a2) Miss Abigal "Old Maid" Hipkins

 

Miss Abigail "Old Maid" Hipkins

by Elizabeth Van Cleve

 

This woman?

She looks like a living corpse

The heaviest part of her

entire body is her nose

it is gargantuous

 

What is worse?

She is meaner than

she looks, simply hideous

Not even Superman

could have helped people

who have seen her

for the sight of her alone

causes instant death

 

The agonizing, insufferable,

putrid cackle of hers

can be heard within

a radius of twenty so miles

which is more than flesh

or blood can bear

and causes heavy shock

which then turns into raving

madness to commit suicide

 

Of course, Miss Abigail

"Old Maid" Hipkins is not

a human being

She's

a toy troll.

 

Author's Notes/Comments: 

I became friends with a little girl I babysat.  We used to create stories and comedy sketches together.  We fantasized about a lot of things and future events.  This poem came from one of our conversations.  Kendra was a sweet girl who read a lot and had an active imagination.

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    What an awsome character;

 

 

What an awsome character; I should not like to have met her or heard her cackle. An imaginative poem, creative and a story straight out of folklore. I like your poem very much.


 

 

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