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Bacon love makin’
Do you like bacon? I looove bacon!
Anything with bacon I'd love to be makin'!
Coffee with a bacon donut?
A great way to start your day!
What's for lunch?
How about a Fools Gold Loaf?
A hollowed out loaf of bread filled with a jar of creamy peanut butter, a jar of grape jelly, and one pound of bacon? An Elvis favorite!
How do you like your bacon martini Mr Bond? Shaken, stirred, greasy?
And any day is a good day to have a Bacon Sundae!
So many things made with bacon you can lose your mind
But there's something made with bacon I can never seem to find
Where do I find bacon soda?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_bacon_dishes
My arteries clogged
..just in reading this poem. But worth it. Great chuckle out of "How do you like your bacon martini Mr Bond? Shaken or stirred?"
Two more notes:
- Considering the way Elvis Presley died, the poor guy might have wanted to add a couple of leafs of lettuce to that wild concoction of a loaf.
- You asked for bacon soda, and apparently a company named Lester's heard you:
https://rocketfizz.com/media/soda-labels/lesters-fixins-sodas/
I suppose Mr. Presley might have liked to mix thier Bacon Soda with their PB & J Soda. I'd have recommended he spritz in a little Cucumber Soda, too, while he was at it. You know, for the ruffage. : )
Thanks for your comment!
Thanks for your comment! I'm glad you enjoyed it. Btw, your mention of James Bond prompted me to add something to what I originally wrote. Hope you like it. That website you show, is that for real? Crazy! Ranch dressing soda?? What brilliant mind thought of that? Lol!!
I believe it's for real haha.
I believe it's for real haha. The Ranch Dressing Soda is definitely the most extreme take on soda they have in my book, as well, and that is saying a whole lot. They really push the envelope!
And, yes, I did like the edit - nice finishing touch on the Bond verse.