Who’s your Daddies?

It was 247 years ago today 

That the Founding Fathers had their say

They were thinking about it for a while 

Was King George III going senile?

 

So may I introduce to you

Some men you know from history
Founding Fathers Only White Men Allowed Band

 

We're Founding Fathers Only White Men Allowed Band

We'll tell you things you don't want to know

If the truth is too upsetting to you then

Maybe it's time for you to go

 

Founding Fathers Only, Founding Fathers Only

Founding Fathers Only White Men Allowed Band

It's wonderful to be here

Representing the colonies

We hope that you will join with us 

As we declare Independence!

From now on it is Them vs Us!

 

Hold on! Gotta stop the show!

Here's a black man who we don't know 

He says that slavery is wrong

Is he serious? Gotta move along

Can someone poke that n****r with a spear?

Get him the f**k out of here!

He has no place in

Founding Fathers Only White Men Allowed Band

 

 

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