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Lisa Ann Teaches DaddyO the Difference Between a Prostitute and a Porn Star

My sentence by sentence dialogue with "porn star" Lisa Ann's YouTube rant on the difference between porn stars and prostitutes...

 

Lisa Ann: So if you don't know who I am, I don't know where you've been, but I'm Lisa Ann!

 

DaddyO: Hello Lisa Ann, I am DaddyO and I have been busy defending the rights of women to make money any way they choose without being shamed by self-righteous jerks and society in general.. My passion spans the vast limits of personal civil liberties (from saintly porn star all the way down to vile prostitute!)

 

Lisa Ann: And I've been allowed to rant about a topic. It's very... This topic is like a daily paper cut to my eye.

 

DaddyO: That must hurt. It is also a good excuse to use later when you realize you don't see things very clearly.

 

Lisa Ann: Because I have to read things on Twitter and on social media that annoy me.

 

DaddyO: And I have to see and hear things on YouTube and Webcams.com that equally annoy me too!

 

Lisa Ann: So I am going to straighten this out for you right now. This is a conversation we're having - I'm talking to you. You're listening... Focus!

 

DaddyO: Actually you've just described a lecture, not a conversation.

 

Lisa Ann: The difference between a hooker, a prostitute, an escort, a lady friend...whatever the fuck you people want to call 'em... and a porn star - let's go here first.

 

DaddyO: Okay, the difference between the two is...?

 

Lisa Ann: Lady friend. Hooker.

 

DaddyO: Yeah you already said that, we get the point. There are other names too: Whore, harlot, provider, call girl, working girl, moll, courtesan, hustler; ho, tart. Now let's move on. What's the difference?

 

Lisa Ann: Most places: not legal! I think the only place it's legal is at some sort of a weird ranch where you've got to be exposed to tons of stuff that could cause a staph infection.

 

DaddyO: Yep, the legality is one big difference. Actually legalizing prostitution and requiring STI testing (like those "weird ranches" do) would help prevent infections.

 

Lisa Ann: So that's your choice there; unless you want to be a lady of the night; just be meeting dudes randomly and doing privates...escorting...not legal!

 

DaddyO: So your point is...? Prostitutes often work at night. Due to its intimate nature, encounters quite often are private. It is known by the term "escorting" and it is unfortunately not legal in most places.

 

Lisa Ann: Not the makings of a porn star.

 

DaddyO: I don't know, I would guess porn stars often shoot in the evening and on a private set. And, like prostitution, filming porn is also illegal in most places.

 

Lisa Ann: You know what a porn star does?

 

DaddyO: Yes, but since you actually are a porn star, please enlighten me to the details.

 

Lisa Ann: A porn star creates a product for the masses to enjoy.

 

DaddyO: And so does a prostitute! In fact the enjoyment of her "product" is overwhelmingly considered more fun than the product you produce. Very few people would want to just watch when they can participate. 

 

Lisa Ann: Not just for the masses to enjoy but for companies to profit from.

 

DaddyO: And that's supposed to be a good thing?

 

Lisa Ann: Yes the porn star profits but what she can bring on a level of profit to larger companies is incredible.

 

DaddyO: So what you're saying is that the porn company is a lot like your rich pimp, and he allows you to recoup some of the huge amount of money that he has profited due to your efforts?

 

Lisa Ann: For myself I still feature dance three weekends a month.

 

DaddyO: Oops, maybe not. You still have to work three weekends a month.

 

Lisa Ann: I could be a prostitute and I'm gonna let y'all know something, I could make way more fucking money being a prostitute than feature dancing...

 

DaddyO: Wow! Why don't you do it then?

 

Lisa Ann: ...and it would be a lot less work,

 

DaddyO: Wow! Why don't you do it then?

 

Lisa Ann: ...but ya know my private one on one sex is to be shared by choice for no money.

 

DaddyO: Oh? Who made that decision? Oh yeah, you did: the woman who doesn't like to make more money by doing less work.

