O J Goes Down Easy

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With anything, vodka, whisky,

bourbon (fancy southern whisky)

JW Double Black, or with bathtub gin.

Neat is preferred by connoiseurs

of Mason's jars in the woods

near the manufactury.

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Woodford Reserve will pickle

you and your neighbor's liver

in half the time of oh say

Svedka or Appleton's Rum.

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Barcardi's 51 proof was the stuff of

twenty year old stomach dreams

straight from the vine to that

little round bottle lip. Will someone

please pass me the bottle

of Drambuie?

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A martini is a waste of a

good glass and ice, just swill down

the vermouth, dash it with anything,

then eat two olives. This all began

with, and you know it did, a

connoiseur of the most exquisite

bottle of Basil Hayden's,

Boon's Farm, and Mogan David, 

also neat.

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allets

08-19-13

941p

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Author's Notes/Comments: 

Okay, what elyxir did I miss? :) - slc

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Very interesting write Respected Mm Allets

Very interesting write Respected Mm Allets.What is OJ ? On the lighter side , I have "Honey Dew" - a poem for thirsty souls.Won't cost a penny.Thanx for so many leaker(liquor) names.Happiness V/s numbness.Off late teqila shots are in vogue.Fast & furious! S-m-i-l-e-s & guffaw Heart laugh Madam.The wite-up almost made me race to some nearby pub and put some in my tub.I am drunk now.Cheers...Sealed


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A Booze Moment

I'm sober now. Hangovers should not last three day! (smile). O.J. is orange juice. OJ Simpson (African American ex-football legend) was stripped of his wealth even thought he was not convicted of his wife's death. This write was fun, glad you enjoyed the likker (liquor) names Mssr Bishu. ~~allets~~