It was 247 years ago today
That the Founding Fathers had their say
They were thinking about it for a while
Was King George III going senile?
So may I introduce to you
Some men you know from history
Founding Fathers Only White Men Allowed Band
We're Founding Fathers Only White Men Allowed Band
We'll tell you things you don't want to know
If the truth is too upsetting to you then
Maybe it's time for you to go
Founding Fathers Only, Founding Fathers Only
Founding Fathers Only White Men Allowed Band
It's wonderful to be here
Representing the colonies
We hope that you will join with us
As we declare Independence!
From now on it is Them vs Us!
Hold on! Gotta stop the show!
Here's a black man who we don't know
He says that slavery is wrong
Is he serious? Gotta move along
Can someone poke that n****r with a spear?
Get him the f**k out of here!
He has no place in
Founding Fathers Only White Men Allowed Band