 

Lisa Ann: The only time I take money for sex is when again I am producing this product that the reason I get paid for it is because so do other people.

 

DaddyO: Oh so it must be a group effort in order for you to feel good about making money. I see. Why?

 

Lisa Ann: So while all these girls are out doing their mattress thing at the hotel, and you see them all looking like hookers paradise on their Instagram, they're always all standing the same way look at the Instagrams.

 

DaddyO: Hookers have time to do Instagram? Okay, I can see that. Well I suppose they do since they make more money than you by doing less work.

 

Lisa Ann: I'm on the road Friday night in the grind of it all and I see these girls all out drinking at a club in Los Angeles I am like that's hookers paradise that's all I think about.

 

DaddyO: Really, that's all you think about when you're sweating and dancing at a club? I guess it does seem a little unfair that they can relax in that club atmosphere sipping down drinks while you get bruises on your thighs and knees working those three extra weekends.

 

Lisa Ann: So back to the clubs, when I go in booked clubs and I bring a crowd that elevates the girls attitudes, it brings money in for the waitresses, it brings money in for the club owners.

 

DaddyO: You are like a magic stripper talisman or a lucky rabbit's foot for a topless dancer!

 

Lisa Ann: Fans get to meet me in person. I get to interact with people on a really cool level and give them a photo for their social media, for the life.

 

DaddyO: Hmm, let's see, Instagram photo with Lisa Ann vs. savage fuck from a knockout prostitute? Yeah, I dunno, that's a tough one. rolls eyes

 

Lisa Ann: It's a fan experience. I create an experience and it's an experience that I share with the masses.

 

DaddyO: I would guess the experiences fans of prostitutes might have just might be, at the very least, equally as fun. Or am I missing something?

 

Lisa Ann: Being a prostitute is a one-on-one, very self-centered, not career building thing to choose.

 

DaddyO: Yes, I agree. It certainly is one-on-one. But I don't see how it is self-centered if the escorts are choosing to share something as amazing as sex with another person in a private setting. To me that sounds downright selfless. Sure everyone is entitled to their boundaries, and I'd hate to judge the "self-centeredness" of either activity, but if I had to pick one that is more self-centered, let's go with the one where you tease millions of men who have issues getting laid into fantasizing they might actually have a chance to fuck a super hot chick, all the while moonlighting as an anti-prostitution lobbyist to basically ensure this relentless teasing of these poor souls can continue. Or is it something else. You tell me...

 

Lisa Ann: Because when you're done from 21 to 25 hooking girls, the same guy who was buying you he's buying another 20 year old. Now you're 25, 26 you're not a MILF yet, you haven't established your brand in the business no one wants to shoot you and you're fucking broke.

 

DaddyO: I am having a difficult time understanding what you even mean here. Are you saying after a man has seen about two dozen prostitutes, he then goes back and spends his money on 20 year old prostitutes? Well after people have watched a dozen or so of your films I would be willing to bet they might gravitate to younger, more nubile actresses too. Though in prostitution, because there is actually a professional business relationship being established, if she is doing her job right, she might retain her client well past the age a porn star's career is toast. What was that you were saying about how a prostitute's work is not career building?

 

Lisa Ann: Now you're trying to find a john that will marry you...

 

DaddyO: If the prostitute is making more money than the porn star, why would she feel she needed to marry a man, let alone marry one of her johns?

 

Lisa Ann: ...from what you saw him but you know what he's already moved on. You've let your body go, you're already old, your fake hair looks tragic, that's not happening. Now you're desperate.

 

DaddyO: Where did you get this stereotypical idea? Even if this is a plight of prostitutes, who says the same fate might not also befall a porn star? After all, the porn star is putting her body through the ringer by dancing three weekends a month as well as taking it super hard from men with huge cocks (often up the ass). Prostitutes have time to take care of themselves, can opt not to take a client who is too rough and they can also choose to not do anal! And I doubt most johns are hung like male porn actors.

