Who Knew You Were Such a Fuckup

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Silliness

I met you then,

I should have known,

You had the IQ of 10,

And only wanted to bone.



My pants were zipped tight,

They were not going to budge,

But you put up a fight,

Now I'm holding a grudge.



You must have been blind,

Anyone must have seen,

I'm not one of your kind,

(not trying to be mean)



I'm too good for you,

It is the truth that I speak,

For me, white trash will not do,

(and your bank account's weak!)



Go cry to your mother,

Get pathetic and gory,

(now, your good-looking brother....

that's a whole different story!)

Author's Notes/Comments: 

This is one of the cheesiest stupidest poems ever written. It is inspired by people who think they can write! (you know who you are) Post Script: If you enjoy this poem, why not hop on over to Rachael Walper's poetry portfolio and read, "Who Knew You Were Such A Fuckup- Part 2" which I hate to admit, was inspired by this one, and ended up being 10 times better!

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May Merino's picture

This is the poem?? oh please...you shouldn't cesore a thing!!! I think the title fit this little story. Change it back! love, May

andshedied's picture

Toe, My heart is broken! Damn the man! Fuck censorship! You have the dirtiest mouth, even dirtier than a sailor's! It pains me to see your voice has been silenced. Sometimes people need a little "fuck"... they don't know what they are missing. Rock on! Rachael.

andshedied's picture

Well, here i am. I am bringing it on! Get yo' self a life, bee-autch, instead of hanging out on the computer all day, you, snot rocket! you know i love you.

Douglas Lazard's picture

Toni : I really like this one too!!! Probably because I'm one of those Fuck-ups who think I can write.~~~ Peace and love~~~Dougie ~~

andshedied's picture

Hey Toe, I wrote a poem, inspired by yours. View it on my page. It is (respectfully) titled: "Who Knew You Were Such A Fuckup Part Two" Maybe someday we can meet and have a poetry war. - "I choose you 'Who Knew You Were Such A Fuckup Part Two'!" Oh and maybe someday you can finally bathe...you are startin' to smell a "little" rank! Love Always, God