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From: BruceGraham  

Five out of four people have trouble with fractions

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

They told me I was gullible ... and I believed them.

Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge onto a freeway

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies.

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

Is there another word for synonym?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

What's another word for thesaurus?

If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.

If you can lead it to water and force it to drink, it isn't a horse.

Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

If I say the word "sooth", does that make me a sooth-sayer?

An apology is a good way to have the last word.

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat

If history repeats itself, I think we can expect the same thing all over again.

A proverb is a short sentence based upon long experience.

What this country needs is someone who knows what this country needs.