 

Lisa Ann: Now if you would have taken the path that I took which was understanding this is a business, and this business can provide me with the opportunity to change my life, and also influence change in other people's lives.

 

DaddyO: But the path they took is also a business (or at least it should be one) and it certainly is life changing and hugely influential to other people's lives. I could cite personal stories of how it did for me, but that is for another blog.

 

Lisa Ann: On the business level; I make people money and it feels good.

 

DaddyO: Does it really feel better than making most of that money for yourself AND providing a (perhaps) once in a lifetime, life-changing fantasy to a poor soul who otherwise is not going to get laid? Does leaving men with blue balls also feel good?

 

Lisa Ann: There's a certain power in leaving a club and having everybody say to me thank you so much Lisa we make so much money when you're there.

 

DaddyO: I am confused, I thought you said your job was the one that wasn't self-centered?

 

Lisa Ann: My attitude, the things that I do for my fans, the funds I have, its real and it's something I can actually feel and hold onto...

 

DaddyO: Sort of like the difference between watching sex and actually having sex?

 

Lisa Ann: ...whereas if I was just one on one having sex with someone every bloody Friday night I wouldn't feel that.

 

DaddyO: Yeah the "every Friday night, one-on-one experience" provides you with money too, and is way more apt to involve feelings, emotion, admiration and honest thankfulness.

 

Lisa Ann: So to me that is the difference between a prostitute and a porn star.

 

DaddyO: And to me, that is the difference between a clueless porn star who somehow thinks prostitution is something that is "beyond" her, yet has no logical reason to believe that way and a hard working prostitute providing life affirming, sexual healing to people less fortunate than they are in the sexual arena.

Author's Notes/Comments: 

2014

Her YouTube rant can be found here: https://youtu.be/DzW839KcbPs

 

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Escorting in a Sex Negative Society

by Jeph Johnson


I have known many wonderful people in my life who have been self-employed as escorts. Some even have been brazen enough to call themselves "prostitutes."

 

I have the utmost respect for each of these brave ladies and indeed consider their unbiased passion and insight into human compassion via empathetic touch and intimacy a special unique gift that most people are not capable of pulling off.

 

Most know who you are!

 

Sex work is more common than you think. I just counted 66 (yes sixty-six) people on my friends list who have worked either as escorts or done some sort of sex work in one of its many forms.

 

Indeed, many sexworkers are my heroes. Despite overwhelming odds and the hypocritical shame people from all sides of the political, religious and social spectrum have levied upon them, these people have harnessed their sexuality (and in most cases their femininity) to empower themselves to the highest of levels.

 

Let me say upfront that escorting in its truest form is not illegal. It simply is being someone's paid companion. Unfortunately there is very little demand for someone to simply escort another person without at least some expectation of intimacy.

 

Therefore all escorts will declare they are being paid ONLY for their time. Anything that may just happen to occur beyond that is simply an activity between two consenting adults.

 

So the law forces one to be dishonest. That can't ever be a very good thing, can it?

 

Unfortunately current U.S. law prohibits paying someone to have sex with you except in some rural areas of Nevada. Despite the prohibition, the sale of sex and sexuality (AKA "prostitution") is present in most parts of the country, in various forms.

 

The true legal escort is...

 

Arm Candy/A Paid "Date"

She is someone's date for the evening. Traditionally an escort who can survive solely in this role has a pretty face and is drop dead gorgeous from head to toe. She often can rely on her looks alone to garner her earnings.

 

This sort of escort is hired usually for a business function or to impress one's friends or colleagues. I would assume the "arm candy/date" sort of escorting would likely include some degree of questionably legal activities too. This sort of escorting is often referred to as GFE or Girlfriend Experience.

 

Theoretically a person could be an escort and not be physically intimate with any of the people they provide for. Common sense however, dictates this sort of provider will not be around very long. Therefore, most escorts also offer the following services along with their paid companionship:

 

FBSM

The Full Body Sensual Massage escort utilizes caressing or any number of activities short of sex, including but not limited to "hand jobs."

