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Because I can't defend myself,

  I must defend my can of Spam.

   That greasy meat's so hard to beat,

    It symbolizes who I am.

     Not quite beef,

      Not quite pork,

       But somewhere in-between.

        I imagine myself on a throne of Spam,

              Their international queen.

Author's Notes/Comments: 

Um, I know I sure wasn't HUNGRY when I wrote this! Spam.... ew!

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voighdt's picture

I CAN TOTALLY RELATE TO THIS! SWEEET POEM@#!

andshedied's picture

yeah, when i was little i thought i was going to be the queen of spam too... amazing, the dreams of little girls....

Jim Becker's picture

I liked this one Toni. Does a good job of how we all feel at times. Spam...ugh! Lighter Later Jim