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Together alone in the beach

two clams started to preach

to the choir a clam's everyday activities

in the sandy shore and garbage flies

upon hearing these words threw curses

at these two garrulous annoyances.

"SHUT UPPA WILL YA"

"WILLA YOU-A KNOCK IT OFF-A"

The Italian flies were so irked

they incessantly quivered

at the noise of these shelled creatures

that they instantly dropped flat dead like theatre

performances with dramatic overtones.

The black reaper brown eyed crows

stood by watching the whole ordeal

and laughed and laughed like oatmeal

stood out too long to be cold

and unscrumptious, whole

wheat, tasteless appetizers.

The clams held up sword lasers

like in Star Wars and fought to the death

with the crows who owed them a huge credit.

The crows bloodied and injured

ran away to become demure

bums on the sidewalk begging for change.

All of a sudden being a bum become all the rage

throughout the world and soon the clams joined the crows and lived unhappily ever after.