#presidential haiku; #one to fourtythree; #criminal leaders; #presidentsbehavingbadly

I AM NOT A CROOK

 

I am not a crook

I’m merely misunderstood

Boldly I proclaim

 

I am not a crook

the bug in the hotel room

can not be correct

 

I am not a crook

Rumours so falsely abound

In festering tmes

 

I am not a crook

murder infidel babies

in their bamboo huts

 

I am not a crook

hosting Thai whores in a room
not having a clue

 

I am not a crook

evidenced by a peace sign

insincerely waved

 

I am not a crook

the electorate was clean

hanging chads be damned

 

I am not a crook

faking shrapnel on the arm

riding a swift boat

 

I am not a crook

the smart bombs know exactly

what they are doing

 

I am not a crook

Heretics go to China

Falsify the word

 

I am not a crook

pistol whipping the hippies

deserving censure

 

I am not a crook

Blowjob in oval office

Behind my wife’s back

 

I am not a crook

Writ of Habeas Corpus

no longer valid

 

I am not a crook

the battles are relevant

to keeping freedom

 

I am not a crook

but liberal media

lies distort the truth

 

I am not a crook

I am the president and

I’m above the law

 

I am not a crook

bullying from the pulpit

with extreme swiftness

 

I am not a crook 

Releasing inmates from jail

to rape new victims

 

I am not a crook

Raising your taxes higher

after a promise

 

I am not a crook

in simplistic haiku burst

of pure denial

 

I am not a crook

though Seminole Indians

may beg to differ

 

I am not a crook

We begin bombing in five

Minutes—Is this on?

 

 

 

Author's Notes/Comments: 

series of haiku on different American presidents.  Written during 43's regime.