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I Dreamt I was a Jedi
I dreamt I was a Jedi
Strong with the Force was I
Hung out with Han and Yoda
and had a helluva time
Drank whiskey with a Wookie
then drunk-flew to Naboo
Got a tattoo on Tatooine
with my homey R2D2
We hyper-spaced to the Death Star
to look up dear old dad
(if you don't count the whole 'Sith Lord thing',
he's really not that bad.)
I dreamt I was a Jedi
Kenobi called the shots
ANOTHER text from Padme?
I think she has the hots.
(for me!)
The Jedi order was shrinking
It was practically extinct
I suppose it could be so much worse
I could be Jar Jar Binks
I toboganned down the slopes of Hoth
had a time share on Alderon
Got bitch-slapped in an asteroid field
then brunched with wise Qui-Gon
The Emperor was a buzz kill
Jabba was kind of a creep
Leia was fun, I liked her buns
Count Dooku was way...too...deep.
I dreamt I was a Jedi
A master I would stay
A long, long time ago
In a galaxy far, far away.