These providers often work from massage parlors or lingerie modeling studios (AKA "whack shacks") or are employed as dancers and work out of the private rooms at strip clubs.

 

Some massage parlor-style escorts will provide you a sensual massage, often naked or with skin to skin contact (body on body), just short of it becoming sexual.

 

The threat of certain sexually transmitted diseases spread through PIV sex is also decreased with FBSM, so there is that added benefit.

 

Many lingerie model style escorts will dance or "model" for you while you masturbate (DIY: Do It Yourself).

 

Most places in the United States have laws against even touching another person in a sexual way, so despite the appearance of legal propriety, these activities are also illegal.

 

Most vice units however, turn the other way at this sort of indirect "sensual" touch, differentiating it from "sexual" touch, which tends to be more direct on the genital area. God forbid one receive pleasure THERE!

 

Full Service

Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. At the very least, if someone is offering "Full Service" (FS), they are offering Penis in Vagina (PIV) sex.

 

If asked what "full service" means, the escort will tell you otherwise. In fact, no escort will admit to providing any intimacy, especially intimacy of a sexual nature, for fear of being arrested.

 

Unfortunately the vice laws often only require a woman to say the wrong words in order to be arrested, therefore there are code words and acronyms used to stealthily indicate what activities an escort does, may be willing to do or offerings an escort will provide. Here are a few:

 

  • AR: Anal Rimming
  • ATM: Ass To Mouth
  • BBBJ: Bare Back Blow Job
  • BBBJCIMNQNS: Bare Back Blow Job, Cum in Mouth, No Quit, No Spit
  • BBBJTC: Bare Back Blow Job to Completion
  • BBBJTCWS: Bare Back Blow Job To Completion With Swallowing
  • BBBJWF: Bare Back Blow Job With Facial
  • BBFS: Bare Back Full Service
  • BDSM: Bondage and Discipline, Domination and Submission, Sadism and Masochism
  • BJ: Blow Job
  • BLS: Ball Licking and Sucking
  • BS: Body Slide
  • CBJ: Covered Blow Job
  • CDS: Covered Doggy Style
  • CFS: Covered Full Service
  • CG: Cowgirl
  • CIM: Cum in Mouth
  • COF: Cum On Face
  • DATY: Dining At The Y (Cunnilingus)
  • DDE: Doesn't Do Extras
  • DDP: Double Digit Penetration
  • DFK: Deep French Kissing
  • DIY: Do It Yourself
  • DP: Digital Penetration or Double Penetration
  • DT: Deep Throat or Dining at the Toes
  • FBSM: Full Body Sensual Massage
  • FIV: Finger In Vagina
  • FJ: Foot Job
  • FOV: Finger Outside Vagina
  • FS: Full Service
  • FUTB: Finger Up The Butt
  • GF: Girl Friendly
  • GFE: Girl Friend Experience
  • GND: Girl Next Door
  • GS: Golden Shower
  • GSM: G-Spot Massage
  • HJ: Hand job
  • HME: HoneyMoon Experience
  • HR: Hand Release
  • LFK: Light Face Kissing
  • LT: Long Time
  • MFF: Male, Female, Female
  • MFM: Male, Female, Male
  • MILF: Mother I'd Like to Fuck
  • MMF: Male, male, female
  • MP: Multiple Pops (also can mean Massage Parlor)
  • MSOG: Multiple shots on goal
  • N: Nude
  • NQBC: Non-quitter, but covered
  • NQBS: Non-quitter, but spitter
  • NQNS: Non-quitter, non-spitter
  • NR: Nude Reverse
  • NSA: No Strings Attached
  • Os: Orgasms
  • OWO: Oral WithOut a Condom
  • OWOTC: Oral Without Condom To Completion
  • PIV: Penis In Vagina
  • PS: Private Show
  • PSE: Porn Star Experience
  • RCA: Reverse Cowgirl Anal
  • SOG: Shot On Goal
  • SOMF: Sat On My Face
  • T: Topless
  • TLN: Toda La Noche (All Night)
  • TUMA: Tongue Up My Ass
  • TV: Transvestite
  • WAH: Wild Ass Humping
  • WF: Wild Fuck

Some escorts work for agencies that do your promotion and set up clients for you. They take a hefty cut of your earnings. The trade off here, is that depending on the professionalism of the escort service, you can likely be safer and have less likelihood of being ripped off or beat up.

