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Naked People Everywhere
Naked People Everywhere
Clark Steven Lupton
November 12, 2006
I woke up one morning and put on my clothes
It was my obligation to cover up as everyone knows
We have to cover our bodies even though they are sacred
But when I stepped out the door everyone was naked!
Their bodies were exposed with everything on show
Nothing was covered, not their privates, not one toe
Yet everyone stared at me as if they were scandaled
As if me fully clothed was something they couldn’t have handled
Confused as I was I ducked into a mall
There were shops for everything except no clothes at all!
No pants, no shirts, no underwear and no bras
It’s as if there were no more indecent exposure laws!
There were nude males of all ages, nude girls and nude ladies
It smelled like stool because there were no diapers on the babies
I could see everyone’s moles, scars, and hair in funny places
And yet when they looked at me they had shocked looks on their faces
The police arrested me for covering my body
They said I was perverted, a menace and also very naughty
They put me in jail, naked, with other offenders it seemed
Then I woke up again and found it was something I dreamed!
A world full of nudes, a world that is reversed. Even though it's difficult to understand it through the mind's eye it's easy to imagine especially the way you wrote it!!! Wow! It was hilarious to me but not implying there's a hint of insult. Anyways, keep it up!