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So I had to go the Shrink's today

Doc says I got some chronic disease

Parents are worried so instantly agreed

So here I am in the chair, listening to Mr.G, number my symptoms 1 to 3

"Adrenline rushes!"

"Insomnic junkie!"

"Concussion to the head!"

"Name:Tara Radosevich?" he slightly grins

"Yes."

"Now Tara I've got a hunch so I'll ask you some questions to see if what I predict is right or not."

With a nod of my head he clicks his pen.

"Your favorite food?"

"Red Hot Chili Peppers."

"Name someone who is left handed."

"Jimi Hendrix."

"Ever heard of Alice in Wonderland?"

"No, but I've heard of an Alice, last name Cooper."

"Know any good poets?"

"Jim Morrison."

"Who is a prince?"

"Ozzy Osbourne."

"The saddest day for you will be?"

"When the Rolling Stones split."

"Name three dead people you would like to meet again?"

"Steve Clark, Kurt Cobain, and John Lennon."

"Your first love was?"

"Axl Rose."

Mr.G checks off his chart then says,"Now let's do some word association."

"Van?"

"Halen."

"Hair?"

"The Ramones, Bon Jovi, and Metallica."

"Lips?"

"Steven Tyler."

"Pink?"

"Floyd."

"Punk?"

"The Clash."

"Hash?"

"GreenDay."

"Animal?"

"RATT."

"Sleep?"

"R.E.M."

"Motely?"

"Vince McNeil and Tommy Lee."

"MLK?"

"U2."

"AC?"

"DC."

"Queen?"

"Freddie Mercury."

"Zeppelin?"

"Led."

"Quiet?"

"Riot."

"Priest?"

"Judius."

"Women?"

"Joan Jett, Stevie Nikks, and Bikini Kill."

"A bird?"

"The Eagles."

"War?"

"Pat Benatar and that song Lowrider."

"Cheap?"

"Trick."

"Makeup?"

"KISS."

"Malibu?"

"Hole."

"Addiction?"

"Jane's."

"Keith Moon?"

"The Who?"

Mr.G finishes,

The results are in

"So tell me doc what do I have?"

"Just as I suspected, you've caught Rock N'Roll Syndrome."