"CON-DUMB"(A Real Sex Education)

I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL LOVE MEANS

I SPEND MOST OF MY TIME GRAZING THE CLUB SCENE

TO GET A FEEL OF WHAT I CAN FIND

BY RUBBING UP ON SOME HOT CHICK'S BEHIND

I'M SO WIDE AWAKE, I HOPE SHE WANTS TO DANCE

I'M SO HARD, I WANNA BREAK OUT THESE PANTS

WHAT WOULD BE THE PLAN? TAKE US BACK TO THE CRIB

MY AGENDA IS TO TAP IT AND BOUNCE, YA DIG

WE'RE OFF TO HER HOUSE, I'M FEELING REAL HAPPY

MY BODY'S ALL SWEATY, MY HAIR IS REAL NAPPY

TONIGHT IS ALL GOOD, MY EYES ARE MISTY

DOWN FOR WHATEVER, NOW I'M FEELIN TIPSY

I'M JUST A REBEL, I GOT MAD SOUL IN ME

AND MY PARTNERS ARE TWINS, YEAH THEY ROLL WITH ME

I'M USUALLY KEPT IN THE DARK UNTIL SHIT JUMPS OFF

AND IF MY DAYS ARE ROUGH, I'LL SETTLE FOR BEING SOFT

SUDDENLY.....

THIS CHICK HAS HER TONGUE IN THE EAR OF MY OWNER

I WENT FROM LITTLE MAN TO STRAIGHT UP BONER

RISING TO THE OCCASION AS I DIDN'T PREDICT

FINALLY I'M RESCUED BY SOMEONE COMPASSIONATE

I DIDN'T KNOW THE NAME OF THIS ONE NIGHT STRANGER

JUST PLOTTED TO GO DEEP INSIDE THE DARK, WET CHAMBER

GOT A QUICK GLIMPSE OF WHAT THIS CHICK LOOKED LIKE

SHE HAD THICK THIGHS, NICE TWINS AND LOOKIN RIGHT

THEM LEGS SPREAD EAGLE, THE LIPS BEGAN TO PART

PUBIC MOUND CLEAN SHAVEN, READY TO MAKE MY MARK

ONLY ONE THING MISSING, I DIDN'T HAVE A COAT

I DON'T WEAR ONE A LOT, I JUST GO WITH THE FLOW

SO IN I GO, BUT MY HEAD GOT STUCK

I GOT ALL GREASED UP, THEN WENT BACK UP

THEN THE MOMENT COMMENCE, I'M ALL IN THE ZONE

GYRATING BACK AND FORTH THROUGH THE HYPNOTIC MOANS

I'M DRENCHED WITH LOVE JUICE, IT'S WARM ALL AROUND ME

TENSION INCREASES AS I START TO POUND THEE

I SLIDE UP FURTHER EVERY INCH AT MY BEST

THEN I SLID OUT AND SPAT ALL OVER HER HOT FLESH

THERE, MY MISSION IS DONE, I JUST TAPPED

ANOTHER CHICK WITH NO NAME

AFTER ALL I'M JUST A DICK WITH NO CONSCIENCE AND NO BRAIN

THE NEXT FEW DAYS, MY CONDITION ISN'T FAIR

I'M COUGHING UP PUS AND THROWING UP EVERYWHERE

THE PAIN, MAN, THE PAIN...I CAN'T TAKE IT NO MORE

THIS IS THE PRICE I HAVE TO PAY FOR GOING IN IT RAW

SO THERE YOU HAVE IT, I BECAME A VICTIM OF POND SCUM

ALL BECAUSE THIS IDIOT DIDN'T HAVE ANY CONDOMS

AND THAT WAS A "DUMB CON," WHICH IS CONDOM IN REVERSE

I ONLY HAD THE CLAP, BUT IT COULD'VE BEEN WORSE

wrap it before you tap it.

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