 

In addition to agencies, most metropolitan regions in the U.S. have online review boards where independent providers and those being provided for (AKA "hobbyists") can review and keep everyone accountable. As well as reviews, ads, discussion forums and "warnings," these boards usually have links to different escorts' web pages, so photos of the escort can be seen as well as her rates and her availability can be found. These online forums provide safe places for escorts to converse and commingle with other escorts. It also allows them opportunities to get to know those they will be providing for before actually meeting up.

 

Unfortunately most laws are written to prohibit rather than protect sex work, so the motive behind these online forums is not so much competition, but instead to provide a place where they can have each other's back. Most escorts encounter the same hobbyists, have the same questions and go through a lot of the same obstacles.

 

This essay doesn't even begin to address the many other forms of admirable sex work available to people including:

 

  • Erotic Dancing and Burlesque
  • Webcamming
  • Pornographic Modeling
  • Adult Films
  • BDSM Films
  • Telephone Sex Operator
  • Professional Sub
  • Pro-Domme/Dominatrix

 

Because of the questionable illegality of these occupations, many escorts avoid the burden of paying income tax. You've heard the term "sex sells?"


Then why the United States doesn't legalize and tax the very act of sex itself, seems beyond ridiculous!

 

Avoiding paying taxes is no real consolation, as escorts are never guaranteed work or a set wage, and do not get health insurance. They cannot unionize and face unsafe working conditions and diseases.

 

The only "taxation" that occurs is when one is arrested and forced to pay fines or serve jail time. This then gives the woman a criminal "record" and does nothing more than make the "legitimate job" that those who wish she would rather choose more difficult to acquire.

 

When it is illegal the only "regulation" is prohibition. This is not a solution. The less regulated a practice is, the more dangerous it becomes.

 

Thank goodness for the internet, for it has empowered many escorts to practice their occupations more safely.

 

Nonetheless, when Craigslist supposedly took the "moral ground" and eliminated allowing online ads for escorts, it likely drove many of them back onto the streets into potentially dangerous situations. No one (especially an escort) wants to see the pimp/hooker streetwalker stereotype played out in reality.

 

To all of the women who toil night in and night out providing for us men who lust for your attention and simply want to streamline the process of achieving that intimacy, I applaud you.

Author's Notes/Comments: 

2014 

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Terrace Motel


Cheap carpet, caked with years of grime,

thrown across the cement floor like a shop rag,
stretched to the stained walls stacked high

with ordinary and torn boxes—resembling a mini

storage. Outside these walls, the police investigate yet

another stabbing. (Some movies are based on reality).

The old hood is across the street – which supposedly

separated old from new.

 

My mother, brother, two sisters and I slept, ate

and fought in that cube for more than three years.

The lights didn’t always work. The plumbing leaked

and the single door lock did not always lock. Harry never
spent money to have things fixed properly—It was the only
place Social Security and Welfare paid for. We slept

because we were tired and ate because we were hungry.

 

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baby harlot

 

 

.........

 

they said

she was the cutest little thing,

only about 6 or 7 years old,

and looked lost in the outside market,

with a note she handed to my friend

when his wife was in the ladies room,

"selling yum-yums", it said,

but they both knew a yum-yum

in thailand is a blow job...

 

...heartbreaking.

 

1:38 AM 8/9/2013 ©

...........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QIOT3sGWxE

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BOURGEOISIE.

 BOURGEOISIE.                      

