"Why Does My Mind Work Like This?"

by Jeph Johnson

 

if the greatest hitter
the San Diego Padres
ever had
ever had
a son
and decided
to name him after
one of the original
"Siamese Twins"
and he eventually
masterminded
something warranting
a reference work
containing information
relating to a special branch
of knowledge
arranged alphabetically
then
and only
then
would I understand
a whole book called:
"The Penguin Rhyming Dictionary"

Author's Notes/Comments: 

2002 

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LOL You are a real nutcase, and I'm having a ball reading your work. Thank you! I have a sinus infection, a bad attitude, and have had a serious disappointment this week so when someone can make me laugh---that's really impressive.
Jessica