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I brought my pet squirrel

In the outhouse potty

I "accidentally" dropped it in

And my mom called me naughty.

It was too far down

To help it out

And next thing I knew

I heard a shout

A person came running out,

Holding his butt.

I guess the fumes made Fluffytail delusional

And he thought it was a nut.



O-o-o-o-o-o... Fluffytail,

You are my Fluffytail.

I will miss the way you fetch

And run to get the morning mail.

You were the only squirrel

I ever had

I do not know

Why mom is mad.

I hope you have a good life

In the pottyhole

I will come visit every Sunday

And leave you a cinnamon roll.