 

 

   Is cold outside why don’t you come inside,

Gloomy Sunday, wet and muggy,

My flap is open to you to penetrate me,

Don’t be shy, the money on the night table,

Turn her ageing flesh to youth,

Close your eyes and powder your nose,

Excuse me for a minute,

I have to get ready,

I close the door of middle class,

Perfumes all over, make up room,

I start to wonder if the corpse on the bed,

Is not rotting, necrophilia?

 

Disguise, spread on the couch,

I start to think of myself as a creep,

But I have to pay the rent

And the bed is a rather pretty coffin,

I kneel on my knees,

I suck up the white prayer,

I open the door, naked,

She gives me a twisted smile,

And tell me to seat on the edge of my horror.

 

My hands caress her bourgeoisie’s cellulite,

I think of my last night wonder,

And my manhood respond,

Go on son! before is too late,

The corner of my eyes,

Posed on the cash,

 

My lips pushed again hers,

Don’t breaths push deeper,

She moans like a pig,

I go deeper, my soul crash in some slaughter house,

I was lucky, she let her pleasure,

Fill the room, like a banshee,

Still smiling with her crooked smile,

Her hand grabs the money,

And shovel it in my hands,

Like the earth soon over her,

Thank you honey…

 

“My pleasure, see you at your sweet funeral”,

But, all spills from my mouth are:

“Really enjoy this, my hand clinching the money.”

 

                      COPYRIGHT@H.NAUDET.2010

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"Upon the Tenth Anniversary of Prostitution's Legalization (A Speech)"

Folder: 
Letters & Speeches

by Jeph Johnson

 

My fellow constituents...

 

I welcome you all to the Bunny Ranch National Monument. I have been asked by my colleagues at "Prostitution Ensures Reduced Violence Eradicating Rape Today Political Action Committee" (also known as PERVERT PAC) to give the keynote speech here tonight to honor and commemorate America's tenth anniversary of freedom.

 

Ten years ago, before prostitution was legalized, people actually were raping other people with regularity. With no sexual outlets available to him, a man often was forced into the sorry state of frustration, leading oftentimes to rape.

 

It was a shame back when men and women had very limited rights to do with their own bodies what they wanted.

 

I realize rape still occurs today in some isolated regions, you will never get rid of it completely, but with prostitution's legalization we've finally made non-endearing sex safe and legal.

 

Ten years ago rape often happened in back alleys -in fact rapes happened more frequently in back alleys than even abortions did prior to its legalization in 1973!

 

To many of us, prostitution is an abhorrent act, I personally would never go to a prostitute. But when other people's rights to sexual freedom are infringed upon, something must be done! When one person's sexual freedom is threatened, all of our freedoms are threatened! We all would like to see the isolated cases of prostitution rare, but outlawing an activity never accomplishes this.

 

We know that the prohibition of anything simply increases the likelihood of organized crime. The pimp and hooker stereotype is still fresh in most of our minds, and it's hard to see why it took our supposedly moral country this long to see the light! The criminal underworld born in the 1930's due to prohibition of alcohol, when gangster bootleggers took control, thrived until prohibition's demise. The insane drug war we've been fighting has caused more deaths than any drugs, due to drug prohibition and gang warfare.

Despite a person's potential dislike of an activity, there must be an allowance for the beautifully-challenged person who cannot otherwise find any sexual gratification.

 

And what about the "hard cases", when a man who would otherwise be tempted into rape? Well, shouldn't he be given the right to release his sexual tension with a prostitute?

 

I think our children should be taught at an early age all the facts concerning non-endearing sex. It serves no point to shield them from the reality of our sexual culture. You really can't expect them to suppress their sexual urges, especially when all their friends are "doing it", can you?

 

We've come a long way from the days when prostitution was illegal and the police actually utilized inane "vice squads" to arrest desperate, otherwise law-abiding men who were only trying to fulfill their natural carnal urges. Authorities would even prosecute the brave young women who challenged society's misplaced morality and unjust laws by standing up to these injustices and providing a service no one else would do.

