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I waddled into the cool internet cafe

Just wanted to keep my EMail ID alive

Clicked on the mouse,entered my inbox

An interesting mail sent by some Adam Smith

Congratulating me asking me to claim my prize forthwith

A chosen sweepstakes winner in some global racket

The money mentioned was a fabulous packet

 

My brain began crawling like worms on a carcass

I called the telephone number from a public booth

A voice overseas  asked me for a copy of the winning mail

Embracing a PC I waited feverishly..expectantly

I wished I could begin spending the jackpot instantly

My heart thumped, my blood pumped in my veins

Body and soul felt like a horse without reins

 

Eagerly I hoped,expected a call on my telephone

Maybe....................I was a destined millionaire !!

Doubts began clouding my excited mind and body

I was a "no one" expecting to become a "somebody"

I began frequenting the neihbourhood cyber cafes

Fifty Thousand Rupees I was asked to shell out

Before I could get the money talked about

 

I eMailed and eMailed begging for time from The God

The God of Money,the Claim Manager at Sify dot com

I expressed my doubts on the authenticity of the prize

Then.........my good sense prompted me to surf the net

The net revealed its treasure about the "phony goons"

I was duped into believing that the Earth has two moons !!!

 

 

©bishu

Author's Notes/Comments: 

Based on my real life experience a few years back. An elderly gentleman mailed me I quote"There is no Free Lunch anywhere..." I don't know whether it will appeal to readers.But I'll type it out.

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Morningglory's picture

hahahaha!  I get those emails

hahahaha!  I get those emails all the time. 


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bishu's picture

Never knew Mm hillalady

Never knew Mm hillalady that you ogle at your in-box ALL THE TIME........ Be happy & thanks for reading straight out of the stink-can......Sealed


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Morningglory's picture

Yes I do have a tendency to

Yes I do have a tendency to read my emails.
I'm having a hard time getting my phone to write... ttyl. Peace!


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allets's picture

I flush it to the trash

I have no time for scams - and rupees are tight over here across the big pond. Sometimes they contain viruses and it is not good to open up to them. I purge E-Mails frequently to get rid of the excess space used even though I have 1 gig memory - it's junk mail and junky people tryin' to get without workin' for it - Bish, you rock, so do you HW - allets


 

 

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Wisdom dawns with time Respected Madam Allets

Wisdom dawns with time Respected Madam Allets.Thank you so much............Even junkmail does inspire don't they? 


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