Star Wars

I Dreamt I was a Jedi

I dreamt I was a Jedi

Strong with the Force was I

Hung out with Han and Yoda 

and had a helluva time


Drank whiskey with a Wookie

then drunk-flew to Naboo

Got a tattoo on Tatooine

with my homey R2D2


We hyper-spaced to the Death Star

to look up dear old dad

(if you don't count the whole 'Sith Lord thing',

he's really not that bad.)


I dreamt I was a Jedi

Kenobi called the shots

ANOTHER text from Padme?

I think she has the hots.

(for me!)


The Jedi order was shrinking

It was practically extinct

I suppose it could be so much worse

I could be Jar Jar Binks


I toboganned down the slopes of Hoth

had a time share on Alderon

Got bitch-slapped in an asteroid field

then brunched with wise Qui-Gon


The Emperor was a buzz kill

Jabba was kind of a creep

Leia was fun, I liked her buns

Count Dooku was way...too...deep.


I dreamt I was a Jedi

A master I would stay

A long, long time ago

In a galaxy far, far away.

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Yestderday's News

Many doors shut loudly,
road blocks at every corner,
that path is ending.

Wrong decisions now ring bells,
right ones chime no angry tones,
a pendulum has been created.

Before, anything or anyone,
the holy one is contacted,
his power is supreme ruler.

Only love will reside in my heart,
hate and anger push it away,
no more lessons are necessary.

Having walked in the desert thirsty,
lost and alone for years,
seeking truth hidden in the ascetic records.

A powerful revelation has been revealed,
thoughts created our reality,
our words relay messages.

When doomsday arrives,
devastation shall be visible,
so I am creating heaven on earth.

Our deeds recorded in the hall of knowledge,
pure hearts showing wisdom to seek earnestly,
give up any earthly bondage and deny illusion.

This is all pretend and just a game,
the key is knowing how to play it,
hit a home run and move up the ladder.

Climb as high as possible in awareness,
push yourself to hear truth,
do not be deceived by the wicked one.

Time is drawing near as the clock ticks,
do you want to stay here and become a machine
or go home to the promised land?

Clones are now being made to replace you,
stand up for Jesus, love and heaven,
a paradise awaits all believers.

Save earth from being destroyed,
refuse to give into fear and hate,
let light shine within you.

The galaxy reaches out to every star,
soon we shall be able to astral travel,
a great awakening is coming.

Star wars is a moment away,
battle troops get out weapons,
mine is the refusal to deny truth.

Satan has had his day,
action plan placed in divine order,
get ready for Armageddon.

Keep the faith in a better life,
believe in the bible,
for every word is true.

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