Unicorns

WMD By jfarrell Dressed in my fred flinstone trunks, Riding my silver surfer surf board; I crest the wave of fire, I crash into the wave of ice And howl in fury. That bloody unicorn’s got my bag of weed! I crash up against a barrier and feel myself enve

WMD

By jfarrell

 

Dressed in my fred flinstone trunks,

Riding my silver surfer surf board;

I crest the wave of fire,

I crash into the wave of ice

And howl in fury.

 

That bloody unicorn’s got my bag of weed!

I crash up against a barrier and feel myself enveloped,

Spider’s web spinning about me

Faster and faster…..

 

Damn…. this is a nifty looking space suit….

How does it work?

Of course!

Control panel on left arm (it’s in all the films).

 

WHOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH…….

That unicorn ain’t getting away with my weed!

I rise over my black, silvery ocean of flu

And look around…

 

THERE!

At the epicentre….

There’s my bag of weed…

BOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!

 

As I explode into a half dozen quick sneezes,

Which brings me to 2-3 minutes of coughing my lungs out…

I find the coffee I’m looking for and reach for it.

I can barely register the supermarket about me, my very empty basket.

 

A virus is at work in my body;

Recreating it’s nastiness and passing it on with my every breath;

But I still gotta do the shopping;

Haven’t eaten in 3 days.

 

 

Author's Notes/Comments: 

have you seen my unicorn? little fellow, black feathers, one shine horn..... and stolen bag of weed.... reward offered

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Magical Unicorns

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Unicorns

Magical Unicorns,
Prancing through the sky.
Who knows how
these beauties
get around.

Maybe they walk on rainbows,
up in the sky.
Maybe they just fly,
without any help,
just on their own!

Maybe they use the clouds,
jumping from one to the other,
causing the clouds,
to take the shape they do.
They might be cloud shapers.

Maybe they jump from star to star,
and since we can't see the stars in the day,
to us,
these magical beauties
seem to be flying.

However these Magical Unicorns
get around,
all I know is that
I want to be one,
and be beautiful.

A beautiful unicorn,
that everyone adores,
who can fly through the sky,
and be totally free.

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