy, smooth, moist, soft, appetizing, crumby, silky, scumptious, chewy, satiating, various treats with glasses of milk beside you whenever you wanted, without having to worry about the consequences?

If I lived in that heaven I'd be in cookie paradise!

Author's Notes/Comments: 

Cookies, yum yum!  I wish that heaven existed though...

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Sharon Wunsch's picture

This reminds me of my mother. Every Holiday season she baked about 30 different kinds of cookies. She totally obsessed. You would have loved it.

Ruth Lovejoy's picture

I love to cook everything from scratch and love to bake. My poor friend Sue is diabetic too so so much she can't have not that she doesn't cheat but hey, life goes on. My favorite cookies are a dark choc mint.. Yeah I can and I'm sure many can relate to your piece..

yellowspecks's picture

from your lips to god's ear lol
excellent peice. Rae