SEX APPEAL

I've still got it' this I know

but now it's really lost

and I'd like to find it pretty soon

at almost any cost

When I was young and in my prime

I carried it around

but now that I am old and grey

it simply can't be found

 

Oh then my hair was blond wih curls

and my eyes were asure blue

but now I've lost my sex appeal

and don't know what to do

I'd like to catch a boyfriend

and keep him on the hook

but if I found my sex appeal

I wonder if he'd look

 

Hearing aids in both my ears

I'm flabby here abd lumpy there

and I can't see and shed a tear

and this he wouldn't want to hear

my sex appeal has diaappeared

it used to be my pride

what used to be my happiness

has somehow up and died

 

My teeth I put into a cup

there on the bed side table

to retrieve them there in the early morn

that is if I am able

I'd love to get a kiss or two

I'd love to have a fling

but I've misplaced my sex appeal

where is the stupid thing

 

It's gone, it's gone it's really lost

my silly sex appeal

I just can't find it any where

and oh, how sad I feel

I've looked most every where I know

but it's just gone, I guess

and each morn when I view the looking glass

I see this awful mess

 

If you could help me find my sex appel

how happy I would be

I'd bring you flowers and kiss you're lips

Hay, don't run away from me

If I could find my sex appeal

I'd have a silly fit

I'd polish it up and strut it about

and still

you wouldn't look at it

 

 

 

 

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Old Appeal

Young people want it

they crave it like kisses

and caresses and sighs.

It has wrinkles surrounding

it, under its eyes, and aroung

the ankles, but they want it.

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Old appeal is like sex appeal

without the sex. It is renamed

odd things like know-how,

wisdom. Knowledge turning

into experience. And you have

to be old to get it.

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Young men desire the mental

capacity to make a million dollars.

Old people could, but are not

interested. To exhausting.

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young women want to know

how best to handle a man and how

to keep him beside her always.

Old appeal owners know how

but it is heart attack aka stroke

producing. Heavy breathing

leads to high blood pressure aka

clogged veins.

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Some who have elderness appeal

might wish to trade it in for

a head full of non-grayed hair,

a slimmer waits, better vision,

teeth. But half of those some

remember how hard it was

to find and keep a mate and so

they prefer being old instead of

dreaming about being old

or wanting what the old people

have because they already

own it.

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~A~

12-27-13

3:43p

 

 

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