 

Before prostitution's legalization, law enforcement actually would use bully tactics like impounding automobiles and attempt to embarrass and intimidate the patrons of prostitutes by publishing their names and pictures in the newspaper or on the Internet. They even went as far as to raid well respected adult entertainment establishment's employees that were doing nothing more than "dancing too close!"

 

These sort of intimidation tactics were no different than what the "so-called" pro-lifers were doing years ago, before it became illegal to infringe upon a woman's right to choose by publishing abortion provider's names, photos and addresses. The difference was, in the anti-choice-prostitution camp, these were religious zealots doing the publishing. These crazed "pro-lifers" never even went that far, for they neglected to publish the names of the poor women requiring the abortions.

 

Believe it or not, not so long ago, the publishing of names of both the users and providers of prostitution occurred. And it was being done by YOUR government. And get this, even before legal conviction had been secured! Yep, they would publish names and impound cars of those only "suspected" of soliciting prostitution!

 

Before PERVERT PAC's influence and the now disbanded organization SANESEX (also known as Sane Answers for Non-Endearing Sexual Encounters, Anonymous) our country's misguided and archaic laws held those looking only for sexual release hostage. PERVERT PAC has worked hard for your freedom for over ten years, but they still need your support. The Free and Uncontaminated Condom Kit (F.U.C.K.) brothel distribution legislation that recently passed, is not enough!

 

Although I generally believe in the free market and less taxes, I call for every government-run brothel to offer free health care for its employees to ensure safe non-endearing sex.

 

And what about minorities who can't afford a good prostitute? For the under-privileged I propose a "john-allowance." Of course certain qualifications would need to be met in order to tap into this fund. Certain situations would qualify you; like "time since last sexual encounter," and "how fulfilling your previous sexual act was."

 

Everyone would be set up a "savings account" earmarked for the express purpose of sexual desire insurance.

 

In the rare case of the sexually fulfilled married man, he could use it periodically to seduce his wife with gifts in exchange for sexual gratification (a note from a clinical psychologist would be needed of course).

 

For the rest of us, an allotment of our tax money would be evenly distributed into these sexual savings accounts (SSA's) and only the most needy would qualify. As we all know, everyone must pay taxes, but these SSA's would be drawing interest for everyone leading a normal and healthy sex life, relieving their sexual urges "normally" on a fairly regular basis, and not needing a prostitute's care.

 

In the unfortunate event a sexual breakup does occur, instead of severe depression, suicidal thoughts or, heaven forbid, the dreaded rape scenario, the emergency SSA would act as a sort of sexual "safety net."

 

Although I don't agree with the closed-minded religious bigots that want to take us back to the dark ages when a "lady of the evening" was looked at with ridicule, I still respect their right to their opinion.

 

But I still say; "if you don't like prostitution, don't go to one!" To bring back an old phrase: "keep your laws off of my body!"

 

Since prostitution's legalization ten years ago, we've seen the crime rate drop considerably! The statistics show a marked decrease in violent crime. The mêlée caused in the past due to "pimp-hooker conflict" has now virtually disappeared! And now that all men (who statistics show are predominantly the most violent) have a sexual outlet for their desires, other violent crimes have decreased substantially.

 

As I mentioned earlier, ten years ago rape was a major problem. Now sexual outlets are readily available to most of us.

 

There are still isolated cases, in small towns that have yet to erect brothels, of rape occurring, and of course we'll never eliminate the mentally deranged who rape out of hatred of women, but with the advent of the new legislation to allow house-call girls tax incentives to write off the miles traveled, these atrocities should be eradicated very soon too.

 

Thank you all for your continued support. I encourage everyone to check out the festivities they've set up here at the Bunny Ranch monument.

It was at this very location, back in the twentieth century where legalized prostitution in the United States was popularized. This is a such a wonderful locale.

 

Look over there, the monument even has the word "freedom" spelled-out using some of the original bed-posts from the original Bunny Ranch!

 

We have booths set up for all persuasions, and your card should work in all of them!

 

Let freedom ring, and have a good day! We will never go back!!

Author's Notes/Comments: 

2002 

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